Remember that person you cancelled a date with because your “signs didn’t agree”? You should call them back, because that was probably your soulmate. You know that little Pisces tattoo you got on your foot back in college? You might want to look into a tattoo removal service because there’s an 86% chance it’s the wrong sign. Oh, and remember that major financial decision you made based on a good horoscope that sent you spiraling into crippling debt? That advice was meant for an Aries, not a Taurus. Whoops.