Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • derek

    first

    • FLChiver

      The only time it's okay to yell "First" is if you just had a virgin…otherwise..STFU!

    • annubis223

      First D bag of the day why yes I do believe you are sir

    • Thor Mannion

      "first"- that made you're day you loser! bhahaha

    • Don_Aguelo

      I'm getting tired of this shit.
      Really

    • Hey Derek,

      you're a fag

  • PJ Fry

    #4

    Oh gambling gods of the US, please let me win the Powerball so I can have a friggin waterslide in my closet tomorrow!

    • kORD

      In my head it was always an outdoor pool… Thank you chive.

    • Nebulin

      Doesn't that mean you would have a bunch of wet people tracking water into your bedroom though? Seems like a horrible idea.

      • Thomas

        women are always wet once they have gone down on my slide

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Aubin/1211755636 Ryan Aubin

      Anyone know if this is a private residence or a hotel? It looks like a hotel room to me.

  • Jarvis

    Nice, to begin the monday!

  • Netoward

    Daily Morning Awesomeness always better than coffee

    • COCO

      Not really.

  • jj8

    Nice to see you on a Monday. Thank you.

    • COCO

      Thank you, no one is never nice to see me. They think I am a troll and should be killed.

  • Alec_Is_Epic

    #22 Haters gonna hate.

    • Ramo

      Pretty awesome way to get aerodynamic, bet he turns off his bike during that stunt, since there's like a 10 degree downhill :p

  • Israeli_Rob

    I LOL'd at #2 and #10!

  • Asian_Princess

    #4 is the worlds best bedroom!!
    #8 sounds and looks gross…

    • FLHomesteader

      #8 Grosses me out, I mean peanut butter on meat?……

      wait…

      • Eric

        I bet it tastes awesome!

      • Don_Aguelo

        ..AND bannana. WTF. Serioulsy: WTF?

    • Hacksaw

      Number # 8 is awesome. I tried a burger at the Vortex in Atlanta called the Elvis with peanut butter, bacon and fried bananas. Do not know if the one in the pic is the same or not

  • Dagoth Wit

    #2 So long and thanks for all the milk.

    • Fuck Paula

      This reference is probably over the heads of most Chiver's, but it made me lol!

      • Thor Mannion

        no dick

    • annubis223

      haha awesome man love it

    • TLAALOOCCC

      HGTG all day!

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        Pretty sure we've all seen hitchhikers guide and ur low expectations of us will not be forgotten…

  • Its me

    I demand MILF Mondays!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Your demand was raised to Sunday. Do your homework.

      • DaddyD

        I demand Sundays and Mondays … and GILF on Tuesdays. SC and LBP can have the rest of the week while I rest up for Sunday.

  • I<3boobs

    #2 Bet you can't point out which one's gonna have the most emotional problems when he gets older.

    • DaddyD

      The one not in the picture because his mother wouldn't let him fly.

  • Growl

    #2 WHOOPS! Missed the catch…

  • jetrome

    #1 Mush! Mush!

  • krista

    #7 i hated the titanic

    • kevguy

      so did the people who were on it

      • Thor Mannion

        good juan kev

    • Don_Aguelo

      Not sure if I hated it or not.
      Haven't been able to stay awake until the end.

  • Don 3000

    #2 That guy in the middle really wanted to out do his friends, bet its not his kid…

    • Brakaism

      there are four of them.
      explain being in the middle please

      • dub

        I wonder what a baby sounds like hitting the ground from 20 feet up…

  • Joel

    When I saw the top half of #2 at first I was dumbfounded. Then I scrolled down further, read the text, and had a ridiculously good laugh. Well done.

  • coocoo

    #22 like a boss

  • zzz

    #12 what about tush?

  • disturbedearth

    Mondays. Now worth getting up early for. Chive on!

  • AtomManhattan

    #7 Titanic sucked balls, but Avatar was the greatest movie of alltime…if you've never seen another film, ever. What a pile of horse@#^&. Cameron = massive douche. You can't write a good script to save your life, Jimmy, please stay the F behind the camera.

    • Thor Mannion

      'greatest movie of alltime' yeah if you're 12 and are a video gamer

    • Thomas

      They see me Trollin'

    • Darksoul

      Hey get all the mad you want BUT he has made more money than the money all of us chivers expect to make in our lifetime. Sure you MAY "write" better stories than him, but he doesn't have to be brilliant just sell. In the meantime, deal with it and tell me how things go with you liberal arts degree.

      • Don_Aguelo

        Go fuck a goat.

  • annubis223

    #11 Haters gonna hate

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #14 my kind of place. Love Canadian North

    • COCO

      Canada sucks. Come to America, the home of the free and the land of the brave. Where we pay for health insurance unlike you guys.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Canada does not suck… As a matter of fact you suck.

      • Jules

        I love paying for something the rest of the world gets for free:) Makes me smile…..COCO- Go suck a nut.

  • overtaf

    #12

    Liz Hurley is always rockin'

    • indyfame

      When I saw this photo I believe on page 6 NY Post first thought was when does it show up on Chive … took a day , good job !!!!

  • Jake

    #4 makes me feel like I chose the wrong profession

  • Maynard B.

    Gentlemen, one of our favorite Chivettes, Lauren Gentile, is competing in Maxim's 2011 Hometown Hotties Competition. Go to http://hometownhotties.com/profile/2275807?offset… cast your vote daily. LET'S RALLY FOR LAUREN, BOOYAH!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Awesome… good luck

    • George

      This message should be spread in every post!!!, I'll help you out a little

      • Maynard B.

        Thanks Dude.

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