I’ve gotta fever and the only prescription is more “Awesome” (32 Photos)

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  • PJ Fry

    Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

    #32

    • thatwasntthequestion

      Looks like a baby Gary Busey.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      it's that same creepy baby. i couldn't sleep if that kid was in my house.

    • Adam

      I was thinking duurrrppp

  • Brad

    #24 – I'm putting my bet on Master Chief.
    #26 – so is she going to spank that chicken?

    • mick

      Really? Darth Vader is one force push away from scoring … just sayin'

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=551381677 Kyle Retrato

      I believe its 'choke' the chicken

    • ROK

      i heard thats how she got her show on nbc – HAHA just kidding baby i luv u you know that 🙂

    • Pfft

      I'm not gonna lie…I can't stand Munn. If G4 had an automatic mute installed every time she opened her mouth, I'd probably be okay with her. And her new NBC show hasn't swayed my opinion.

      • AFarrari

        Shut your dirty mouth. Munn is a beautiful Saint!

  • T-Boz

    The zombies are here! Arm yourselves!

  • Joel

    #3

    context? i could care less.

    • Grammar Nazi

      "Couldn't" care less. The way you said it means that you are at a certain level of caring that would allow you to care less than you are currently caring. If you actually could care less (when it comes to this picture) then you are probably gay.

  • Frito_Pants

    #10 is damn sexy

    • walkingdeadonline

      looks a lot like tiffany teen

  • homie

    #30 HAH!

    • Gecko

      that had me crackin' up

    • http://www.facebook.com/animal107 Shane Ellerthorpe

      An excellent laugh to start your Tuesday!

  • tommybhoy

    #10 Just….WOW

    • Sammy

      not trying to kill the moment…. But do most girls stand with an arched back when people arent looking?

      • jason

        stop ruining it by thinking about it.

      • its_forge

        When they're running around the house in their panties and socks trying to be cute for the guy who is either just about to nail them like 100 feet of hardwood railing or just has…

      • Josh

        when they are posing for a gallery for their website….yes. she goes by tiffany teen.

        • D.C.'sfavcousin

          i saw this pic a long time ago but it was definitely 100% shopped cuz her ass was way bigger

      • Jeremy

        Yes.

    • mulliganstu

      Photoshop, staged photo, who gives a damn??? Just tell me where that house is so I can creep around and see how many of those windows don't have curtains…

    • SIUADO

      WOW! who keeps syrup in the fridge?

  • Paz

    #7 Damn…

    • Fritz

      Like a boss

    • Spock

      At least he doesn't have hover hands

    • Pfft

      I'm trying to think of an assimilation joke here. Any suggestions?

    • luis_pedro_sato

      NERD alert

    • yup

      Nerd heaven. He has his tricorder ready.

      • its_forge

        Gonna scan to see who's the wettest oh yeah, I went there

  • grk71

    #10 NEED THAT FOR MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • MigraineBoy

      A fridge?

      • its_forge

        A side by side fridge and put the really yummy stuff on a very low shelf. Or better yet a bottom-freezer unit so she has to bend double to get to the ice cream. Yeah. …sorry is spring right around the corner or something?

    • yup

      A fridge which has the size and height of a young woman? Wanna store a body, you creep me out man.

  • TherealJoel

    #30 Bahahahaha.. haha.. ha.. haaaha

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 Dirty, dirty girls… I LOVE it!

  • its_forge

    #10 hey kitten, bring me a little something to snack on too. Yes that's sexual innuendo for those of you who don't get it.

    #26 she can choke my – never mind, too easy

    • McBeastie

      I know, that joke was way too easy…that's why chrisdj74 took it below. Standards…he has none.

  • its_forge

    Also #10 you don't need to refrigerate pancake syrup, doofus.

    • Vince

      It not only tastes better, IMO, it gives her THO's when applied… :p

      • Parkatola

        Sorry, I'm an idiot. What are THOs?

        • its_forge

          Tittie Hard On. The wife and I used to call them NHOs or Nipple Hard On.

    • yup

      Who notices that, seriously? It's like one of those poem-on-the-wall gay tests. And, erm, you failed, lol.

      • its_forge

        Heh. I'd stared at the girlie for so long my eyes started looking at other stuff to see what kinda things a household that would have a girlie like that in it would have in their fridge. Since it has more than beer and mustard, it could well be *her* house, in which case I take back the insult 'cuz she can put her syrup in my fridge any time she wants.

    • tag

      Some people LIKE cold syrup. Its like how I prefer room temperature Peanut Butter, but some people are stupid and stick it in the fridge where it gets hard and difficult to spread, but they LIKE it that way.

    • the devil

      Pancake syrup? Too busy looking at her ass to notice pancake syrup…

      • its_forge

        I'm just really tired of that trope, is all. "There's a refrigerator in that picture?" and the "if you noticed the pancake syrup I've got news for you" were old about 350 uses ago. Men aren't stupid, the gender were the hunters while the women were the gatherers which means we can notice more than one thing at a time. "What a lovely sunset, oh look, there's dinner, let's kill it." Or "hey look, a big honkin' stag – hey look, a leopard, let's go someplace else."

        I've already stated what an amazingly fine ass that is, I wanted to move the humor to something else.

  • http://www.facebook.com/petewhip petewhip

    #8 seriously?

  • bubblerider86

    #21 haha….pretty much every puppy i had did that!! #27 humpf….i never even put that much thought into it o.0

  • Dan

    #7 Someone should tell that girl her bush is showing.

  • Dadaque

    #32 Baby Zombie, Baby Zombie, looking for some cake, Baby Zombie.

  • chrisdg74

    #3, #10 – MOAR! please.
    #26 – She can choke my chicken any day.

    • Josh

      #10 found her….she goes by the name tiffany teen. she has her own website.

      • chrisdg74

        Ah yes. I'm a big fan of her "work".

    • Nickrob

      I COULDN'T agree with you more! These are definitely better than any of the pics put up in the girls with lower back problems.

  • SantiGE

    #23 happens to me every time!

    • luis_pedro_sato

      Provably they didn't have throttle working, so ones steering and the other one is accelerating

  • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

    #9 You know what else floods when the water is that high? Sewers and septic tanks. MMmm, poo-fish.

    • testington

      I was going to say the exact same thing. Flood waters are FILLED with bacteria, it is bad enough to get in that disease ridden water but eating any fish you might catch in it is just moronic.

    • thetech2

      poo fish or tampoons

  • derpson

    #4 EXCITE BIKE FTMFW!!!

  • BeccaB86

    #26 – I'm not sure how I feel about her new haircut quite yet. Perhaps if we saw moar I could get used to it.

  • SweetJesus

    #10 may be the hottest thing I have ever seen on the Chive. Period. My type of chick, and I can just put myself in that picture.

  • Fritz

    It looks like the Master Chief is a St Louis Blues fan. #24

  • sidebob

    #26 looks like Olivia Munn.
    her kind of humor also.

    Is that her?

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      How can you not identify sexy?

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