• mike

    would i be a bad person if I said I'd rather go to Vegas with those three than my now-fat wife?

    #4

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      no, you'd just be a person

    • u know i'm right

      nope

    • Brian

      Only if she finds out. "Mike"

    • Backseat Chiver

      No, you would not.

      However, you could drop hints to your wife about styaing in shape. Or, lead by example. If should doesn't follow, cheat on her.

      • chris

        What the fuck 15 people have up voted the idea of cheating on your wife??!! That's completely pathetic in my book.

        • nick

          no one said cheating, just going to vegas with.

        • Pedro

          god help them if they laugh at a joke. but you're right, pathetic

        • Bishop

          Yea I Second that.

    • Underbaker

      You have just subjected all Chivers named Mike with overweight wives to a few days of hell. I hope you're happy.

      • not that ^ mike

        I already got the email asking if that was me…

        • lonin

          Sucks to be Mike.

        • phideauxe

          Did you tell her to lose some weight – obviously she has a guilty conscience…..

    • OnehandJack

      Woman –
      1. Get married
      2. Get fat
      3. ?????
      4. Profit

      • Travis

        Very nice Underpants Gnome reference

    • tommytwotime

      hahahahaha! this is great

    • ok!

      I don't think that's what made you a bad person.

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
    • Also a Mike

      Yea no shit, my wife's become a fatty too, such a disappointment. On a side note – look at those thighs mmmm girl!

    • squosh

      You'd be an honest person, but a not so nice husband. Depends on wether she finds out and if she finds out on how she'd take it. 😛

    • Dan

      Yes you would be bad! I step in and titty fuck that one closest to us. Thank you.

    • nick

      dont worry. they'll be fat one day too.

    • syber snail

      yes, but would that stop you?

    • phideauxe

      No, you would not be a bad person. Hell, I'd sell my wife for the one on the right….

    • littlekicia

      my brother Mike is a dick and his wife is "now-fat"… Probably a coincidence though, a lot of peoples' wives are "now-fat"

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #1 you are amazing, end of story.

    • 13Aliens

      awesome T-shirt….

    • Maxilla

      Seconded.

    • etcrr

      that is why I posted some amazing comments on the second page!

    • jim

      She's hot — but keeping her in automatic-weapons ammo may cost you the shirt off your back!

    • camplejeunesucks

      My life is now complete i would have been missing out if i hadn't SAW this <== see what i did there

    • Muadieb

      Asa's pictures just get better and better. This one will forever win me over!

  • WiscoChiver

    Wish I was in Vegas! Love me a good drinkathon!

    • some-dude

      Fail….I just got back yesterday :/

  • Kade

    I'm headed to Vegas in a week. Hopefully I don't find myself in the back of a taxi naked like Mr. Chow.

  • Field

    “extra special” = NSFW country girl?

    • mittens

      "extra special" = only a few reposts random interwebs models with a chive catchphrase MSpainted in the pics.

      • mittens

        reposts *and* random…. dammit.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #4 w/ black hair…I want to see your bewbies

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      And a shorter skirt, that one is too long

    • lonestar

      x2. Yum.

    • JOHN

      With that body I still can't figure out why her ass-chin is my favorite feature. Uh Freud?

    • Martin McFly

      That's Erin.. and she's a Goddess…

      • BARTMAN

        moar pictures of her!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i agree… she has an epic rack =D

  • PDiddily420

    I can tell by the title of the post that you guys are already wasted! Have a great trip, take lots of pics.

    • Underbaker

      That and #2 and #3

    • etcrr

      because you were picking on me, I have made my awesome comments on the second page!

  • that guy

    Nine Fine Irishmen, my favorite bar. Hawaiian Dave is the best bar keeper ever.

  • MikeBedlam

    #4 If I ever wanted to be a couch……

  • coinbank

    slackers….no wonder there were only 5 shirts for sale today

  • John

    Mac muttered something about space travel, picked up that chair, and left

    I'm not kidding

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      lol maybe ya'll should go check on him

    • LucretiusCaro

      If only I hadn't given up drinking for Lent I could throw down with you lot. Damn it.

      • lonin

        What's Lent?

