I only recently became a real live adult (that’s 26 years old, the age when you have to get your own health insurance) and I’m already done with the whole thing. I can’t drink without incapacitating myself for days afterward. My rapidly-decreasing metabolism and severe lack of exercise are really starting to catch up to me (the other day I was out of breath after putting on socks). Also, weed makes me anxious now. What the fuck, universe?
I’m ready to go back to a more tender age. Like 4. When I could smoke as much weed as I wanted and never get anxious. I could also shit my pants and it was no big deal. Now everyone freaks out and bans you from Dave and Busters. Which is pretty ageist if you ask me, but that’s a rant for another time.
Anyway, here are some tweets from people who are also having trouble adjusting to adulthood.