Sweet! Sweet-ass-sweet! Diabetic! (20 photos)

  • Ketan

    #7 is actually sweet !!! any idea who that is??

    • Ketan

      please somebody answer !!! i need to know who that chick is ??:$

    • JpJ

      Eva Mendez?

      • Ketan


      • Jen


        • b.o.l


      • Irish-Man

        That's who I thought it was

    • Devin

      Almost 100% positive its Sarah Shahi

    • Kenny

      That beauty mark on #7 is confusing. It's not in that location on Ms. Mendes naturally. Could be painted on, but not on this occasion. The photo is actually of actress/singer-songwriter Emmy Rossum. Indiancheef gets a cheroot for getting this right first.

    • burkie

      cindy crawford

  • peteyroberto

    Finally I Read Some Thing on here and commented before ne1 else! See what i did there?

    • Beavs

      Something is spelled wrong.

    • chrisdg74

      Yes, we all see that you are lonely. That your parents didn't show you enough love or attention as a child, so you have to resort to making a spectacle of yourself to get attention. Maybe, just maybe, if you tie a pork chop around your neck, you can get a dog to play with you.

      • peteyroberto

        Pork chop! What a good idea. Until now, I was a peanut butter kind of guy. Thank you for that.

        • chrisdg74

          Be careful. Unlike the peanut butter you've been using, the pork chop DOES NOT get smeared on your testicles.

          • peteyroberto

            ….or does it?

            • TheREALpeteyroberto

              Stop Speaking for Me. I Dont do Those Things!

              • peteyroberto4real

                Dammit, I use jelly and let my dog toss my salad while i rub it out…..get it right you asses

                • peteyrobertoforreals

                  hey, i don't have testicles

                  • peteyroberto

                    hey its the fag from holy taco that rubs off donxeyhote glad you found another outlet to vent ur homo frustrations

  • jason

    whats up with the cleaner?

    • dajesus

      It contains 25% of The Chive's acceptable descriptive vocubulary – so keep an eye out for products named fail, win, or epic because they're golden eggs, my friend.

    • leo

      i dont get it either…wtf…someone??

    • robsterling

      I just think it's awesome…

  • Bez

    Is #17 Lohan? :-O

    • Randy

      I think so. It's hard to tell from this picture, since there's no white powder on her face.

    • D'oh

      Yeap, she used to be pretty damn cute before she self-destructed. Such a shame isn't it?

      It's the same with Amy Winehouse. She was a breath of fresh air in today's pop music, and then she started murdering herself.

  • aosux

    Im not missing anything. Thats my dicks shadow.

    • Hot Carl

      placed there with the help of photoshop

  • Tessa

    Nice pool @13

  • DaddyD

    #12 and #15 have me puzzled … what am I missing?
    #17 has me … well, you know …

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      12 is well Awesome
      15, tighten zip tie, throw into room or car and wait for hilarity to ensue
      17, is just your everyday hollywood coke whore who has done time

      • Randy

        #15… we used to do that back in the dorms. Duct tape the button down on a can of Axe deodorant spray, toss it in someone's room or on their mattress, and close the door.

  • Urmom

    I'm going to establishedmen.com >;D

    • Beau

      Going to get some of that sweet, sweet shadowpenis.

  • http://www.superficialgallery.com Acadia

    Salma Hayek's left kneecap looks like an old dude with a big nose and a mustache. I wonder if he tells fortunes.

    • Professor Murder

      You're probably the only one looking at the kneecap

    • Brandon

      There were kneecaps in that picture?

  • keithp420

    i would still do Lindsay, something about messed up chicks, man…

    • Randy

      Yeah, I agree. She's kind of a sexy train wreck. Still, she'll never be as hot as when she was playing twins in The Parent Trap. 😉

      • rcjaos

        she has awesome lips.

    • its_forge

      One night with her and you'd be having aftershocks from it 25 years from now. You *know* she's got to be insane in bed.

  • metalcool36

    Comic Sans… Turns your fortune 500 company into a lemonade stand

  • amanda

    I like boobs.

  • ROK

    #17 – you know, even after everything, i probably still would.

  • roxtar

    the last picture is where im from i got a picture of me in front of it

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Top Gun shirt is so ridiculously fucking awesome! On that note, time for a breakfast Guinness.

  • Ken

    Party at #13's house!

  • Jen

    i absolutely love eva mendez. she's sexy and different and funny. you go girl! if i was a man, i would pork her.

  • thetech2

    I love Salma I don't care what her knees look like who gives a shit about her knees does she even have knees

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Anyone working for a Fortune 500 company should know that, 'lemonade stand', is not a proper noun and should therefore not be capitalized.

    • Jk LoL

      Unless however, they are in fact referring to a lesser known privately owned business. In which case the name of the business would become a proper noun and thus the capitalization.

    • Al_

      Haha I thought exactly the same thing!

    • Jawbone

      Hard trying to be the smartest girl around and failing miserably, isn't it?

  • indiancheef

    here are some answers:

    #7 is Eva Mendes
    #15 – Pull the plastic tie, and run away.

  • BigDingo

    17-… lies, all lies

  • Kyle

    #13… I'd like to know how someone got a picture of my backyard. I have a gate and a security system. I'm pressing charges. lol. If only, huh.

  • Per

    #7 is actually Emmy Rossum.

    • hMMMM

      She is awesome.

  • miscellaneous

    #6 …get sum!

  • The Mad Zak


    C'mon people. Get with the 80's. It was Iceman vs. Maverick!

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