Unless our American Chivettes step up, Canada and Australia are going to dominate tomorrow

As many of you know, this week the Chivettes are going global. Here’s how the playing field looks so far:

Since I asked for photos, Canada and Australia have ‘sploded my inbox with sexiness. I’d like to see some competition from our homegrown American girls and England but that’s up to you, girls. Croatia is also making a surge.

Thanks to our Chivettes, theCHIVE’s ‘Sexy Chivers’ on Friday has become one of the internet’s most viewed events (click here to view all the ‘Sexy Chivers’). But the article is nothing without our sexy Chivers!

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘hi Chivers’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page or send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. If you’re too shy to get sexy, no biggie. We love our ‘regular’ Chivettes. Do it for your country… literally!

Chive On!
– John n’ Leo

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  • andrea

    oh, alright, I'm inspired. Soon as my roommate gets back from class I'll take off my clothes and see what I can't come up with

    • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      That's what I like to see (read), give it the old College try!!

    • Anthony Trolliver


      • turbosmurf

        i'm sure you meant it in a good way…

      • a BiPolar guy

        hypocritical ass

    • Ben

      America needs more of this attitude.

    • Cranklin

      Ask the roomies to join, assuming all participants are female of course

  • blake

    thanks ladies, you make my friday a better place to live… er somethin

    • hater

      Don't put that Mia chick from Canada. She's WEAK.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    For God's sake, include your faces. Never say you don't want to be viewed as an object if you think your boobs or ass are your best feature.

    • femtrooper

      Thank you. More faces. I know its Halloween but this site isn't populated by the headless horseman's girlfriend.

      I posted this and then realized I'm wearing a helmet.. /facedesk

      also I cant spell..

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Bahaha! If you girlfriend didn't have a head, you would also be headless…oh god, the bad jokes.

        • Lisa_Martin

          I see what you said there HHNF…that's just wrong. lol Gave me a mental pic of a headless girl trying to give head. SICK!!!!!!!!!! lol

          • Cranklin

            even without a head, there should still be a hole there

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=852135240 Dave Murray

      Hell yeah, more faces needed for sure

    • Anthony Trolliver

      more elbow

      • stafferty

        More cowbell

        Thats didn't feel good at all

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          Thank You! I couldn't agree more:D
          Otherwise we all just think your a "Butter Face"

          • Cranklin

            ^ ^ ^ best chivette i have seen so far ^ ^ ^

    • P90

      Agreed, I often end up screaming 'show us your fucking face!' like I was in an Arab stripclub.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1666982036 Holly Sands

      Well you may be glad to know Ive sent one in and yes I am fully clothed, Smiling and face on show. Probably not as good as some others but hey, Im being brave!

  • GMO

    And this week, perhaps we can not make the chivette of the week feel like a retard for ever doing this in the first place. Whatcha think guys? How about we just appreciate what they do for us..

  • anonymous

    theu cut my head out not me, thank you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    How about 'hot and female'?
    Ooh, 'no makeup'!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    as is mine

  • Catence

    Only first timers? Guess it is time to put the clothes back on…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      NO! Travesty! All of you should be included!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=852135240 Dave Murray

      (Sniff) Now that's just mean…

    • Benny

      No! Think of the children!

  • Anonymous

    wow, the first few comments are from a few jackasses…lol its called a sneek peek

  • uncle perv

    No….. Keep em off

  • stafferty

    Stupid decisions are always the most fun. Send it in so we can see

    • Pixle

      I'll let Chive decide if it was a stupid decision… photo is sent ๐Ÿ™‚

      • BloodScrubber

        Good for you Pixie!

      • beoliveiraa

        I thank you in the name of all the Chivers, Pixle!

      • 1C451

        It's better to regret something you did, rather than regret something you didn't…

  • equalizermax

    I want to see those boobies!

  • rawnoyz

    Chive, how about you make a Sexy Chivers booty shakers and turn them videos into GIFS for us to enjoy over and over again!

