Friday Dopamine Dump (39 Photos)

  • THBT


    • junwoi

      what happened to the shuffle button?

      • Berty

        Is #2 the 5th root of x-3 or the 3rd root?

  • AM Alycia Dominion

    #7 is too funny!

    • prison_mike

      no offense, but i would do terrible things to you with my banana. and its not rude bc i said 'no offense' first

      • TrueStory

        Did you send that comment from prison?

      • tv_paul

        Who are you…Ricky Bobby?

    • Blackablackablacka

      syrian civil war, soo funny

    • @LosTorre

      Those eyes!!

  • ChiveFromWA

    #8 Gorgeous

    • Giblets

      Chive plz be finding

    • WalterSobchak_

      Love to see more of her. #36 epic

    • Yuppp

      Almost too good looking. She is throwing off the curve for all other women.

    • FLChiver

      Barbara Palvin

      • thatguy

        At first I couldn't believe a girl this beautiful could possibly be named "Barbara" but a google search reveals that it is in fact true.

        • Yuppp

          Really?? That's odd.

    • steve

      Barbara Palvin Victoria Secret Model. AKA Godess

  • baddbuzz

    Good idea ! #38 I need a shot or two bout now . .

    • Hunter

      or just drink a glass of it neat like a real man.

      • Drstu

        Skip it that's Kirkland brand bourbon.

      • Euroranger

        Help me out here: who drinks bourbon with lemon? That's the second time I've seen a pic on Chive of bourbon that featured a lemon.

        I drink Buffalo Trace and I'd be awful pissed if someone squeezed some lemon into it. I'd have to think it'd make it taste like Pledge.

        • Hunter

          Sometimes "Old Fashioned" are made with Lemon as a garnish. Bourbon, sugar, bitters, soda water. I'm guessing by the presence of the spoon maybe that's what this is.

  • Huell

    #6 Still would

    #39 This is nice.

    • DirtBag

      That BJ would hurt, but it would totally be worth it.

      • Huell

        Totally… But cats' mouths are so small, it's already a struggle to begin with.

        • DirtBag

          Yeah, tried it once. I was unsuccessful.

  • Big Duke 6

    #29 those eyes. I'm done for.

    • ryder


    • Chivette

      I think I've just become a lesbian.

  • ChrisDG74

    #34 – Don't think it will fit you anymore, Val.

    • Matt

      Time to pound some Cunth

  • No_Filter_HOOK

    #39, I met this chick last week in a bar and I told her she reminds me of my baby toe.She said; 'why? because i'm short and cute?I said, no because later when I get drunk I'm gonna BANG ya on my coffee table…

    • Yeahhh

      Oh snap!

    • Child Please

      Pics or GTFO

    • Mr_BRB

      That was funny!!

    • A BiPolar Guy

      so how'd that work out for you?

    • bigtommy2k1

      that was fuckin awesome!

  • Hrdwood

    #13 Yeah, my wife and I play this game too.

    • JPPO

      I play the same sport too…

  • Bob

    #28 In Flames

    • Roger

      In Flames!!! Hell Yeah!!

      • HetJamesfield

        Sweden! Woop woop!

  • CTM

    #16 I can't like this enough.

    • JESSE

      I'd request that someone else gave it to me. Then again, that kind of selfishness would prevent me from ever earning one in the first place. I still hate the fucker.

      • iskra9

        So just curious. Using your own brain, what are the principal policy directions that you do not agree with ?

        And once you have them in front of you, check whose policy directions they are. The Administration, the Party, the President, Congress? Are they the fresh policies of the incumbent, or the residue of the previous administration?

        Or is it easier to just get hysterical … and 'hate' the mo'fo .. after all it is a Democracy. Let's maintain the Right, Inalienable that is, to HATE everyone we disagree with in this Country. Then let's all HATE everyone else in the World who disagrees with us too.

        Then let's interfere with as many Nations as we can and teach them to hate us as we hate each other. Can't see why that wouldn't bring peace to the world.

        • I don't know

          One, we aren't actually a democracy. We are a repuicians. Two. Fuck them all. Neither side is different, both are all about greed and don't care about us the people. Don't tow either parties line and make it gang warfare. They (the government regardless the party) are fucking us all the same.

          • I don't know

            *we are a republic

          • Hunter

            you are literally too stupid to insult.

            • Zan


    • Turd F.

      It looks Photoshopped, like his chest is too big, but I know it isn't. I've briefly met that guy for a handshake.

    • LeglessDog

      He even has that smug look on his face when he's commending the bravery of someone else . . .

    • yeah I said it

      All he had to do was whip around and snap that smug look off his face. The country would thank him.

    • yeah I said it

      Can't anyone take a joke anymore?

  • prison_mike

    I just paid a hooker $22 in crack to take a dopamine dump all up on my face!

    • A fan

      That's a good deal.

    • Notknowing

      As long as you enjoyed it. That's all that matters. Cheers!

    • Alberta Dirty

      Talk about hyperinflation eh.. Use to get it done for a ten, what is this world coming too?

  • guest

    #39 – WOW!

  • Blato

    #33 is too hot, who is she!?

    • Mr_BRB

      looks like she's cold.. you know with the hat, scarf & all…

  • I forget..

    #36 Is that Pete Townshend? All I see is the massive nose and that's the first guitarist that comes to mind.

    • bigyawns

      I guess, who knows

      • Ken

        I know. And yes, it is Pete Townsend…




    • Shanghai Steve

      Face palm – it is The Who

    • Chivefail

      Dude was given an official police caution for having child porn on his computer. Not cool Chive!

      • Garrett

        Townshend was actually abused himself as a child, and had attempted to access the sites as research for a book he was writing on the subject. Didn't actually download any files. Pretty stupid, but it's been fairly well established that dude wasn't a pedophile. He'd been actively campaigning against child porn since before the bust happened.

        • dutchie

          He's said that his parents dressed and raised him as a girl when he was a kid, hence the song "I'm A Boy". Weird.

  • prison_mike

    #10 thats R. Kelly's kind of wave!

  • linkx

    #33 amazingly beautiful girl

  • Wes


    Looks like Kelly Bundy

    • JESSE

      Looks more like i'm about to lose 20 minutes of my day

      • David

        I thought I would have your time cut in half until I also realized it looked like Kelly!

        Meh, might still be able to rub one out in 15.

  • Hazel

    #36 "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh" (in an epic yell voice)

    • holyshit

      Definitely in "Rock God" status.

  • jmonster

    The eyes in #8 and #29 are something to behold. sigh…

  • JB959


  • Dylan

    #12 Come on. You know you want one!

    • Want.

      Where to get?

    • SweetBadAssFatDope


    • Notknowing

      Got one. Prefer that one. Chech eBay.

    • Anomanom

      Google "oppai mouse pad"

  • tv_paul

    #14 IOC…Suck It you corrupt scumbags.

    • confused or drunk

      I feel so dumb but I just don't understand the picture. 😦

      • alan

        You should

      • confused or drunk

        Ah, I couldn't tell that was a wrestling mat or they were wearing wrestling uniforms on my screen. But thanks alan, I understand that it would've been too out of your way to say "it's a wrestling mat" or "the IOC removed wrestling from the 2020 games." Dick.

  • UhHuh

    #1 drop in pussy..

  • katastrophe89

    #21 they see me rollin', they hatin'

    • Like a sir

      They see me *rolling, they *hating

      • katastrophe89

        Wow. Really?

      • Bob Barker

        WOW, nice auto correct. Thank you Microsoft for your forward deployed spell-checkers!…

    • 385indogyears

      All units, be on the lookout for "Man from Plaid"!!

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