Just a heads up, Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 14.
I repeat: MOTHER’S DAY IS SUNDAY, MAY 14, SO YOU BETTER NOT BLOW IT.
But don’t worry, y’all, we got your back. We’ve put together a list of Mother’s Day gifts that are so amazing they’ll make your dad and siblings look like total assholes. And, obviously, you’ll get the longest voicemail ever in return.
Obviously, raising a kid like you was stressful for your mom. So to help her unwind, she deserves this hilarious “mom juice” wine glass.
Get it on Amazon for $15.95.
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Did you get a “BEST EFFIN SON” mug for your birthday? Yeah, exactly—and there’s a reason for that. Unlike you, however, your mom actually is the “BEST EFFIN MOM” so you should get her this amazing mug.
Get it on Amazon for $16.99.
After all those years your mom cooked for you, it’s about time for you to cook for her as well. But, then again, cooking really sucks. So instead of cooking for her, do the easy, er… I mean, caring thing and get her this incredible pressure cooker with multiple uses. That way, when you make her cook for you yet again, it’ll at least be easier for her this time.
Get it on Amazon for $99.99.
This stylish bag will protect your mom’s laptop and she’ll love it. But this doesn’t mean you won’t have to keep helping her with her computer.
Get it on Amazon for $39.
If you don’t spend enough time with your loving mother, get her with this nice Ted Baker watch and maybe she’ll forgive you.
Get it on Amazon for $155.
For as amazing as your mother is, her son (yeah, that’s you) can be a little lazy. But that’s okay, you’re still a caring son. So this little “fill in what you love about your mom” book is perfect for you (and your mom, of course). It lets you tell your mom how much you appreciate her unique qualities, but doesn’t make you get too original or creative.
Get it on Amazon for $12.49.
After all those times you were misbehaving, your mom’s wooden spoons got a whole lot of action—so much action that you probably owe her some replacements, like this set of five bamboo utensils.
Get it on Amazon for $12.21.
Look, we all know that you haven’t always been the best to your ma, and sometimes she doesn’t want to talk to you. For those situations, get her these comfy “Bring Me Some Wine” socks and she’ll be able to ask for wine without even having to talk to you.
Get them on Amazon for $12.95.
Your mom has had to deal with your shenanigans for way too long, and she deserves a nice relaxing bath. For Mother’s Day, make her baths even more enjoyable by giving her these fizzy bath bomb ball things.
Get it on Amazon for $26.59.
You might be clueless about “Mario Badescu Facial Spray” is. And, until this week, so was I. But every woman I know has told me that this is a must-have for mothers (and any other women), so it’ll definitely earn you some brownie points.
Get it on Amazon for $14.
At this point, you definitely owe your mom for all the years she had to sing lullabies to you. Now, you can pay her back with this custom, handmade, wooden music box.
Get it on Amazon for $64.
