Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in…

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  • SoCal dude

    #1 it's called train tracks. Also why I ride aupermoto

    • CowboyChiver

      The fuck?? Go back back to cali cali…

      • DickBag

        Go back to Texas douche.

        • _DoC_

          Go back to…errm….Dick….uh…you bag.

    • yup

      where the hell is my skateboard when i need it?

    • Socal Dude

      Wow so much hate.

      It's ok guize I will continue to have fun while you spread hate on the interwebz

    • majorfathead

      Pardon my ignorance (but where are the tracks (no cross bucks, no gates, no signal lights) ? and does the road hydraulically level when a car approaches and unless I'm wrong the speed limit is 80 kph (which makes this terrain feature very exciting)

  • now hear me out

    why do i even bother?

    • Guest

      #29 damn right

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #32,Must have MOAR!!

    • Womb_Raider

      They sent in like four photos of their spring break a while back. #51 http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/i-miss-college-spr
      All bangin hot chicks. Enjoy!

      • HOOK_the_LEGEND

        You Sir are brilliant…Christ, these Chicks are smokin hot!!

        • ChivetteHeather

          They can submit ANY time they want…and hopefully soon!

  • bigjim88

    #32
    Hmmmmm oh meeeegeeeerdddd!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #12 what i wouldnt do to be sandwiched between them 3

    • bll

      would you drink your dads semen out of your moms vagina?

  • BigtotheD

    #12 puts the TRAMP in trampoline

  • TheBAMFinater

    #33 If only.

    • Mr_fn_T

      I took this advice to be true

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      Haha no thanks, today is payday for me… Happy Friday chivers! Almost beer time.

    • dreez

      Mwahah, Fridays actually are cancelled for me … every week.

  • PumaBalls

    #12 3 beautiful women and a trampoline.. It just doesn't get much better than that folks.

    • JSJ

      If they were naked

      • Yeah

        And they were jumping. And it was a gif.

  • tv_paul

    #12 I just hope this truly is a tramp-oline

    • TheDude

      ha! nailed it, as usual.

    • getaclue

      repetitive comments are repetitive

  • robsterling

    #14. Kill it before it tries to sell us insurance!

    • DaddyD

      I tried to give you multiple thumbs-up (thumb-ups?).

    • Savage308

      hello ma baby! hello ma honey!

  • Parkview

    #22 the dog never bothered the cat again

  • Spoon

    A GIF of them jumping would be ideal #12

    • Chiver_Sammy

      Any GIF of them would be good…

      • Anjin-San

        or even the link to the porn from where this pic is taken

  • SNIDE

    Still looks fun tho 😀

  • Zee705

    #29 Canada! F#ck Yeah!

    • deadpool

      My first thought was of Russia before I seen the whole pic on my little smartphone screen

    • yellowcanadians

      Omg i can't stop laughing at this. Typical! Bring bears with lasers to a bomb fight! Rotflmao! What next hand fulls of loonies will be thrown at us OMG LMFAO!

  • CanadaRules

    #29 flying bears with frickin' laser beams! Go Canada!

    • Whale

      Whatever. Get those assholes to agree on a deal so we can get a season of hockey.

      • DaddyD

        It ain't so much the Canadians who are the problem. It's the owners of the profitable big-market teams (think New York, Montreal, Boston, Philadelphia) who don't want revenue-sharing. Without revenue-sharing the other teams can't even afford to pay up to the salary cap.

        • bob_the_cook

          Last time I checked, Montreal IS in Canada

          • DaddyD

            The map says it's in Canada, but its heart is in France.

            But I guess I could have said, "It's not JUST the Canadians."

            • Ivan

              Your original response made perfect sense. It was Bob that didn't get it.

          • 0CanadianBacon0

            congratulations for knowing some geography… but that's still 1/4th of the places that were mentioned. If you look at the number of teams,players and owners in the NHL you might be able to figure out that there are significantly more Americans than Canadians that are stopping hockey this season.

      • Lucky Lucy

        There are 7 NHL teams in Canada and 23 in the US.. how is it "Canadian Assholes" are the ones responsible for no hockey?… o.0

        • Fellow

          Who cares how many teams are American, the vast majority of the players are Canadian. The owners offered a 50/50 split, seems fair to me, I mean the players do what they love for millions (or at least hundreds of thousands) a year and it is a business.

          • Lucky Lucy

            Not saying I don't agree that the deal is a good one… it definitely is… just saying that I don't think it's solely "Canadians" responsible for the lack of hockey so far this season.

      • hmcse

        Donald Fehr and Gary Bettman are both American. Send out the Laser Bear assassins.

  • tv_paul

    #24 If this were true just think of the saving on cost of tissues alone.

    • Groggy

      Yeah, but would you ever want to go to someone else's house again?

      "Hi, welcome to my home. I've had sex/fapped on EVERYTHING."

