“When I was 16, my step dad got a cold. He was congested and asked my mom, who was in another room, what he should take. She yelled, ‘Vicks, just rub it on your nose.’ I watched him take a nice sized glob out and stare at it with a confused expression on his face. I knew he’d never used Vicks before, but I wasn’t sure if he was dumb enough to actually stick it all the way up his nose.
Rather than warn him, I was too curious to find out. Seconds later, he snorted the whole glob. Instant regret was painted all over his face. I jumped up and ran to my mom, screaming, ‘He snorted it, he fucking snorted it!’ My mom and I laid on her bed, laughing at his agony, as he tried to wash the shit out of his nose between his own screams of pain. He was not a smart man.” – primemas