30 of the greatest school lunch snacks ever made (30 Photos)

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  • 1_eye

    I loved fiestada on Fridays. Mexican stop sign pizza!

    • chrisc

      This list is not complete until I see the Mexican pizza!!

    • Lboogie13

      God, I think every school cafeteria in America served that fiestada pizza. I bet it tasted just as terrible no matter what school you went to.

    • Blueberry Johnson

      pour the corn over it and roll it up like a burrito

    • Jen

      i am not aware of what the fiestada is! I graduated in 02…..

  • varsityslc

    Dammit bob. I'm so hungry and you hit me with this.

  • Loon

    #6 I'm running to the grocery store right NOW!

    • Jesus Christ

      I haven't seen them in forever.

    • steve

      they still make them in canada!

      • Carl

        That's it, time to invade Canada.

        • Keither

          Quick, hide all the dunkaroos!

    • Ben

      you can buy them on amazon

      • Carl

        Shh, we're invading Canada.

    • NikkeD

      I always get these for my son for school snacks and eat some myself. About a month ago I bought them and they randomly changed the cookies to cheap shitty cookies… sorry to disappoint anyone

    • Mach1

      Family dollar your welcome

  • whyme1973

    #25 Best. Description. Ever.

    • http://twitter.com/plako21 @plako21


    • EriktheRed

      Sugernades might work out better. you can pull the cover off with your teeth and chuck them at unsuspecting women in white tees. or guys in white shorts I suppose; whatever floats your boats.

    • Mike


    • P B


    • MactheNate


    • dedubs


    • gmen

      bum juices!!

    • sadairk2

      Little Hugs.

    • sagasha

      We called 'em Kool-Aid Kegs back in the 70's. We'd take a drink and then fill up the rest of the keg with sugar. No wonder our mom forced us four boys to take the bus to Sunday school every weekend. She needed a few hours alone by the end of the week!

    • ENoAlmighty

      We called 'em "Juggies"!

    • That Dude

      Bobo Juice!

    • Silverstone

      Actually, they were called LITTLE HUG Fruit Barrels!

    • RickBarney

      I always called them "PLASTI-JUICE" because they tasted like Plastic.

    • 5eagles

      You can still get them apparently… http://www.walmart.com/ip/Assortment-Blue-Raspber

  • Observer

    Where's the Ecto Cooler??

    • chiver

      I stopped at the grocery store this morning, and every time I look at the Hi-C boxes, I hold a glimmer of hope that there's still Ecto Cooler, or even the screaming tangerine flavor that they turned it into. One of these days….

    • Smitty

      And the Purplesaurus Rex?

  • Jake

    Forgot about PB Crisps and Magic middles oh heaven.

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    SURGE AND MANGO SOURS. Holy fuck do I miss those. Dunkaroos, too.

    Needs more Zebra Cakes.

    I never remember, what were the Squeezit like drinks that were gelatin?

    • Bud

      Haha, it's amazing any of us are still alive after consuming all this for years.

      • Riley Freeman

        It's amazing kids today say they're living without ever consuming most of these!
        How about those color change tabs they had to drop in Squeezits?

    • animal

      Gelooze….those were terrible

    • Vet

      anybody remember some pizza chips made by Keebler? I can't remember the name but I can remember being a little fat kid and killing a bag of those after school!

      • Mancini

        Pizzalicious- I was a fat kid too

        • animal

          Pizza kudos were the tits

          • animal

            I mean combos?

            Fuck im wasted

    • Droppin' loads

      Look up surge movement on facebook and join the fight to bring it back!

  • rooster

    I loved these…. How old am I

    • e pluribus unum

      probably the same age as the "cheese" and processed crackers… but they were good

    • John

      These were the BEST backpacking food ever!

    • drewplp

      Remember when they started doing the different color sticks?

    • wrangler

      crap dude… i'm almost 60 and i still eat those things!!

  • LeO

    Fuck yea! I used to freeze these little suckers and eat them like a slushy.. *memories* goodtimes

    • Tom

      I still do! My kids love them.

    • gozer


  • Helthier Guy

    no wonder why u americans are fat..

    • http://www.thechive.com xBigBossx

      At least we can spell "Healthier" correctly

      • Dutch

        lol, watch out, spelling police on patrol.

      • Helthier Guy

        Helthier is my actual name.
        Maximilian braun von Helthier.
        from Guyana.

        • 'Merica

          What a dumb name.

          • urmom


        • Anjin-San

          well, that was fun..

          • Matt

            He's just mad because his 3rd World country can't afford any of these delicacies yet.

        • ibleedgreenngold

          Is everyone in Guyana a douchebag, or is it just you?

