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Just good fun for a Thursday morning (30 Photos)

August 12, 2010 | In: Awesome, Funny, Random

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Firstly

First, Suckas!

HeartUnderTheRose

OMG, another one! Someone get this man a medal! Or a giant douche which I'm sure he needs to rince out his ass that has undoubtly been filled with many horrifying things. Many.

Firstly

It's that time of the month, isn't it? Sorry about that. Here's to minimal cramps and bloating and a light flow!

HeartUnderTheRose

If that were the case, at least it would be an act of nature for me. What's your excuse?

Firstly

I'd say it's to see the douches and douche-users get their panties in a wad over someone making a simple, yet very trollish post and see who can come up with the best response. You're definitely failing…

HeartUnderTheRose

Well, you would know all about failing, now wouldn't ya? Keep it up skipper.

Firstly

Obviously not, since I have yet to fail at making a "first' post while not being first, which is naturally the goal to avoid. Only noob firsters make that rookie mistake.

HeartUnderTheRose

Well, you definitely don't fail at proving what a dumbass you are, since getting a first comment on a post isn't winning at anything. But this is fun! Want to have a sing-a-long? You start. I'll just be over there.

Firstly

Sorry, I was just responding in your attempt to say that I know how to "fail." If my goal is to troll, then I'm definitely winning. But I'd say you're giving me a run for my money.

However, you'll likely win since I'm exhausted from all the firsts I got tonight. Good luck getting the first posts on others that come out later!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

"Fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

HUTR…firstly is obviously trying to over-compensate for some short coming in their *AHEM* "personality". Not worth two responses. One perhaps…not four.

Chive on. ~
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

I think we should keep going on this. Just to see how cramped we can get the text.
Firstly

My vagina is cramped
Son of Dad

Loud noises!
Firstly

Come on now, pretending to be me is NOT cool.
Firstly

No..no…that is NOT cool.

I am the REAL FIRSTLY!!!! all other FIRSTLY's MUST BOW TO MY FIRSTNESS!!!!
Firstly

My dong is no where near the length of how long this has dragged on. I promise.

P.S. – Oh, how I love my firstitude, it makes my firsted flakes taste so delicious in the morning.
Jen

he does this HateMeNow just to get to you. DUH
Jen

or whatever your name is…
SweetAwesomeness

I LIKE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CPO_Mendez

Specially if they are of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety!
Cornholio

I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

Yeah! Just like this.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I Love HUTR. and turtles of the adolescent ninja variety. I also like cramped text and intorn3t fites and making useless comments and The Chive and I want to skin my boss alive with a pair of rusty nail clippers and..
kikiklass

25 th lol
Firstly

26th?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

Excludes dollar menu items. Free item of equal or lesser value. Valid only at participating McDonald's restaurants in the Greater New York area. Price may vary. Not valid with any other offer, discount, coupon, or combo meal.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

an asterisk always means 'costs you money'.
Firstly

Or that you took steroids and got caught.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

Totally insane!
SweetAwesomeness

sweetness
Firstly (C)

NE1410S?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

Epic
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Rodda!
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WhathaveIdone?

Lastly

First post on theCHIVE is all this kid has to look forward to :[

Awesome person

haha…you guys are pathetic
Insert Name Here

Sorry Heart but you lose.

PlainOldMe

Heart is one of my favorites, actually. Ann Wilson can sing like no other.
Kjellupa

Still are. They're playing in Seattle next month.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

WUT. I must go!!! I swear I'll post amazing pics if you take me!

Kjellupa

At the Puyallup fair. Should be some good mullet watching going on.

BigDingo

pretty good dose of win
Anonymous

Is it weird if I got an erection at #3?

Nomimono

Don't you mean #26?
Darksoul

Now I don't feel weird at all!
wanderingsmartass

a pixelated one

PlainOldMe

Is #7 a futuristic or maybe even present day pic of Chris Pontius? If so, I hope he can pull better chicks than that one.

HeartUnderTheRose

Hells yeah he can. Have you seen his wife? She's Irish, and we Irish have awesome taste! hehe Actually, I did have a brief crush on him. He wasn't my type physically, but I found him funny as hell. Still can't beat BamBam though. He's sexy and funny.

PlainOldMe

Didn't know he had a wife. He didn't seem like the settling down type to me. I'll have to look her up. The fact that you are Irish has just skyrocketed you up my list. I am also Irish. I don't blame you for having a little Chris crush. He was absolutely hilarious. I still miss the Wildboyz and Party Boy.

HeartUnderTheRose

Her name's Claire Nolan if that helps you look her up. Her accent's the cutest! Unfortunately for me, I'm just Irish in heritage and looks, so I don't have the cute accent.

coocoocuchoo

The only thing worse than the Irish are Americans who think their Irish…

Kjellupa

And people who don't know the difference between their, there, and they're. Go back to school.
Htownpunk

coocoocuchoo my friend, you are a filthy load of bloody sperm, and should immediately take a straight razor, slice deep into your own external jugular vein, thereabouts saving the world from ever having to hear or read your unbelievably insane speak again. Thank you.

Kjellupa

Shitgoddang, I'll tell you what.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Yeah, the only thing worse than Americans who think they're Irish are all the Irish who couldn't wait to come to America and form communities. Waaaaitaminute…..that means they ARE Irish!

HeartUnderTheRose

I love you.

PlainOldMe

I did look her up and she was quite attractive. I don't have the accent, either, but I have the undeniable last name. Accents are pretty hot, though. Have you ever been to Ireland? If not, I strongly suggest going. They are some of the most hospitable and gracious people you will ever meet there. I lost count of how many drinks they bought me because of my "accent" and how many times people literally went out of their way to help me out. Not to mention, the scenery… oh dear, the scenery. Its quite nice. Strolled by Bono's house while I was there… Toured the Guiness brewery in Dublin… all in all an unforgettable trip.

Seriously… Not just HUTR… if any one of you are looking for a nice place to travel, Ireland is a good way to go.

HeartUnderTheRose

Oh believe me, I wish I could. Can't afford to leave this city yet, let alone the country. Unfortunately, not everyone from Ireland are nice, unless of course the people claiming to be from there were lying. Many people told me off for a joke video I did where I talk in the accent, claiming I was insulting them. People who can't take a joke make me a sad panda.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I have a bad Scottish accent, was raised and taught by Scottish missionaries and lived there a short while. And this is why I love HUTR, she has mad skills at the accent.

chrisdg74

#10 – Want.
#24 – Not to offend Catholics, but is it just me, or does the Pope look like the Emperor from Star Wars?
gozer

#22 KRC?
???

What is 19?

Guest

a dead deer being hung on a tree with blood driping out of it

CPO_Mendez

Ever had venison? It is pretty amazing I must say…

lickshunmewah

#30 is the money shot.
top dog

Lord Vader taking a dump, I always wondered how he did that.
Zoey

Great Christmas decoration idea with the deer draining. I love the use of the red lights as the blood.
MiPo_TheGoaT

9, depends on just how close other people are…
18, he's committed gotta give him that
Iambetterthanyou

atreyu!
http://twitter.com/100window @100window

so THAT'S what mario goes through all that shit for,
bryainiac

21 is easily the best.
Gandalf..

#7 – Probably the day the dude got dumped,during the later half…

#11- I feel pretty….
#24- Good mornin fellas..Warm day aii…
http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

I could definitely get a whole lot of use out of #10
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Thanks for the Mario fix for the day!
Curt

#18
"Because master bruce, some men, just wanna watch da wowd burn"

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