Tough to generous when you make $20 million a year
Armed Ann Dangerous
Tough to English when you can't English.
nuccabay
my buddy from college lives in his neighborhood and i went there for the '10 final 4…he can afford it haha but still legit, too bad the colts did him him like that
Right Coast
"…the Colts did him like that." ???
He had an injury that is one hit away from a wheelchair for life. His salary to the Colts is $14 million a year. He was to get a $28 million bonus this year. It was all business. What the Colt's won't pay him (not to mention the paltry $28 million) will be factored back into the salary cap. Then they can shop for more talent. It was a simple matter of business. And it was no surprise to anyone for about the last 6 months. Manning should have retired to preserve his health, and gone to work for the Colts organization. Something like the front office or quarterback coach. But that's his choice to make and he made it.
Otherwise, I've always heard he's a stand up kind of guy. It's common practice to add the tip to large parties. He would have known that before he paid, even if it wasn't printed on the bill. And he still added another $200. The service to the party must have been quite good.
Right Coast is Wrong
"One hit away from a wheelchair for life"?
You're an idiot. He had a cervical fusion. His spinal cord was never, and is not, threatened by the herniated cervical disc they removed.
So you know nothing about anatomy, nothing about sports, and nothing about neck injuries, but you think that he "should have retired to preserve his health?"
You're a moron.
And I'm saying this as a guy who had the exact same surgery as Manning, about a month after he did (though all my radiculopathy was on the left side, not the right).
MichaelC
Americans: your compensation packages suck. Fuck this concept of tips. The price for an item as advertised on the menu or service should be exactly what you pay at the end.
ShakeyTheMoyle
Eh it works for all involved…sometimes it's shit other times it's a prize…so fuck off you silly foreigner…go enjoy your fucking bankrupt socialism …and…hmmph!
Barack Obama
I am making sure that we have the same bankrupt socialism here in America. Just remember to vote for me, and you too can have the joys of bankrupt socialism…
Lisa
Now that you have said it…IT SHALL BE SO! no, wait…it doesn't work that way? Oh right…please tell me you're not one of those asshole tourists who doesn't tip because you don't have to tip in your home country. The system sucks, but it is what it is, being an ass about it doesn't do shit.
passwordistaco
Michael you're the reason servers (waiters/waitresses) hate foreigners.
To all tourists: Welcome to America! I spit in your coffee.
ummmmm
I think I love you….
Manlius_Magnus
The tips help the waiters, who make way less than the other employees at the restaurant. If it were as you say it should be, the money would mostly go to the rest of the employees. Waiters are underrated.
lonin
I hate him…but only because he's so damn good.
CaNaDaaa
He is a class act!!!! Best of Luck Manning!!!
Ned Plimpton
I'm a Bears fan. Never liked Peyton, but respect the hell out of him.
Seeing stuff like this is great. I used to be a server so I understand proper tipping. A friend of mine has served in both Chicago and LA at classy restaurants. You'd be very surprised how many cheap some athletes are. A-Rod and Manny Ramirez both tipped less than 10% on separate occasions. BOTH make more money than Peyton. And my friend is a great server.
Your wife appears to be absolutely awesome. Don't fuck it up.
asdf
Slutting your wife out is not cool…kinda creepy….
Barry McKokkinner
YUP, she's doing it right. Thanks for sharing.
High five
I'd like to binge your wife. uhh I mean Yea shes doing it right. Sorry got caught up in the moment. Damn penis steals all my brain blood.
Red
The only way that could have been topped is if she had a sammich for you too.
Dirty Berty
Hooters!
Gear
Like a boss!
OnehandJack
I say got dayum!
Sundevil8181
#45 is outstanding on so many levels
bdg
The Chive is strong with this one!!!!!
Underbaker
I am a boob connoisseur and must say yours are outstanding in more ways then one. If your husband does not constantly show his support by grabbing them from behind I will personally see to him getting demerits on his man card.
davis
#51, #52
That country girl post couldn't have been any better if it were covered in chocolate
whyme1973
She is cute as hell. I'd love to lay hands on that sweet ass.
HatBomb
Or could it be better covered in chocolate? Something to think about…
Yup
and bacon…..
