I want a boat! (26 Photos)

  • Adz

    Nice boats

    • Starsky

      It's not a boat, it's a yacht.

  • sledneck600

    I think they stole the slide off a 747

    • Anonymous

      Probably true… but that just makes it a dirty kind of fun.

    • Maz

      True dat

  • Rob

    #26 if you look closely there's actually a boat in the picture

    • heywood jablowme

      you lie.

    • guest444


    • Notknowing

      The hell you say…

    • AssHaterson

      And the name of the boat is after a Brazilian porn studio. Don't judge.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #18 #21 a man can dream

  • B Dub

    #11. Just…..Oh. My. Gawd…… Made my day! #26 too…what a great way to end the post!



    • Guest

      #11 no thanks.. Fake tits are not my thing

      • Hank Hill

        Yeah. I'm sure you'd kick her outta bed. I prefer real tits, too, but I'd sure as hell grab them big, fake funbags and hold on for the ride.

    • me...bn


    • buckwild666

      I want a boat pretty damn bad but she looks like she wants a boat even more!

      A motorboat that is…..

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #11 that boat needs to get wet…

  • myself

    This is TheChive and someone will know this. What's the purpose of the 'ears' on #3. I think it's an aero thing, but don't really see what the need would be.

    • Taipan

      Stability through the water, primary use is not aerodynamic as you note. However, the shaping on the frontal curve of each wing does provide down-force. Primary use is to stop any 'sliding' or 'tipping' effect through the water.

      • myself

        I think you're talking about the wings that touch the water? I don't mean those, the ones that are above those are what I am curious about.

        • Taipan

          Ah, thanks for clarification. You're correct. The 'ears' do indeed work with the curve on the frontal wings to smooth airflow, provide down-force. The down-force specifically is centred to the aft of the boat to aid the craft getting on the plane (when the front lifts reducing drag, increasing speed).

          • myself

            Thanks for the clarification. I kind of thought it did that was just unsure.

            • tralfaz

              *blink blink* – I like cheese

            • somebody

              Actually Jdubs below has the correct answer.

          • JSJ

            They do more then just apply downforce to the hull. Note the cables coming out from behind them.

    • Jdubs

      The Ady Gil/Earthrace has the ability to cut through waves instead of riding on top. Those fins hide the intakes for the twin diesel engines and prevent water from flooding them when it is submerged.

    • Rainscreen

      You can read all about the Earthrace here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ady_Gil
      It was critically damaged while on a Greenpeace mission.

    • trl87

      All I think when I see this is how fucking stupid those people were/are.

  • Mark

    You can rent #1 for $ 239.000,- per week!

    • Yep

      $239?? Sweet, I'm gonna rent it next week.

    • gclark

      Is that all? Thank god, I thought I might have to be rich to afford that, oh wait….

  • Meertnnn

    This stuff is pretty bad for my self esteem

    • CaptainWOW

      I concur.

  • heywood jablowme

    I'd motor boat #11 for days.

  • Martin

    #2, #3 didn't Sea Shepherd get donated a boat like this, worth a few million dollars, which they then inexplicably decided to bounce off an enormous Japanese whaling vessel and destroy, rather than get many years of fast-response and interdiction use out of it?

    • North

      Sounds like something those idiots would do

    • uncommon sense

      That is the same exact boat. Earthrace was either donated or sold to sea shepherd and was painted black.

      • trl87

        Renamed the Adi Gill and sunk because all of those people are morons.

  • bh4q

    i feel every picture is equal to 007

  • Charlie

    TheChive is all about boats 'n' hoes today. Me Gusta.

  • maboze1x

    #11 I want a motorboat! 🙂

  • Long Duc Dong

    #11 i'd take care of her wetness…………..

    • JP Sousa

      Once you're done, dry as a bone.

  • Fish

    #9 looks like a viabrator…

    • Dan

      idk i think it looks like a dirt devil.

    • 1911

      I bet it works like one too!

      • John

        Agreed-very costly things are an aphrodisiac for women

    • chiver

      I'd be interested in knowing more about this one if anyone knows

    • Si1entStatic

      what do expect when the company's name is Dildo of the Sea….

    • SlimShady

      …for your mom!

  • huggy bear

    its not a boat… its a yacht.

    • sfb101

      No it's a Schooner.

  • SAChiverSteven

    I need #16 for reasons unknown…

    • The Batman

      Reason is known. BALL OUT!

  • SAChiverSteven

    #13 a boat in a boat? WTF?

    • JP Sousa

      Yo dawg…

    • hitechsailor

      It's called a tender. It's how you get to shore if the yacht is at anchor because the harbor is too shallow or the quay too small for your yacht to come to the shore.

      • tralfaz

        I thought it was some sort of escape pod.

      • Martin

        Most tenders are hoisted or put in a garage though … 😉

    • Leo


  • whyme1973

    #11 #26 The best part about having a boat.

    • George Zip

      Study a lot, work hard, kids. These can be yours if the price is right.

    • svp

      I don't see any boats there…

  • http://alisonlario.com alison lario

    wow those are some nice boats. i'd lve to go on one some time. guys that own boats rock!

    • tralfaz

      yelling to wife – "HONEY …. CAN WE GET A BOAT?"

    • Hawksnester

      So do you make cupcakes or not?

      • tralfaz

        face hung in shame – "yes"

    • Yuppp

      If I get a boat will you sit on my face?

  • Darrell

    #23 #24 Did Xzibit design these?

    • tiggs

      Hahahaha that's awesome!

  • Bruhle MD

    Who cares? I’ve got five broats….

    • Yerp

      You must be Asian.

      • Aaron

        I have tears in my eyes from that comment, so funny!

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  • Tyler P

    #18 Looks like some serious James Bond shit

    • guest

      Does the car come with the boat?

      • Tyler P

        I think the boat would come with the car

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