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Thursday morning served with toast and a smile (26 Photos)

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  1. sarcastic gay robot says:

    is fab-u-lous-ly thrilled *ya-wn*

  2. Stupendous says:

    #26 FTW! LOL!

  3. #6 – Yes please.
    # 7 would be a drastic improvement of the movies and video games.
    # 10-12 scare me.
    #17 – fucking reboots.
    # 19 – better than the two goth kids who were married while suspended from meat hooks in their back piercings.
    #22 – so if we threw in a third color of laser, we could pretty much invalidate the utility of knowledge altogether. This explains so much about military foreign policy.
    #25 – I can't decide whether this is a more or less humiliating new way for Mario to spend his free time pounding his head into a box.

  4. Let's go says:

    Find that ass # 6 please

  5. fasterthanu says:

    #26 just gave me a headache

  6. I'm Fifty Tyson says:

    6- I wanna eat that apple bottom booty to the core, son.

  7. Beau says:

    #7 Shaders gonna shade.

  8. MiPo_TheGoaT says:

    Mario's dick is in a box……

  9. chrisdg74 says:

    Thank you #6.
    #26 – Pedobear is getting quite adept at hiding.

  10. poops like bunny says:

    #13 I love that "…..and Knowing is half the battle" any body who watched G.I.JOE as a kid or any body who watched G.I.JOE as a kid and has a good memory remembers at the end of every show there was always a skit where some little kid was fixing to get in trouble then all of a sudden Snake Eyes or one of the Joe's would come out teach em a lesson and then say "Now ya Know" and then the kid would say "….and know is half the battle" i still joke around today and say that occasionally. I love my Chive

  11. Flavius says:

    Chive, how much money exactly are you getting from the-west . com, is it really worth it ???? The ad is so annoying with that music!! And it's way too loud!!!!!!

    PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT KIND OF ADS IN THE FUTURE, I BEG OF YOU!!!
    or at least make default option Mute!!!!!

  12. MigraineBoy says:

    #6…Epic ass!
    #26…Bricks were shat…

  13. Penelope says:

    HAHA # 10.

  14. stafferty says:

    Hide your Kids, Pedobear is a ninja now.

  15. Hez26 says:

    you're still better off than Oscar…..HE LIVES IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!!

  16. Eudaimon says:

    #6- Most unnecessary pocket ever

  17. robsterling says:

    #19 – They're getting married on the famous "Penis Rock."

  18. P-90 says:

    #6 Still awesome, anyone know who?

  19. equalizermax says:

    #21 – Looks like Yoda to me

  20. Pat says:

    # 6 FTW
    Nom,Nom,Nom

  21. its_forge says:

    #6 Still an amazing ass, still calling for a moratorium on women standing over toilets. But more of this butt no matter where its owner is standing. Please. Really.

  22. Kayla says:

    I actually saw the image in the last photo!! Yay me!! It's the first time I've ever been able to figure out the optical illusion!! :-)

  23. TeeJay says:

    #6 Most awesome ass

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