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The best part of wakin’ up…coffee art (10 Photos)

April 16, 2010 | In: Art, Awesome

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Coffee/latte art By artist Chris Blakeley

HeartUnderTheRose

And let me guess, you have to pay who knows how much extra to get this art done, even though you’ll just end up drinking it?

Stubb

If you bought it from me when I worked as a barista, you’d pay with a smile, a thank you and not being an asshole.
Most respectable baristas take pride in making latte artt, and will go out of their way to make your coffee special if you show yourself as a special customer.
It can be used as a great passive-aggressive vent as well. There were few things as satisfying as to give an asshat customer a coffee where it looked like you’d desperately tried to make a pretty pattern, but the end result unmistakenly resembled an erect, and even ejaculating penis.

inv8erzim

coffee art? really? I can make a realistic pile of poop with chocolate soft ice cream.
http://myragehush.wordpress.com myragehush

@Stubb people are usually assholes. Ever try spitting on their coffee?

Better yet, ever tried writing ASSHAT on their coffee?
Equalizer

I wish everytime I order coffee at starbucks it will look like this too.

dumbererer

heh… Starbucks… Do they make coffee?
Nateb123

No one would waste their coffee art talents on the swill Starbucks serves. It really is difficult to find worse coffee than what they serve.

Don

Really? Difficult?
How about McDonalds, Wendy's, Dunkin Donuts, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Nespresso, waiting room at the Chrysler auto repair shop, any dormitory or company provided free coffee, Any vending machine anywhere in the world (Except the hot can of Boss coffee that springs out and burns your hands at Narita airport train station – tasty that was and hot too. The pain from the burn subsided later the same day.)

When you pull off the high way to get coffee your choice is Starbucks or Popeye's. I presume you select the latter. You better cause the double tailed queen of mermaids is watching. She drowns all hypocrites.

drainbrain

green coffee?

bowhuntpa

yea wth is that stuff???

HellHathNoFury

Chai

Nateb123

Actually it’s a Matcha (green tea) latte. Chai is really brown, almost sort of yellowish.

HellHathNoFury

That’s just lovely. Now quit being artsy fartsy and put in in my IV already.
femtrooper

I want some fancy coffee now..

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