  • BloodScrubber

    And SMILE ladies! Show those pearly whites! xD

  • Lisa_Martin


    1…faces…we want your faces too…or at least I do.
    2…don't duckface please. It should go without saying…yet y'all still do it!!!
    3…SMILE. You're beautiful. Be confident. Sparkle & glow ladies…sparkle & glow. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • john dory


  • keppppp

    Calling all GINGERS!!!!

    • stafferty

      Correction, not all gingers, only the sexy female gingers. No one wants to see me in a low cut shirt.

      • Jay

        Correction, not Gingers, Red Heads.

        Red heads have souls, Gingers, do not.

  • gramator86

    pretty sure the first picture on this is my X-girlfriend from college. still waiting on that confirmation, but if it is her i will give a quick bio of her (no contact information) so you guys can know the person behind the cute cute face. heres a hint: she is kinda crazy. and im even crazier for losing her!!!!!!!!

    • Anthony Trolliver

      virgin alert

      • gramator86

        hahahaha. do you need proof or somthing that i knew her?

        • stafferty

          Sitting in a tree across the street with binoculars does not mean you "know" her

          • gramator86

            hmmm. sigh…. not sure how to prove it to you. if she puts up more pics, she will have a tatoo of a small sun on her lower right hip. but once again i could know that with the binocolurs thing… hmmm. might give her name, will return!!!!

            • stafferty

              You seem to be missing the point, we don't care whether you know her or not, but we will make fun of you either way. If she wants to share the details she will, she doen't need you throwing all her business out there

              • gramator86

                got it… who is "we" by the way? are you speaking for all of the chive nation? i thought i was only talking to you?

                i was only trying to help out. you dont have ot be a big ol' meany about it.
                ill let you get back to wacking off to my X. CHIVE ON!!!!!!!!

                • shmurrr

                  he was pretty much speaking for the whole "chive nation" as you call it…honestly nobody cares

      • gramator86


  • gramator86

    not sure how to prove that i know her. other then giving you her full name and shit so you can facebook her. im blocked from her. (bad breakup) what do you say chive?

    • AshErin

      I'm not your ex girlfriend baby boy. thats me though, names Ashley from Alabama sorry to disappoint!

      • Greg

        LOL..Roll Tide and Rock on sis…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Dude, she's a MILF.

  • Trisha

    What if we've already been a sexy Chiver? I've got new pics to share… bikini ones…

    • aosux

      By all means, share!

  • Lisa_Martin

    I have sent them in and they've been published. I've been in Sexy Chivers & in the Let Us Guess How You Lost Your Virginity galleries. And my cankles haven't arrived. Damn it. I ordered them though. ๐Ÿ™‚ Maybe by Christmas. (This particular gallery calling is for first time submissions. I think John is planning on making a cherry pie out of them…LOL!!)

    Unlike my cankles, your nasty ass sadomasochistic attitude does show up Anthony. I hope, some day, you'll be in a better place…where you're not digging on getting thumbed down. Weirdo. (And dude…trust me, if I am calling you "weird", you're fuckin' weird. I work with dead things all day.)

    Chive on. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Anonymous

      Lisa Martin is the shit.

    • BloodScrubber

      I don't know Lisa personally….but dam I like her reply style. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • beoliveiraa

      You're awesome. Period.

  • Catence

    I am sending in another one this week, we'll see if I make it!

    • joey

      I hope so, if not you can always send them to a fellow chiver ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Jules

        I sent in two, I hope I make it too! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Madhatter

    Lucie Bauermiester….is that you?!??! LOL!

  • stafferty

    These are always the highlight of my Fridays (at least pre blackout highlight)

    Keep up the sexy work ladies, and just say no to duckface

  • Rich

    How 'bout a "Theme of the week"? We can start this week with "the gap." So ladies, let's see how creative we can get. Post a great pic of "the gap", preferably from behind

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