‘Sexy Chivers’ is near. There’s still time, Chivettes!

Around 2:30 EST today, I’ll be posting our now-famous ‘Sexy Chivers’. There’s still plenty of time to send us your photos and collect internet fame, Chivettes. So grab a camera, use our handy-dandy submit page or send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Be as creative as you like. MEGA HINT: If you’re holding a sign with some CHIVE love, you’re a shoe-in. Get moving, ladies. Do it for your country!

Chive On!

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  • Beau


  • DaddyD

    "Last call" … you lie!

    At least I hope you are lying …

    • uberbrie

      Last Call, as in closing time…you know you don't have to go home but you can't post here

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Dear face, why must you have a zit today?

    • femtrooper

      Dear body, why must your boobs be small?

      You can borrow my zit-freeness if I can borrow your body. <3

      • Dave

        fem…please post!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        As long as you use it well….and I'm still in it, haha!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609720212 Tony Miteff

          thanx for the visual Hell

    • Dave

      Please post HHNF!, please!

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        dave, simma down naw……beggin will not help

    • SweetAwesomeness

      i would rather see a pic of you with a zit on your face than your ass….

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Dear Boobies,

    Why must you be covered by a bra, shirt, blouse, clothing, etc???

  • coffeemonster

    Yes please, exploit yourselves ladies and send it in and save the Chive the time of having to google and right click and save…

    (maybe coffee will cure this snark?)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Percussion treatment is a far better solution to your pugnacity.

      • Nobody

        I do find myself agreeing with coffeemonster. While it is a person's choice to do what he/she will, it is rather degrading to exploit yourself perminently on the internet just for a few seconds of acknowledgement.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609720212 Tony Miteff

          degrading to you maybe. some Chivers like attractive females.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609720212 Tony Miteff

        like hitting him over the head with a drum?

  • BenJAmen

    Where are the boobs? I don't see them anywhere!! 🙂

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  • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

    Is this really a re-adjustment of the date on an old post? I still have my post from like, forever ago on here, lol.

  • fzero

    We should have a thread where all us ugly ass male chivers have to reveal ourselves for the truly horrific dorks we are.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      THIS!!!!! I would LOVE to see the faces of the guys that insult us! And bodies, for that matter.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        you guys obviously want the Chive to lose all its members and viewer-ship!!

      • MiPo1977

        I for one would gladly submit…But then again im not a hating insulting troll

      • MarkAssBuster

        Same here, Ill submit. – I have no facebook to link to.

        But I dont insult. Just compliment beauty that piques my intrest & boldly critique flaws that can or may want to be corrected 😉

      • stafferty

        I got my pic right here. Consider this the point where I lose what little shame I had left after the foam party incident.

    • Kawz

      Done and done. And done. I love to disappoint.

    • its_forge

      I'm nice from the neck up but nobody wants to see the rest of me anymore. Although I do seem to still have a lot of muscle tone in the arms and shoulders, dunno wtf is up with that since I haven't lifted in over 10 years… guess I'm just testosteroneally blessed…

  • chrisdg74

    Scantily clad, smokin' hot ladies FTW!

  • Leslie

    Please leave the white knighting to HHNF's and HUTR's facebook pages please. How about a lifetime boycott?

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      I acknowledge your offer formally, and decline. Thank you, have a wonderful weekend sir/ma'am.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    lol @ chive recycling old posts! i thought i was having a bad case of deja vu for a second…

  • Ralk


    • Ralk

      Uh… just saying… its AROUND 2:30…

  • Sly

    You put a time on it? How am I supposed to get work done in the next 15 minutes?!?!

  • http://linkmunki.blogspot.com LinkMünki

    What about me you can't discriminate against us Münkis

  • chrisdg74

    Show all faces please, as well. This will weed out all of the butterfaces. Many thanks for your cooperation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young


  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Has Elyse Porterfield submitted a photo?

  • Kawz

    Enough with the blondes, let's try and get some women of the non-white variety – some Latino flava' would be a fantastic way to spice up this posting.

    • MiPo

      SO you want male Latin Chivers?!?! The feminine vernacular is Latina

    • chrisdg74

      If you want to see DUDES (Latino), go visit theBerry.
      Language fail.

    • Kawz

      Uh, alright, my b, I'm neither Spanish nor American – as a kid, we learned Japanese. Gomennasi, ya buttholes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.carnahan Benjamin Carnahan

    Please show HHNF and HUTR!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      We need some love for the real ladies of the chive.

    • MarkAssBuster


      • 1C451

        Heart Under The Rose. She hasn't posted in a while, though. Except for last week's Sexy Chivers. Kind of hoping her best friend reciprocates in kind this time around…

        • HeartUnderTheRose

          I actually posted yesterday. I think maybe the day before too. I don't remember though.

    • HeartUnderTheRose

      I didn't send in a picture this week. Maybe next time.

  • Stevo

    I figured those were either usernames or grunts.

  • Why Not?

    can't wait!!!!! there is a reason Fridays are the best day of the week.

    • stafferty

      This and the heavy abuse of alcohol. I'm leaving in 20 minutes to get a bottle of bourbon so I can pre-game this post.

  • About Jess

    Hey, can i get a thumb up or a response if y'all want more of Jess, the 'shy' one from the last few posts. It's in my hands, so let me know?

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