#28 This is exactly why I only make throat babies.(my GF is gonna kick my ass when she reads this) KCCO

    • F3n1x187

      Not a bad motto

    • Heather

      Probably better she never took the Yaz, considering it kills people.

    • Hebrv

      What a dumb bitch

  • craig


    • HOEHOE


    • HOEHOE


  • BabyFart Magizax

    #10 sickkkkkk!!! I <3 this site!!

    • Frank M

      #10 had me laughing so hard that I may have pee'd a little. #12 second place.

    • tony

      I thought this was freaking hilarious….yyou spelled ocean wrong…..classic

  • _LG

    #11 had me literally laughing out loud. There's got to be a shit ton more of these on facebook…
    Awesome post, Chive. 🙂

    • b-ry

      totally agree…prolly one of my favourite posts on this site…without sounding gay because i DO love all the female orientated posts.

      • B-gay

        Hey b-ry, let us know if LG contacts you for agreeing with her in SUCH an adorable way ('prolly')


        • WhyVess

          WTF are you serious?!? It used to be theChive was filled with life loving, supportive people. Now it seems the assholes have taken over and feel it appropriate to bash the hell out of every beauty who posts on a reglular basis. Quit sipping on that haterade. I'd like to see your contribution to this site.

    • facepalm

      And the yapping attention seeking slut is back.

      • ughnotyoulg

        Yes Facepalm – totally agree. Funny how she changed her profile to something resembling respectable, good thing she was a dumbass for about a year so we've got tons and tons of LG pictures floating around forever.

    • SimonPhoenix

      Welcome back.

  • chairman

    #25, Awesomely Awkward dad is awesome… and damn it Chive, I'm still drooling over the O's fan chivette from the burn your bra post. FIND HER

    • IndyMN

      I'm with you on the O's fan! I had no idea the Oriels still have fans, must less gorgeous ones like her!

      • jingledick

        O's fan = Julie Lipscomb. She's on facebook.

    • organix85

      I don't even see the big deal. Did they think that was a real woman? A bunch of people take a picture with wax statues there. Hell, my ex probably tagged one of me next to this same one.

    • sam

      shes really not that hot dude…

  • B!!!

    #27 in her old profile pic she was holding food stamps!

    • mickey

      Fuckin' twat…

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #13 pedobear approves …. of the graffiti obviously

  • RobsterCraws


    • Josh

      hahah ha

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick


    • dude miller

      sad thing he doesn't have either, it's just ol lefty-

  • Gonzalez

    You win at trolling sir. Here, take shamu with you


  • deadly

    these are fuckin hilarious.

  • KeepinCalm

    #10 Now that's funny right there

  • Yessirr

    #15 HA! Classic. Great post, Mac.

  • Guest

    Quality post

    • Unfkngblvbl

      yes…the most LOL's today.

  • A Chivette

    #13 #24 Priceless.

  • Urethra Franklin

    #19 Miami Vice is hiring again huh?

    • Dick Salad

      What a douchenozzle… Who would wear this to an interview. Only poor people memorize how much each article of clothing costs and we're talking about express here…

      • Sandy Vag

        Ah, but it's not just for interviews. He "where every day".

    • Humphrey

      Didn't know Express sold anything but women's clothing.

      • bob

        haha, yeah, i asked my friend why he was wearing women's jeans once, he then explained that Structure had been taken over or rebranded or something by Express.

    • Frank M

      I think he bought those from Express in the mid 90's.

  • Roadrage07

    #10 Bwahahahahaha!

  • Craigery

    Can anyone explain #13?

    • ASHley :)

      He can't say anything about her because she is underage…….

    • _LG

      She said that she was underage, so he commented about the scenery instead of her…young and very healthy…body. It's a known fact that pedobear means business.

    • Jasper.

      Chris Hansen?

    • morebeer


    • Cecil

      Aaaannnndddd jail time for statutory / contributing / etc in 3….2…..1…..

    • HuubaHuub

      here in the netherlands 16 is legal, but they are talking about lowering the age of consent to 13, I hope thats not gonna happen, crazy shit.

  • ASHley :)

    HAHAHAAHAH #13, #14 FTW!

  • Octopus

    Could not stop laughing at this one

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      "yes sir i am making some burgers"

      totally read in Morgan Freeman's voice xD

    • Caleb

      Yup, this one made me pee a little.

  • Jeff

    #26 Find Her!!

    • tv_paul

      Ask her dad, he'll tell you where she is.

    • Jeff

      Look at your nearest trailer park

  • Chivette Alex

    Friend zone, level #21

    • moX

      I don't want to drive with the car when she changed the tires…

      • Endo


    • Chyea

      We're "friend zoning" changing a girl's flat tire? Hahaha In Texas we just call that acting like gentleman.

  • Wet_tosti

    #26 Dad is a little to supportive!

    • Unfkngblvbl


      • Words

        When you correct someone's grammar, just remember no one likes you…(from a chive post yesterday)

        • Unfkngblvbl

          yes, I remember. It isn't an excuse to be dumb, though. Proofreading can do wonders for your perceived I.Q.

    • gmoney

      And there goes the mothafuckin FBI………….

  • the_mike

    Someone should introduce #18 and #19.

    • Jrg

      You made me laugh out loud!

  • tv_paul


    So the girl is the one with the thinner mustache?

    • DrROBOTO

      honestly…cant tell

    • daniel

      same, i read this and found myself staring at the picture trying to find out who was the women and who was the man…..

    • Endo

      smaller adam's apple

    • bob

      whoa! i just assumed the guy was wearing the baseball hat, but now that someone has mentioned the "thinner" moustache I am completely puzzled. either way "she" could stand to be a little bit more feminine.

  • stonewall_79

    #10 Seriously, fat women with high self esteem need to stop now I don't care if you need love but I need my mental health right.

    • Cecil

      I know, it's like poorly educated, partially intelligent, small dicked, penniless men degrading another humans place in the world because she doesn't fit his precept of beauty.
      Man boi. Shouldn't you be puffing the situations dong or something dude?

      • stonewall_79

        No you're wrong, it's like poorly educated and stupid to treat your body like that it doesn't have anything to do with precept of beauty you don't have nothing in this world but your body and treating your body like this "woman" it's stupid. Go and grab a book and read.

        • Big Joe

          "don't have ANYTHING in this world" . Well played Cecil.

      • HuubaHuub

        kudos to you Cecil 🙂

    • Byron_Black

      Shut yer crap hole, "Stone"wall.

      • stonewall_79

        Ohh crap you are so damn funny, by your kind of comment defending stupid fat ass people I think you should hit the gym too.

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