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TheCHIVE will predict your future. (30 Photos Session Closed!)

October 21, 2010 | In: Awesome

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Ok Chivers, you're bored at work so let's have some fun here. TheCHIVE is going to predict your future. All you have to do is send us a photo of yourself using our handy-dandy upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Please be creative with your submissions if you want to make the homepage! Bob and I are standing by and will post your photos as soon as they come in. Get moving, Chivers! Do it for your county!

Chive On!

John n' Bob

UPDATE: Session Closed! Thanks to all the Chivers for participating in this little science experiment. Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel

http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

Yes, Will Smith and I made it.
Raul Duke

FIRST! Fuck Yeah!
stafferty

#24
Watch pedophile porn and wait
On the playground is where I spend most of my days
Chillin on the bench, waiting til after school
Trying kids back to my house with a swimming pool
then a couple of guys thought I was up to no good
and broke up the vibe i had with my morning wood
Saw one episode of Dateline and I git scared
I'm sticking to MySpace and stroking it there

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

Dude that's amazing. Nice.
http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

How'd you know?

Loccus

27 is smokin'

jimbo

Indeed.

femtrooper

#25 Girl on left, cutest person Ive seen!

Maedchen

That's me! Thank you

Todd

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=78568&i…

femtrooper

Mai keyz?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1683323865 Fehmi Qerimi

the one time i finally see these befoer they close, they only do 30 photos….
myranda

Hahah lower back problems. I can see me having that

stafferty

Don't worry, I'm sure there are lots of people willing to help you hold them up if you ask nicely

myranda

I'll remember that

123Roasthim

didn't make it. Damn!
femtrooper

I want an inflatable deer head….
hey now

not much diversity in the chivers selected :/
edocol

#30 is a racist douchebag with the white power iron cross tattoo. Way to promote assholes Chive.

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

Maybe they didn't know any better.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Not all of us are educated in the way of the extremist.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

not an iron cross d-bag, just a plain old cross. bitch.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Like, I said. Not edumucayted in the way of the racist extremist. You'd think so, since I'm a big Jew from Africa….

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Also, I never called you anything. I was talking to the poster about his/her accusation and purported knowledge of such things. Bitch.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

im only harshin on the the guy who can't check his facts before commenting, by the way, im full on polish, so there's be no nazi symbols near this body.. i'm still a happy chiver
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

I saw the last string of comments that tried to go toe to toe with you, needless to say I don't have the time, not pickin a fight, just not gonna start

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

or maybe you're all idiots?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ac…
http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.schwaighofer Sebastian Schwaighofer

mark is right.. an iron cross looks different..
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

And the wicker/straw cowboy hat is straight out of Klans 'R Us????

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

someones jealous they didn't make it in time….
bob

If you went to any midwestern or southern state you'd probably find a thousand black men wearing wicker hats. They're light and airy… they're cool in the sun. I just so happens they were cool in the sun in racist days as well….. FAIL!

bob

that's not an iron cross… it has one long side to it… it's a crucifix.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

A WHOPPING 30 pictures? Mine must've have been aborted?

femtrooper

Indeed, it seems rather sorter then usual. Also My awesomeness didn't make it, and this makes me sad.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

yeah I made it on the chive #30! YEAH!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

all good
http://www.facebook.com/Billie.Badd.Ass your daydream

HAHAHA I'M FROM WINTER SPRINGS FLORIDA!!!!!!!
cpt

id like to combine food and sex with the two lovely ladies in 23…
Giggity

More of 27!
MrWendal00

my housemates were weary of the chive n its powers of mass procrastination.

uve just gained 3 more followers with this.

hats off to ye.
schy

#17 :]

Bring on the sex scandal!
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