The triumphs and tribulations of the high school prom (35 Photos)

  • Hrdwood

    #4 Not very nice of him to steal her wig before the photo was taken…

    • MylesofStyles

      Whew! I'm glad you cleared that up. I thought he was trying to shove himself up a skunk's ass.

      • Hrdwood

        …laughing too hard right now to respond intelligently…

  • somedude

    I don't think I'd like to taste that rainbow….

    • somedude


      • tv_paul

        #35 How about this Rainbow?

    • ProfessorDumbledore

      But you're not sure? Duuude.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #1 The dude on the left is getting laid.

    • justabill

      It's prom. They're probably all getting laid.

      • Daniel Tosh

        I didn't get laid : (

    • AMV

      What makes you say that? From what I can see, he doesn't even get her wet!

  • EMA

    #11 So pimp.

    • Horndog Hairy

      After the photo-op, Grandmaster Douche and the Legion of Hoes piled onto the city bus and planned their grand entrance at the senior prom. Many people were killed…

  • @sean_armstrong

    #27 WTAF?

    • lucid_eye

      eh still would

      • Handjob Murphy

        Abso-goddamned-lutely. That's some sweet, chubby poon and from the look on her face I get the feeling she knows what she likes and she likes to indulge. Could well be the best sex you'll ever have.

        • bla bla.

          and you could have sex with her fat rolls. make sure you pick up some flour first.

          • Holy Smokes

            Yeah, in case you want to eat her, afterwards…

  • baddbuzz

    #2 Only in Wisconsin . . Say Cheese . .

    • Underbaker

      She looks way to nice to be a cross-species lesbian.

  • pixelogre

    #19 I would be doing the same thing with those assets

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      What that goofy little bastard doesn't realize is that she's named them – left one "Friend", right one "Zone"

    • Old Maid

      Keep in mind how old she is, pedo.

      • pixelogre

        thanks internet police, the interwebs are now safer due to your eternal vigilance

      • Lazy Jake

        Well, if it's a senior prom then she could easily be 18. And 18 = legal.

        • Anonymous

          I'm certainly getting thumbed down for this, but my daughter will not be wearing anything like that to prom.

  • sfb101

    #6 #7 #20 #21 Forever alone… Look like your dates going to be Rosie Palm.

    • modsman

      Forever alone

  • steamroller'd

    #29 white people are not amusing

    • Tim

      The only non graduate invited.

      • David Duke

        Someone had to park the cars…

  • NebraskaGuy

    #2 If I was that cow, I'd take her too!

    • ProfessorDubledore

      Not sure whose utter(s) are bigger. Pretty sure the cow has her in the neeple (teet) department, though. But, I've been wrong before!

  • Perkins Maxwell

    #28 I just snorted coffee all over my keyboard. It's a young prom shot of Bond villian Blofeld with his cat

    • Dan

      Thank you, I was wondering!

    • Thoridin58

      Reminds me of the Gestapo guy in "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

  • sfb101

    #6 #7 #20 #21 Forever alone. Looks like your dates are going to be Rosie Palm.

    • Underbaker

      Deja Vu

  • IrishInNJ

    #2 A fine looking Holstein

  • jax

    This is why terrorists hate america

  • tv_paul

    #28 Who knew Dwight Shrute & Pam Beesly were prom dates?

    • Steve_French

      The Office: HBO Edition

      Dwight Schrute, beet tycoon, runs stolen art through a bustling industrial city in the Northeast. Dealing with a violent power struggle within the 5 beet families, he has more to fear than bears.

      *Dramatic Music*

  • echogeo

    So, she lost the bet…

    • Benson

      She is smoking, how did he get her

      • tv_paul

        She asked him what was worn under his kilt and he replied "Nothing, It's as good as the day I was born."

        • WileEOne

          I'd let her play my bagpipes….

      • Jen

        he probably has a really awesome personality.

      • MyPromSucked

        I'm guessing the chick in #32 lost a bet, too. #34, the one on the right is about to lose her head.

        • BeefyTacosforlife

          Nah, #32 screams friendzone prom date. Look at his right hand on her hip.

    • Froman


    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Could be that she lost a bet, or could be that he needed his kilt lengthened.

      • Handjob Murphy

        He's got some special talent that we can't see in this photo.

        • Underbaker

          You mean like lots of money? But really I don't know why Kilts haven't caught on more in the U.S., they do provide easy access to our favorite parts that we seek the most attention for.

  • nope

    #35 ROY G BIV!

    • HUH?

      why do i have to be mr. pink?

      • Anomanom

        Because you're a faggot, alright.

    • Silverstone

      The sixth one hardly qualifies as Indigo!

    • Kiwi

      The orange on is my friend!

  • Earl

    #32 Dude won that relationship.

    • SGT_Fati

      Triumph to the man in the camo suit.

      • Snuggs

        What guy? It's just a hot chick in front of a fence.

        • linkx

          haha good one!

  • TXChiver

    #11 Ballin!
    #18 For the win!

    • gradaddy

      had a buddy and his old lady have their groomsmen and bridesmaids wear something like this. it. was. awesome!

  • Dumper

    Take a dump with corn…

  • tv_paul

    #25 It was a great idea until he got drunk and had to go the emergency room because of corrugated cuts to his Johnson .

  • Lukeatmacok

    #35 forever alone

    • UhHuh

      Forever gay together.

    • OB/GYN Kenobi

      The pride is strong with them.

  • CallMeMaybe

    #27 Not a single fuck was given.

    • David Duke

      Or received…

      • Tokey the Bear

        or wanted…

  • Taylor Hicks

    #34 Now that I think about it, I should have went to the local gun range after my prom, that would have been cool!

  • Zaedrus

    #9 and #32 Most mismatched couples.

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