If you could be one movie character, who would it be? (100 Photos. SESSION CLOSED!)

Ok Chivers, you're bored at work so let's have some fun here. We all have our favorite movie characters. If you could be one awesome film character, who would it be? Just send in the photos using our handy-dandy upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Feel free to include captions but please add them to the photos yourself. Bob and I are standing by and will post your photos as soon as they come in. Get moving, Chivers! Do it for your county!

Chive On,

John n' Bob

UPDATE: SESSION CLOSED! Thanks to everybody who submitted photos for our little science experiment this week. Check out theCHIVE next Thursday for more, same bat time, same bat channel.

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  • dude rules

    that's, like, your opinion man…

    • Paul M.

      his was a valued rug-

    • Tyler

      I've had a shit day and I hate the fuckin Eagles!

  • mr. daniels

    Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
    The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

  • pastels

    Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

  • thommmy

    What the fuck is this?

    • dustin

      obviously you're not a golfer

    • ronnie

      I dunno,but I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

  • conner

    Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it

  • Ryan

    I am calmer than you are, dude

    • jamie

      waving a fucking gun around ?!?!?!

  • fasterthanu

    shut the fuck up, donny!

  • ronnie

    The first pic is a pretty good choice. Am I wrong? Am I wrong!?

    • Doug

      I lol'd at #96.

  • fasterthanu

    I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

  • nwest

    what are you… a fucking park ranger?

  • ronnie

    #16, brilliant

  • stafferty

    My NPH pic made it, now I am leaveing work to rock out with my cock out. Its going to be magical

  • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

    Why are Dolph Lundgren's hands so small?

    • misainzig

      Because the rest of him is so fucking huge.

    • Semper

      Haha! They are tiny little mittens!

    • Semper

      While I'm here, I'm sexually attracted to you.

    • anon

      i was gonna say the same thing! he looks like a goddam T-Rex

    • Anonymous

      Chernobyl accident….

  • Todd

    My submission… #14 😉

    • joshdyk87

      You want your wife and child to be murdered, be betrayed, have your father figure murdered, forced into human trafficking, be made to fight innocent people to the death, and eventually be killed yourself? AND HAVE MAGGOTS GROW IN YOUR ARM?!? Terrible.

      • Benny

        but with style

  • dennies

    ou want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude

  • nepster

    WHERE ARE THE SEXY CHIVERS?!

    • zym

      Waiting for it to be Friday, dummy.

      • nepster

        So, they're waiting for…today?

        • nepster

          Shit…It's only Thursday!? I gotta work again tomorrow?

          • chuck

            Fail

            • Ankka

              Some people work on saturday

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=607464815 Melissa Brown

    My picture made it in, I can die happy

  • nepster

    Whuy does Drago look like a fucking T-Rex?

    • Ripley

      "I WILL BREAK YOU!…with my wee little t-rex arms…

    • Mutt

      Because they used T Rex DNA when they made him in the lab

  • Melissa

    My picture made it in, I can now die happy

  • DaddyD

    Any role that would allow me to convince either Jessica Alba or Selma Hayek to marry me.

  • Philo

    Hail to the King, Baby

  • man man

    I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, and I don't like you …Jerkoff.

  • a BiPolar guy

    why would you want to be joe pesci's role in home alone? an unsuccessful small time crook who gets beaten by an 8yr old kid and arrested? I don't think people even pay attention to the topic

  • Dave

    …Shut the fuck up Donnie!

  • http://thechive.com/ Anon

    I'm quite surprised no one put up Chuck Norris. Then again, who could accomplish the same feats as he did?

    • http://thechive.com/ Anon

      Oops…spoke too soon.

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