A self-described dating expert (well you would, wouldn’t you?), Stefan-Pierre has told The Independent his golden rules for getting those all-important Tinder matches.
“Try to be funny or intriguing so it invites people to open a conversation. Women love funny guys, so inject some humor and it will definitely boost your profile.”
Ah yes, but what if, like a normal person, they don’t want to read your bio? No worries, Mr. Tomlin has photo tips as well.
“Food in your mouth is a big no. Avoid group photos in the first three pictures and don’t be afraid to add ones with pets, some people think they’re cute!’
“Try to make every picture a different scenario, so not all clubbing or holidays — change it up. Include some where you look smart and others where you look more casual.”
The man’s a god damn genius! Pets! No eating! No group photos!