History is cyclic. You drink, you puke, you drink again. It’s science! So, of course things once thought dead and gone, have a tendency to reappear whether they should or not. Case in point, 90’s “alcoholic sprite” as my other underage friends called it, is heading back to shelves.
That’s right, MillerCoors just announced they’re bringing the refreshingly terrible beverage back to your favorite dive bar. Now comes the dilemma: you want to take advantage of $1 Zima night, but you just don’t hate yourself quite enough to suffer like that. Never fear fellow boozehounds, here are a few ways to make your Zima a little more tolerable. Unfortunately, you’re still going to hate yourself the next morning.