    • SweetAwesomeness

      he's going to sit on that chair and see if it can do 88mph…

    • Joeyk

      Makes perfect sense I dont see the confusion..

    • aaa

      I remember when I had My first beer

    • BloodScrubber

      Thats its Mac, no more watching Dr. Who before an evening of drinking. B)
      Space Chair. Riiiiight.

    • Rick_

      See you tomorrow John, I need a shirt.

    • Dr.Thinksalot

      John – Please send pics of black haired goddess in #4 (as unclothed as possible)

      Thanks!

  • Morgan Freeman

    You guys have a great life!

  • Ruck_Over

    #4 Girl on the right needs one less button undone!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "one MORE button undone", or "one less button."

    • nuccabay

      you mean one less done up?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        what does THAT mean?

    • john

      u mean… one more button undone?

      • Ruck_Over

        I mean whatever gives me better access to the twins she's smuggled in her blouse.

        • Underbaker

          So you are with them in spirits I see.

      • Eastwood

        I'll alleviate the button confusion. Just take the damn shirt off.

    • BloodScrubber

      Christ, at first look I thought that was Sarah Silverman. 😉

  • Em. C

    #4 holly frickin legs!

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      Her name is Holly?

      • KeepCalmDriveOn

        Holly Legs….that is the name of a girl you bring home to the fam.

  • disturbed

    Party on fellas!

  • tony simmons

    Met John very late last night in the Caesar's lobby. He's a happy drunk. very nice guy

    #2

  • https://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

    Why yes, Mike, you would be a bad person. You would not be alone, by any means, but "bad" nonetheless. I, on the other hand, would much rather go to Vegas with my non-fat wife, even though she is not as non-fat as she used to be. While there I would enjoy scanning the area for examples such as those three above, as eye candy and nothing more, then take my wife back to our cheap hotel room and combine reality with imagination with intoxication and enjoy my little slice of guilt-free pleasure.

    • Rawter84

      pussy. not so luke not so terrible after all:)

    • guest

      As it should be…

  • Brian

    #4

    Lemme see…

    Grad school? Check.

    Own my house? Check.

    Two beautiful kids? Check

    Run my own company? Check.

    Life still not as good as a bunch of guys that put up pictures on line.

    Oh, well.

    • Logan Slogan

      I need a new job, got any other checks?

      • http://www.lucaslegalstaffing.com Brian

        My company is a placement agency, no joke. Check out my site for the jobs I am working.

        • etcrr

          but you have a family they don't, You won't be lonely forever they might lol

    • Duke

      Never be jealous, most beautiful women are crazy. The grass is rarely greener!! And being drunk looks funny in pictures and movies, but when you're doing it, and you're over 30, it's sort of pathetic and you hate yourself with hangovers. This shit is all for entertainment!

      • Straynjer

        that grass does look pretty fucking green though

  • Graphic Artist

    I wont be down there till Monday for spring break… Hope you will all still be there. PS if you are, save me a St. Patrick day KCCO shirt.. since i was not able to get one today. I was ordering at 2pm central time and by the time i got to check out they were gone… 🙁 Please help a Brother OUT!!!

  • coinbank

    and to answer the question "why Asa is up there" is it because #1 vs #3????? 1 FTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/mhatfield markhats

    hahaha insane, i wish i was in vegas now!! open up an office in boston!

    • LucretiusCaro

      I second that.

  • Matt

    #3 I danced with a chair one time. True story. I woke up in a wine cellar with no shirt, a broken chair and a pissed off wife.

    • SMT

      cool story bro

  • Beer man

    Dude it’s vegas and your wearing a short sleeved shirt with a scarf. Really! Yet we never see your pictures with the hippsters. Just please get rid of the scarf.

    • Dr.Thinksalot

      I do think you spelled hipsters wrong before even hipsters could – I don't know whether to chastise you, or kiss you right on the mouth.

  • Pedro

    #3 mac is ridiculous every damn time

  • Kyle429

    "Stay tuned for the Friday DAR. Pinky just submitted something rather naughty to end it."

    You have my attention. <3 Pinky/R2 Girl/Melissa :).

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