If you bought it from me when I worked as a barista, you’d pay with a smile, a thank you and not being an asshole.
Most respectable baristas take pride in making latte artt, and will go out of their way to make your coffee special if you show yourself as a special customer.
It can be used as a great passive-aggressive vent as well. There were few things as satisfying as to give an asshat customer a coffee where it looked like you’d desperately tried to make a pretty pattern, but the end result unmistakenly resembled an erect, and even ejaculating penis.
Really? Difficult?
How about McDonalds, Wendy's, Dunkin Donuts, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Nespresso, waiting room at the Chrysler auto repair shop, any dormitory or company provided free coffee, Any vending machine anywhere in the world (Except the hot can of Boss coffee that springs out and burns your hands at Narita airport train station – tasty that was and hot too. The pain from the burn subsided later the same day.)
When you pull off the high way to get coffee your choice is Starbucks or Popeye's. I presume you select the latter. You better cause the double tailed queen of mermaids is watching. She drowns all hypocrites.
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And let me guess, you have to pay who knows how much extra to get this art done, even though you’ll just end up drinking it?
If you bought it from me when I worked as a barista, you’d pay with a smile, a thank you and not being an asshole.
Most respectable baristas take pride in making latte artt, and will go out of their way to make your coffee special if you show yourself as a special customer.
It can be used as a great passive-aggressive vent as well. There were few things as satisfying as to give an asshat customer a coffee where it looked like you’d desperately tried to make a pretty pattern, but the end result unmistakenly resembled an erect, and even ejaculating penis.
coffee art? really? I can make a realistic pile of poop with chocolate soft ice cream.
@Stubb people are usually assholes. Ever try spitting on their coffee?
Better yet, ever tried writing ASSHAT on their coffee?
I wish everytime I order coffee at starbucks it will look like this too.
heh… Starbucks… Do they make coffee?
No one would waste their coffee art talents on the swill Starbucks serves. It really is difficult to find worse coffee than what they serve.
Really? Difficult?
How about McDonalds, Wendy's, Dunkin Donuts, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Nespresso, waiting room at the Chrysler auto repair shop, any dormitory or company provided free coffee, Any vending machine anywhere in the world (Except the hot can of Boss coffee that springs out and burns your hands at Narita airport train station – tasty that was and hot too. The pain from the burn subsided later the same day.)
When you pull off the high way to get coffee your choice is Starbucks or Popeye's. I presume you select the latter. You better cause the double tailed queen of mermaids is watching. She drowns all hypocrites.
green coffee?
yea wth is that stuff???
Chai
Actually it’s a Matcha (green tea) latte. Chai is really brown, almost sort of yellowish.
That’s just lovely. Now quit being artsy fartsy and put in in my IV already.
I want some fancy coffee now..