Holy S#%^, we’re getting old fast (35 Photos)

This eye-opening list via Buzzfeed


  • Guest


    • guest


    • GREG

      said one of the kids born in 2000…

  • matt

    Go Canada GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lame

      The fuck does that have to do with anything?

      • chucklesclown

        World Junior Hockey Championship, I imagine. Which has nothing to do with getting old.

    • chucklesclown

      Good luck in the bronze-medal game.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    I felt old when I quoted a Simpsons episode and realized it was from when I was 10. I'm 28 now. Fuck…

    • Bob25

      I remember the first episodes. Bart was my role model. I was 5 at the time.

    • testudo321

      I remember taping "Do the Bartman" on an cassette….

  • Raj


    • Mattman

      Yea I'm pretty much regretting having viewed this gallery as well.

  • Buzz

    Is it me or did uncle jessie's wife get hotter?

    • tralfaz

      I did not see Dukes of Hazard in this post?

      • Star


    • Mikey D

      Not a clue, couldn't look away from Stephanie's spectacular boobs.

  • Kato

    #18 Still has no soul…

  • http://twitter.com/imixplastik @imixplastik

    #18 WHAT THE FUCK!!

    • testudo321

      The Norse god of death metal !

      • Brain Police

        The Norse god of dick metal!


    #1 Notice you can't see the Olsen twins because they are turned sideways… Or Bob Saget has them locked in his basement

    • Steven

      Saget is too stone to care about the Olsen twins

    • DirtBag

      Stephanie and her rack got so hot..

      • http://www.facebook.com/marcjwrzphoto marcjwrz

        who knew meth made your tits bigger….

    • itstanrum

      He's currently telling them how he met their mother.

  • TXMAN again...

    #13 Phoebe is eye fucking the shit out of Brad Pitt

    • https://www.facebook.com/christina.bagnaschi Christina Bagnaschi

      And Brad Pitt was totally eye fucking Jennifer Anniston. We all know how that turned out. 🙂

    • beasty

      And Ross is trying to hide his eye fucking of Brad. Not that there's anything wrong with that……. Oh that's from another show.

    • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

      Brad Pitt only turned 49, btw.

  • sts

    that tapiture photo is niiiicceee… comeon you all know which one im talking about.

  • Ron Burgandy

    #17 of course the problem child is ginger

  • dan

    stephanie tanner sure grew into herself…damn! #1

    • Silverstone

      Oh, yes, she's turned into a VERY healthy-looking specimen!!

      • Kmart

        All that meth she used to smoke did her really well.

  • Hypno

    #1 Who's the guy in the back behind DJ?

    • *dash*

      her boyfriend steve

      • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster


  • Sysko

    Im that old, I just feel that way. 21 and already done partying in Vegas

    • Aaa

      Douche or hipster… can't decide.

      • Steven


    • Brain Police

      You blow dead animals, Shitsko

  • Duce

    #30 had to google to confirm

  • ThePatriot

    #9 still beautiful

    • http://twitter.com/scaggnettii @scaggnettii

      smokin hot!

    • Yuppp

      And she married a pro hockey player which makes her cool as hell.

  • Schnizz56

    #2 Poor Janine, that's what a career in porn will do to ya!!

    • g3nXsLack3r

      No. That is what drugs will do to ya.

      • Just sayin'

        I'll say it: Still would!

        • Gross

          Well then, welcome to AIDS.

    • Jen

      is that jesse james' ex wife?

      • Schnizz56

        Yes it is

    • iheartbeer

      no thats what being married to a douche like Jessie James does to you & he knocked her up & ruined dat pussy

  • Bren


    Probably a good thing..

    • le' bla!

      Seriously, fuck you.

    • Tom?

      They'll be back. Let's not kid ourselves.

      • Osito

        Give it 8 months bimbo bakeries will buy them

        • socalmarti

          And I hope they add the Gansito Marinellas to the mix, the only ones worth eating!

    • rhed

      come north of the border and get your twinkies and wonderbread. Still made in the great white north!

  • Steve

    and i have now been alive in 4 different decades….

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Five for me…and 2 centuries…sigh…

      • Bob25

        5&2 also…. Sucks balls. & when are some new beavis and butthead shows coming back out?

        hehe… fire.

        • beasty

          6 and 2 for me and the Three Stooges movie couldn't touch the original.

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            Here too….and don't forget two millennia…

    • halfsmoke00

      Fuck you sir, I was blissfully unaware until you made me think about it. 😛

    • Garret

      Now you have me curious…how old is the typical Chiver? 37 myself.

      • mazzie


      • Stinky Dog


      • PappyCrux

        Two score and sixteen (fiddy-six)

      • Big Rob

        22, but I'm probably on the young end.

      • average Joe

        30 in one week…

      • decielito


      • alex


  • Silverstone

    Bury me under a mile of sediment 'cause I feel like a fossil.

  • Dan

    #21 I actually crashed smarterchild when I was around 13 (2006). My friend and I were both talking to it with the AIM on our phones and I started telling it that my name was smarterchild and reversing all of its responses, then after a lengthy argument the thing couldn't take it then stopped responding (said it was being fixed/sleeping) then when it came back on a few hours later and was able to tell me that I was just switching what he was saying and that only he can be named smarterchild. It was really a highlight of my rather pathetic adolescent years.

    • Bob25

      I remember ICQ and you could get your friends IP from the info. Then a nifty little program called bitchslap that that blue screened windows 95 just using their IP.

  • Pokepoke


    Ive never had any of those and im 27… Probably has something to do with pretty much all the above only relating to Merica

    • Cake

      You can still get them in Canada

    • Oops

      You have had a terrible life.

  • Alex

    #28 I'm 18 and that made me feel old…..

  • Takingbackcider

    #35 And are going to be douchebags by the look of it.

    • Bob25

      The whole generation… And their kids will be worse.

    • Kato

      This pic is definitely taken somewhere in New Jersey…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      None of them will have lived in an internet-free world either.

  • dieseldoc25

    #26 without looking, I'd guess Topanga is still hot!

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