TheCHIVE will predict your future. (30 Photos Session Closed!)

Ok Chivers, you're bored at work so let's have some fun here. TheCHIVE is going to predict your future. All you have to do is send us a photo of yourself using our handy-dandy upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Please be creative with your submissions if you want to make the homepage! Bob and I are standing by and will post your photos as soon as they come in. Get moving, Chivers! Do it for your county!

Chive On!

John n' Bob

UPDATE: Session Closed! Thanks to all the Chivers for participating in this little science experiment. Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel

  • Alex McGlone

    Yes, Will Smith and I made it.

  • Raul Duke

    FIRST! Fuck Yeah!

  • stafferty

    Watch pedophile porn and wait
    On the playground is where I spend most of my days
    Chillin on the bench, waiting til after school
    Trying kids back to my house with a swimming pool
    then a couple of guys thought I was up to no good
    and broke up the vibe i had with my morning wood
    Saw one episode of Dateline and I git scared
    I'm sticking to MySpace and stroking it there

    • Beau

      Dude that's amazing. Nice.

    • Alex McGlone

      How'd you know?

  • Loccus

    27 is smokin'

    • jimbo


  • femtrooper

    #25 Girl on left, cutest person Ive seen!

    • Maedchen

      That's me! Thank you 🙂

  • Todd
    • femtrooper

      Mai keyz?

  • Fehmi Qerimi

    the one time i finally see these befoer they close, they only do 30 photos….

  • myranda

    Hahah lower back problems. I can see me having that

    • stafferty

      Don't worry, I'm sure there are lots of people willing to help you hold them up if you ask nicely

      • myranda

        I'll remember that 😛

  • 123Roasthim

    didn't make it. Damn!

  • femtrooper

    I want an inflatable deer head….

  • hey now

    not much diversity in the chivers selected :/

  • edocol

    #30 is a racist douchebag with the white power iron cross tattoo. Way to promote assholes Chive.

    • Beau

      Maybe they didn't know any better.

    • HellHath NoFury

      Not all of us are educated in the way of the extremist.

      • Mark Sawa

        not an iron cross d-bag, just a plain old cross. bitch.

        • HellHath NoFury

          Like, I said. Not edumucayted in the way of the racist extremist. You'd think so, since I'm a big Jew from Africa….

          • HellHath NoFury

            Also, I never called you anything. I was talking to the poster about his/her accusation and purported knowledge of such things. Bitch.

            • Mark Sawa

              im only harshin on the the guy who can't check his facts before commenting, by the way, im full on polish, so there's be no nazi symbols near this body.. i'm still a happy chiver 🙂

            • Mark Sawa

              I saw the last string of comments that tried to go toe to toe with you, needless to say I don't have the time, not pickin a fight, just not gonna start 😉

    • Mark Sawa
    • Sebastian Schwaighofer

      mark is right.. an iron cross looks different..

    • mattythegooch

      And the wicker/straw cowboy hat is straight out of Klans 'R Us????

      • Mark Sawa

        someones jealous they didn't make it in time….

      • bob

        If you went to any midwestern or southern state you'd probably find a thousand black men wearing wicker hats. They're light and airy… they're cool in the sun. I just so happens they were cool in the sun in racist days as well….. FAIL!

    • bob

      that's not an iron cross… it has one long side to it… it's a crucifix.

  • mattythegooch

    A WHOPPING 30 pictures? Mine must've have been aborted?

    • femtrooper

      Indeed, it seems rather sorter then usual. Also My awesomeness didn't make it, and this makes me sad.

  • Mark Sawa

    yeah I made it on the chive #30! YEAH!!!

  • Mark Sawa

    all good

  • your daydream


  • cpt

    id like to combine food and sex with the two lovely ladies in 23…

  • Giggity

    More of 27!

  • MrWendal00

    my housemates were weary of the chive n its powers of mass procrastination.

    uve just gained 3 more followers with this.

    hats off to ye.

  • schy

    #17 :]

    Bring on the sex scandal!

  • !S!WCRTESTINPUT000000!E!


  • Always Last


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