Dating is a wonderland of new experiences both in and out of bed. It’s also a total shitshow where you see the worst of humanity and frequently wake up next to it. After all the evidence we’ve provided to support this fact, you’re probably asking yourself, “What now?” Well, the most recent entry in the “I should never be allowed to reproduce” Olympics is this bat shit crazy woman. Her date had some issues and needed to postpone meeting up by one hour. ONE HOUR, y’all! That’s not even enough time to get sufficiently drunk to compensate for the level of crazy presented here. Needless to say, she really values her time. She opened the floodgates to wacky town and swamped this dude’s texts with the following tirade. All aboard! The crazy train is leaving the station.