Kids are instinctively awesome (30 Photos)

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  • -Snookums

    #18 Bitch! I said cover your face

    • Dan

      beat me to it…

    • DickFister

      She was stoned to death 15 minutes later by her father and brothers

      • AlsDisciple

        In front of a cheering audience.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Mohamed you basterd!!

    • Sam

      Yay for arranged marriage!

    • amrith777

      And then she beat the shit out of him!

  • me...bn

    #2 Tap out Bitch!!!!!

  • ME NOT U

    FIRST

    • BygNick

      Trying to be first on the comments = Fail
      Claiming that you are first when you actually are not = EPIC FAIL

      Find a new hobby.

  • tralfaz

    #3 must be from Australia.

    • Kilmorea

      Shhhhkaka

  • Rachel

    #4 That's so sad, is that a sucker in his mouth???

    • TheChris

      its a cig

    • MylesofStyles

      I think that's a turkey in his mouth.

    • Truth Inc.

      This pathetic creature is the result of crossbreeding a 'Merican with an Asian. For the sake of our children, stop letting 'Merican's breed. Spay and Neuter your 'Merican today, for a brighter future.

      • Idk

        Actually it's a Pacific Islander who would smoke two packs a day at the age of 5 but ok.

      • Tarotwitch

        You are the pathetic creature

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #2 hey buddy ur on the wrong end

  • TheBAMFinater

    #19 that would make any dad proud.

  • Tyler

    #8 Need I say more?

    • NorCal420

      champion

  • Wittry

    #10
    When I was a kid, I pooped in the yard because i saw the dog do it.

    • MylesofStyles

      I use the same excuse to explain why I hump peoples' legs.

      • Wittry

        Well, I don't poop in the yard anymore.

        • MylesofStyles

          Sure you don't buddy.

          • A BiPolar Guy

            I bark at the neighbors. But I never bite. I found out you can get in a lot of trouble for that.

    • Jack o' lantern

      What's your excuse now?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I put a knife in my mouth and walked around like a pirate..

  • Rusty

    #3 Charlie Sheen, the early years.

    • JeremyRyan

      Nope.
      Definitely Michael Jackson in training.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #4 yer doing it wrong

  • tv_paul

    #8#13#17#19

    Kids do this woman’s reaction: Oh, isn't that cute

    Guy does it woman’s reaction: Officer arrest that pervert

    • Sparkles

      I have yet to hear a little kid make a 'sandwich' or 'kitchen' joke. EXPLANATION'D

    • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

      And them they demand womens' rights.

      Girl Logic.

  • twd22285

    #9 'MERICA!'

    • Verbal_Kint

      It's not *as* bad near the coasts but get progressively worse as you move inland…

      • skyfireCO

        Being from Colorado, I beg to disagree

        • Verbal_Kint

          Colorado gets an exemption… That was in the fine print.

    • chiverX

      fat family at wal-mart, they're definitely not part of the solution

  • Verbal_Kint

    #15 That's some serious Lord of the Flies in the making right there…

    • kenny

      I thought he was trying to hide from the predator

    • Jakeman

      That kid has better pecs than I do…

    • tv_paul

      #4 If it was Lord of the Flies, this kid wouldn't last very long.

      • Verbal_Kint

        That's "Piggy".

  • BygNick

    #3 Michael Jackson's toddler pic?

  • tv_paul

    #5 No you go in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

    • JESSE

      my daughter in about 15 years. oh she'll kick your ass

      • tv_paul

        I don't doubt it. Look at this girl she is all over this boy. All kids (at least the ones I know) that my kids hang with are more athletic today then when I was that young. BTW, you do realize in my comment It's the girl telling the boy to make her a sammich , right?

  • oilfieldbill

    #9 they all look like they got lots of swag!!!! Lmfao

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      If by swag you mean, every toy from McDonald's happy meal from the last decade, then yes. They have swag.

  • JohnnyFresh

    #3 Son of ashy Larry ?

  • Lexie

    9 is as far from adorable as you can get.

  • Looters

    #16 Arkansas, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous…

  • GopackGo

    #30 Thanks Chive, now the wife wants another one..

    • ay jay

      Seahawks are changing their names to the Green Bay Sackers

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    #9 No… just no.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ryno.gorda Ryan Gorda

    #2 choaks out mom, puts on sponge bob…nice work kid

    • Court

      Hot moms that do insanity are even hotter!

  • Hunting

    #2 Hot moms are intrinsically awesome

  • midbud

    #17 if this doesn't get it out i'll have to do the dreaded hind lick procedure!!!

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