        • LeO

          How about Fuck you helthier.
          You're a depressing.. No humor.. Lonely.. Boring.. No good to come out of you human.. Worthless shit. People like you is why we have no more twinkies!!
          Candy is awesome!

        • TrueCaper

          You're just upset your father was killed in Inglorious Bastards and missed your birthday

        • MylesofStyles

          Maximilian braun von Helthier? Nice to meet you. My name is Master Mylius van twizzledick Bobblefock Baiter III.

          • Hrdwood

            Gold… bravo.

    • NIC_noK

      You may not be a "fat American", but you sir are most certainly a Giant Douche.

    • aaa

      I may have eaten all this crap as a child, but I'm fit as fuck now. It's called growing up. do try.

    • Silverstone

      LOL and I'll bet YOUR childhood was a veritable marathon of laughter!

  • sfb101

    I miss #15
    Love #18
    What about otter pops and Jolt cola?

    • Justice

      Jolt! That was the shit. Loved that satisfying 'pop' when you opened it.

      • I don't know

        They still sell jolt at the bp here in my city.

  • 1_eyes_son

    not sure why i even bother to click galleries that aren't the DMR or DAR

    • Hunter

      First of all it's DMA, second of all, you suck.

  • wondering

    #9 What ever happened to Surge? Did they discover it caused ball cancer or something?

    • dutch


    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      I don't know (rumor about it making your penis shrink may have made it unpopular). But the most awesome thing was when our AMC movie theater opened it only sold Surge ICEEs. Those were AMAZING.

      • Droppin' loads

        Look up surge movement on facebook an join the fight to bring it back we are doing some amazing things.

      • Tex

        Surge slurpees were the shit at 7-11

    • Kenny

      We have it in Scandinavia, it's called Urge

      • Droppin' loads

        Send me some please!!

    • Ross

      They didn't prove it but my balls are kinda small…..

    • TheVanityScore

      i loved me some surge back in the day! i miss it

  • jai

    #3 squeeze its are the shit! i used to go through a pack a day. Then i had to go to SA after I crashed my big wheel after downing a 6 pack of squeeze its.

    • adam

      Im 24 and I still get these wen ever I see them


    Bro My God `s idea – interweb idea recycling – at its best

  • Jesus Christ

    I could never decide between #9 and Jolt.

    • chiver

      The blue jolt, my drink of choice back in high school.

    • Karl

      I think I remember reading it was one ingredient away from antifreeze.

      • Jesus Christ

        Wouldn't doubt it. I remember going to a baseball game when I was younger and there was a semi parked outside with cases and cases just giving them away. Lame parents wouldn't let me have more then one.

    • Droppin' loads
  • DannoTheManno88

    #9 Cravin this

    • NonSexual Tendencies

      Surge still exists. They just call it Vault now. (people who say they taste different are just remembering incorrectly)

  • http://www.thechive.com xBigBossx

    #26 Hell yeah! Going to go buy some! And get some Drumsticks too!

  • Stearns

    Some of these pics look like u thought it, bought it, ATE IT, and then snapped it. It's not lunch time in Cali yet..

  • slimm

    what about the patties made of "chicken"

    • chiver

      Mock chicken leg was my favorite

    • Jen

      or the spaghetti out of the ice cream scooper. same with the mashed potatoes and the suspect gravy.

  • dbcooper

    #27 It's a miracle Americans make it past age 40!

    • Jac

      Don't hate on our childhood…

  • WileEOne

    Magic middles, GoGurt, Pushups and Gushers… no wonder puberty was so confusing during this time.

  • Bob

    #25 Hugs or Jugs but we called them hand grenades.

  • DAV

    I don't see Jungle Juice. Seriously, where the fuck is the Jungle Juice??!!

  • Chivette

    #21 omg! I have asked people if they remember these and ever no one does. These were my favorite and they were sooo addicting, too bad they don't make them anymore 😦

    • chiver

      I remember these! oh boy…and koala yummies, now I'm starving.

      • Obecny

        You can still get Koala Yummies in various asian/chinese stores….but they arent nearly as good as i remember.

        • awww shit

          target sells the koalas for a buck look in the cheap section in front of the entrance

    • JimmyP06

      Every single person I've ever asked doesn't remember these, I thought maybe I made these up in a dream. Ty chive!

    • Jigz

      PB Crisps were so fucking good. Great stoner munchies. Right up there with Funyuns. I miss these delicious morsels.

    • Steve

      I remember them being absolutely amazing, so maybe it's best not to have them as an adult.

    • Slyce

      Best invention ever

    • the tick

      I'd sign a petition to bring these back in an instant. they'd make thousands of dollars just from me

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