I’ll never forget the craziest person I ever met in a bar. I won’t put her name here, but she was a woman who claimed she’d sucked Zach Braff’s dick (among other things). She was such a legendary crazy person at this bar, so legendary that the next time I saw her, she literally couldn’t remember who I was. Suffice to say, she got capital “s” SHITFACED any time I ran into her.
In that same spirit, we asked on our Instagram page “What is the weirdest thing you ever saw at a bar?,” and you guys delivered in spades. I wouldn’t dare even hint at the stories you’ve told because they’re totally stunning. Seriously, y’all really delivered the goods on this one.