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You know, if you’re going to cheat… Well, don’t do that, just actually have a confrontation and break the relationship off because you know deep down that what you’re trying to fix cannot be fixed and cheating on your partner is just a way for you to try and take advantage of what little you like about them while “getting what you want” from someone else (which is just further proof that at a fundamental level the relationship is dead, but you won’t accept that for any number of reasons).
BUT, if you’re going to, come up with better excuses than these: