• Benny

    Amazing! I must do this

  • Snicker

    This is going on my next shopping list.

  • Joeee

    Haha, this rocks. You have to find more of this guys!!

  • Crystal

    ahaha that is hilarious! I'd be terrible at doing it myself though – I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face…. best left to the experts 😛

  • tommybhoy

    Its how he describes whats happening without even looking at the person which makes it brilliant!!!

  • Savannah

    Jack Vale is the shit. Those amused should look up his "utter nonsense 2". A hobby he and I share. 🙂

  • Justin

    You know what would make this hillarious is if you did it in a ghetto walmart. Do it to some big angry samoan dude. Actually big and angry is all you need, ethnicity doesnt matter. Make sure to have a helmet cam and let the hillarity ensue.

    • Hottie

      Chillax Justin, its just good clean fun.

  • kent

    I'm already a paranoid person.

    If this happened to me I'd probably freak out.

  • Rick


  • OneClownShoe

    This is awesome. All I did was sneak condoms into peoples carts. This is way better.

  • Nate

    Well done!

  • Bud Ugly

    Hehe. Amusing. I'd be afraid of getting beat up though. Yes, even from old ladies.

  • voodoo2

    This site is browsing hell thanks to all the cpu-intensive ads. You suck, Chive!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      No you suck mister !!!

    • Ben

      I only have a macbook… I don't think I will be able to go to my school's IT department and say the chive killed my laptop and expect to be taken seriously

    • kraze_eye

      quit using IE get firefox and get the free add on called "adblock plus" BOOM done

      • Sick of this

        It's amaizing that people continue to complain about the ads and then other people continue to bring up firefox. First, if your going to complain then don't come to the site. Second, if the person is getting on at work they do not have the option of downloading whatever browser they want. BOOM STFU

        • JHL1

          If they are browsing at work or on work equipment then they shouldn't be complaining period. Their boss should be the one complaining.

          And please get Adblock Plus people!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

    This is on my bucket list!

  • mipo2010

    Personally I'd be more concerned with the woman getting the Michael Buble CD…His fans are bat shit crazy

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  • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

    If he doesn't get beaten its not funny

  • elfbiogreen

    =)))) amazingly funny

  • Freddy Stylez

    lmao that's totally bad ass

  • hockey dude 11

    Yea, he was laughing a little bit. He's mumbling something. No, wait, now he's scrolling down the comments, scrolloing down, down, now he's stopped, reading again….

  • Kim

    I would be too scared of them calling the authorities.

  • Zee

    best way to start off the day! Thanks Chive

  • mr.rv

    neeed more asap

  • V4Vendetta14

    He has that Ryan Reynolds deadpan delivery down pat. I could never keep a straight face doing that.

  • El_Presidente_

    The music makes it that much better! LOL

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