If you’ve used Tinder before you know it can pretty much be equated it to the Wild West of dating apps. Because of the absurd nature of people and their bios these days, you can’t really bank on success using a semi-clever bio alongside a photo of that one time you went to Thailand and touched an elephant.
That doesn’t make you right-swipe-able. From most points of view that makes you the person who has a ‘Live-Laugh-Love’ sign in their cat-filled apartment. What you need is pizzazz. What you need is Jesse’s strategy.