      • tv_paul

        Okay I see your point (that's what she said) But without a black light how do you know it's not happening already?

        • yuck

          eeeeeewwwww

  • Parkview

    #29 we also live in igloo's and eat whale blubber

    • Whale

      All 60 of you.

      • Cog

        But the 60 of us know how to party. You haven't lived until you have had a beaver tail ( http://www.beavertails.ca/ ) and some of our fantastic alcohol, ( http://www.crownroyal.com/ , http://russellbeer.com/ , http://www.sleeman.ca/en/notoriously-good ).

        • Huh?

          You know how to party because Canada has a pastry? Ummm…yeah. Go nuts.

          • guest

            I guess partying with pastry is a little safer than partying with guns, but to each his/her own. Up here we reserve the right to arm bears.

            • 0CanadianBacon0

              We have more guns per person than the states so your point is invalid. We just use them to hunt and not kill each other.

              • guest

                Sorry, your fact is incorrect, the States have the most guns/person that any other country in the world, and those would just be the ones people know about, I am sure there is a huge number that are unknown. I think Canada ranks 13th or there abouts. Thus concludes todays lesson, KCCO.

        • Fellow

          Canadians like you embarrass the rest of us. The Americans know we have pastries and alcohol, and they don't care.

    • Drunkendave

      My cousin Steve is from Toronto. You know him?

      • RobBob

        Oh, Steve? Yeah, he died.

        • Cog

          Office Bob, is that you? I thought you died! Lumberjacks and currrrrrrrlers!

  • Tom

    #31 Tommy Pickles is the bravest baby I know

    • ColaChiver

      Am I the only one that abso-fucking-lutely hated the show Rugrats?

      • _HypoLuxa_

        . . . with a fucking passion.

      • DaddyD

        You're the only one who both hated it and watched it. The other haters were watching Freebie and the Bean.

    • PeteAndPete

      For I am Artie…..the strongest man…..in the world!!

      • Kato

        That's the Adventures of Pete and Pete… oh nevermind.

    • Yerp

      I miss Doug and Patty Mayonaise.

      • chucklesclown

        Patti, you're the pickle in my coleslaw.
        Patti, you're the ice in my tea.
        Patti, you're the relish on my hot dog.
        Oh, Patti, you're the Mayonnaise for me. (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

        Doug was awesome, but man, that was one lame song.

        • Yerp

          The beets!

          • Gloryhound421

            Killer Tofu!

    • Lukeatmacok

      Snuggling with blanket

      Translation—- Gonna FAP

    • chucklesclown

      Based on that quote alone, I believe Tommy Pickles and Buster Bluth would have been great friends.

  • NonBrit

    #8 Haha, GO VOLS!

    • Matt S.

      GBO!!!

  • Kozak

    #11… ummm WTF kinda party was that…

    • tralfaz

      It's a solemn moment, many Doritos died today.

    • DaddyD

      It was an orgy on the beach. Also known as a free-to-lay party.

      • majorfathead

        Brilliant!

    • PDiddily420

      Shipping container spilled in NC. Free Doritos for all!

      http://www.slashfood.com/tag/food+oddity/

      • Drunkendave

        27 Asian immigrants also perished when their sea cam sunk

    • chucklesclown

      Person 1: "What are we going to do with these Doritos now?"
      Person 2: "Well, according to FDA regulations, we can't sell them as-is, but there is a loophole that will allow us to make tacos with them."

      …and an idea was born.

  • MonokuroBoo

    #33 well if you insist…

  • Canucks_Rule

    #27 – dokes!!

    #32 – very toight.

    attn bc chivers/chivettes!!
    – 1st unofficial vancity meetup (nov 24th) –> http://tinyurl.com/9l5xl2r

    • TheDude

      Hey, did you know the Canucks fuckin blow? Also, did you know Luongo is a terrorist?

      • Kato

        The Dude, what happened to you? When did you become so aggressive?

        • TheDude

          I just don't like the Canucks. That is all.

  • Chiver_Sammy

    #26 Watch out Boris, Moose & Squirrel are coming to get you…

    • tralfaz

      Must be their love child.

    • Scuba_Steve33

      Want to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?!

  • Anthony

    #15 A Booker's Gin fan?

    • dollybakerton

      dammit anthony, thought id be the first 😛 🙂

      • Anthony

        I'm happy to share credit, as well as my bottle of Booker's. Cheers!

    • dollybakerton

      have any tonic water and limes?

      • Anthony

        Sorry, just some vermouth and olives 🙂

        • dollybakerton

          fuck it, it's friday.
          make mine dirty

  • ColaChiver

    #29 ….Bullshit. Canada didn't write that, because there is no please and thank you.

    • Cheddar

      Dear and Sincerely…close enough!

    • Canadian Panda

      Should have said, 'Please don't give us a hard time. Thank You."

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