HatBomb
And bacon. Fact.
jager
shes a butterface.
Lotus
You're mistaken, good sir, as that implies she has a desirable body.
TROLL
FIRSTTTT
Whoopi_G
#40 Thank you sweet baby jesus.
whyme1973
No shit! So many great asses in the Hump DAR today.
Leo
absolutely gorgeous
J0R
For those in favor to motion this chivette for chivette of the month, say "aye".
Kinda reminds me of what Lindsay Lohan SHOULD look like…. Instead of a drugged up sperm dumpster.
http://twitter.com/Amandax3Scull @Amandax3Scull
#41 something seems/. off?
nah its cool
Si1entStatic
dad? Where's Grandma?
Well Kids………
SARmedic
omg, what a great way to pack your stuff! I wonder how many times they got pulled over?
Brilliant.
OnehandJack
Yeah their tags are totally blocked and not visible. They might get a ticket.
LucretiusCaro
#14 Where was the nude panty? But still, thanks ever so much for those.
whyme1973
Hell of a service she has done for us.
AssClown
#1 "Hi there. My name is penis, and this is my good friend penis. We are the mascots for the 2012 Longdong Olympics. We have many new events: Dong jump, Long dong, 100m dong and my favourite, synchronized swimming. Hope to see you all there!"
ale
they look like that cyclop shark they found in Mexico… horrible dong mascots.
flibble
I want to know how flammable they are.
EvilGrouse
It's Kang and Kodos!!
Pete
That would actually make a lot of sense. Have you seen the 2012 logo? Its basically Lisa giving someone a blowjob.
I hope its going to be a semi decent set of games, but the whole way the marketing has been handled is pretty much retarded… and sums up the British government as a whole. Brits have been talking about how stupid this shit looks for years and all they're doing about it is burying their heads in the sand and saying how great it is. With the Olympics, that's just dumb, but its getting scary now they're doing it with the NHS and education.
JOHN
Just a friendly reminder that the British Police are ALWAYS WATCHING YOU while you're enjoying their country. Hooray for George Orwell and his accurate predictions!
Greyhead
All they will do is watch, unless your speeding then your fucked. If you need assistance for anything serious like your being mugged they will wait until its safe to approach before doing anything.
PS
Sorry for the dumb logo and mascots
oh and for the Mayor of London, he's a dick
ifonly
The children of Pleaky and a tele-tubby, playing power rangers.
#47 The great thing about working at Taco Bell is the free…..diarrhea.
Bluto
As obvious as it is, I laughed out loud at this comment.
Master_Rahl
the food that keeps on giving
Cheeko
the pissy poops
etcrr
#5 #14 #45 hot as hell thank you for sharing cause damn
Carl
Nobody asked you, ya flaming douche.
Acr3
#2 that's why he's the man
Dan
I hope he retires now. It would be sad if he played his last years at another team, and even worse if he got hit and was paralyzed.
mittens
I'm torn between hoping for early retirement, and hoping he goes to Miami and terrorizes the AFC East for a few more years.
Bears Fan
Yeah, except his injury and surgery don't make him anymore likely to get paralyzed than any other player. If anything, he is (slightly) LESS likely to be paralyzed, because he in effect has one fewer vertebrae in his neck after the fusion, and therefore one less site where his spinal cord could be compromised.
Don't spout off about crap about which you know nothing.
Smokehouse
Thanks Fan. I am so tired of hearing these idiots say that "he's gonna get paralyzed". They clearly have no clue.
brandalynn
I saw an article that said the server who posted this got fired. It was here in Raleigh, NC, apparently.
jason
#51, #52
I mean… I… Um… I….
sympathy
it's ok, man, I know what you're trying to say
Unfkngblvbl
#1 Well…..that's weird.
PdxChiver
Da fuq
BostonChiver34
PAULA SUCKS BALLSSSSSS!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHIVE ON FROM BOSTON!
Woodrowrules
#4 #14 #40 Now I love polka dots and stripes too. Love the DAR
coinbank
#15 oh i get it…vagina!
HUH?
if God is a woman, and heaven is shaped like a vagina…….. i got a funny feeling about this…….