Yes, we all see that you are lonely. That your parents didn't show you enough love or attention as a child, so you have to resort to making a spectacle of yourself to get attention. Maybe, just maybe, if you tie a pork chop around your neck, you can get a dog to play with you.
It contains 25% of The Chive's acceptable descriptive vocubulary – so keep an eye out for products named fail, win, or epic because they're golden eggs, my friend.
12 is well Awesome
15, tighten zip tie, throw into room or car and wait for hilarity to ensue
17, is just your everyday hollywood coke whore who has done time
#15… we used to do that back in the dorms. Duct tape the button down on a can of Axe deodorant spray, toss it in someone's room or on their mattress, and close the door.
Unless however, they are in fact referring to a lesser known privately owned business. In which case the name of the business would become a proper noun and thus the capitalization.
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Yes, we all see that you are lonely. That your parents didn't show you enough love or attention as a child, so you have to resort to making a spectacle of yourself to get attention. Maybe, just maybe, if you tie a pork chop around your neck, you can get a dog to play with you.
Pork chop! What a good idea. Until now, I was a peanut butter kind of guy. Thank you for that.
Be careful. Unlike the peanut butter you've been using, the pork chop DOES NOT get smeared on your testicles.
….or does it?
Stop Speaking for Me. I Dont do Those Things!
Dammit, I use jelly and let my dog toss my salad while i rub it out…..get it right you asses
hey, i don't have testicles
hey its the fag from holy taco that rubs off donxeyhote glad you found another outlet to vent ur homo frustrations
#7 is actually sweet !!! any idea who that is??
please somebody answer !!! i need to know who that chick is ??:$
Eva Mendez?
nah
yea.
Naw
Almost 100% positive its Sarah Shahi
whats up with the cleaner?
It contains 25% of The Chive's acceptable descriptive vocubulary – so keep an eye out for products named fail, win, or epic because they're golden eggs, my friend.
i dont get it either…wtf…someone??
I just think it's awesome…
Is #17 Lohan? :-O
I think so. It's hard to tell from this picture, since there's no white powder on her face.
Yeap, she used to be pretty damn cute before she self-destructed. Such a shame isn't it?
It's the same with Amy Winehouse. She was a breath of fresh air in today's pop music, and then she started murdering herself.
Im not missing anything. Thats my dicks shadow.
placed there with the help of photoshop
Nice pool @13
#12 and #15 have me puzzled … what am I missing?
#17 has me … well, you know …
12 is well Awesome
15, tighten zip tie, throw into room or car and wait for hilarity to ensue
17, is just your everyday hollywood coke whore who has done time
#15… we used to do that back in the dorms. Duct tape the button down on a can of Axe deodorant spray, toss it in someone's room or on their mattress, and close the door.
I'm going to establishedmen.com >;D
Going to get some of that sweet, sweet shadowpenis.
Salma Hayek's left kneecap looks like an old dude with a big nose and a mustache. I wonder if he tells fortunes.
You're probably the only one looking at the kneecap
There were kneecaps in that picture?
i would still do Lindsay, something about messed up chicks, man…
Yeah, I agree. She's kind of a sexy train wreck. Still, she'll never be as hot as when she was playing twins in The Parent Trap.
she has awesome lips.
One night with her and you'd be having aftershocks from it 25 years from now. You *know* she's got to be insane in bed.
Comic Sans… Turns your fortune 500 company into a lemonade stand
I like boobs.
#17 – you know, even after everything, i probably still would.
the last picture is where im from i got a picture of me in front of it
Top Gun shirt is so ridiculously fucking awesome! On that note, time for a breakfast Guinness.
Party at #13's house!
i absolutely love eva mendez. she's sexy and different and funny. you go girl! if i was a man, i would pork her.
I love Salma I don't care what her knees look like who gives a shit about her knees does she even have knees
here are some answers:
#7 is Eva Mendes
#15 – Pull the plastic tie, and run away.
17-… lies, all lies
Anyone working for a Fortune 500 company should know that, 'lemonade stand', is not a proper noun and should therefore not be capitalized.
Unless however, they are in fact referring to a lesser known privately owned business. In which case the name of the business would become a proper noun and thus the capitalization.
#13… I'd like to know how someone got a picture of my backyard. I have a gate and a security system. I'm pressing charges. lol. If only, huh.
#7 is actually Emmy Rossum.
She is awesome.
#6 …get sum!
#18
C'mon people. Get with the 80's. It was Iceman vs. Maverick!