Just a heads up, Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 14.
I repeat: MOTHER’S DAY IS SUNDAY, MAY 14, SO YOU BETTER NOT BLOW IT.
But don’t worry, y’all, we got your back. We’ve put together a list of Mother’s Day gifts that are so amazing they’ll make your dad and siblings look like total assholes. And, obviously, you’ll get the longest voicemail ever in return.