Next level sh*t: December 5th (10 Photos)
NASA Astronaut Flight Suit – $111
If we need to tell you why you need this, then you probably don’t need this.
The Little Book of Big Breasts – $10
Reading hasn’t been this much fun since you were learning lessons from the Berenstain Bears.
Whiskey Felt Pennant – $25
Sports are awesome, but if you want to always root for the winning team, you should probably be cheering for whiskey.
Flux Capacitor Wristwatch- $50
This fancy guy will show you the time using a series of flashing lights, but who cares if it’s hard to read? You’re wearing a flux capacitor on your wrist. Just try to stay under 88 mph.
Framed Bull Snake – $720
Sure, it’s a little pricey, but this is a real, preserved bull snake, mounted and framed. And don’t worry, the animal died of natural causes before it was made into art.
Fallen AT-AT Lawn Ornament – $40
Use your lawn to display your prowess in taking down the Empire. This downed AT-AT will make sure that the wrong crowd doesn’t come a-knockin’.
Flamestower – $90
Use a campfire or any other source of heat to charge your phone or other device. You’ll never be without campground tunes again.
Alpha Watch, Black -$139
This awesome watch breaks the mold of leather and metal that you’d usually strap on. The all-wood construction means that your watch is different that every other one.
Black Oil Soap Bar – $12
Because your soap should look like the oil that comes from the ground, not the one we use on babies.
Polaris High Lifter – $27,000
Get on the same level with your expedition partner and ride side-by-side in a four-wheeler that has a 110HP ProStar 1000 High Output engine and a 4,500 pound winch for if (let’s be real, when) you get stuck.
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