• mike

    a water slide from your bedroom into your own indoor pool? well that's just about the coolest goddam thing I ever saw #2.

  • parker


  • Pat

    That would be cooler than shit!

    • Eddie Biggar

      Shit isn't cool………….

      • jeff

        your not cool

        • Roscoe

          *you're* (and I'm not cool for being a grammar douche, I know…)

  • dug

    fake as shit

    • Erik von Markovik

      my shit is pretty fake. just yesterday it came up to me and was all like "hey its been a while, so good to see you" and i was like "yeah you too we should hang out sometime" and it was like "totally" of course later I realized it was talking shit…

      • erik the idiot

        you spent time in your life to type this comment out? … not to mention how long it prob took you to think of this stupid story.

        • Erik von Markovik

          45 seconds…i'll try to make up for it…

    • BallsDeep

      lol @ fake.. This is Phil Galfond's house. He's a professional poker player.

    • Smartness

      for now at least o.O

  • mattythegooch

    I'd rather have Eddie Murphys tub in "Coming to America"……………titties.

  • Ned Flanders


    • Grid

      Big time.

      • Jules

        Yeah the reflection on the bottom of the bed room hang over thingy is all wrong…. Sadly, it would be a great ploy to get half naked wet people into your bedroom 🙂

        • Moweed Alin

          Thats the reflection of the jacuzzi I think.

  • RichXTC

    Wow, that would make bath time lots of fun!

  • Joeyk

    I already saw this on the daily morning randomness, way to steal from the chive…oh wait

  • THAT Guy

    SHOWERING ??????????

    THIS IS AS BORING AS THE CHIVERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chrisdg74

    Makes that walk of shame the next morning a helluva lot more fun (and it would get rid of the evidence).

  • ANON chiver

    ahhh if only i owned the place i live in, the things i would do to it

    • StarneyBinson

      That sounds nasty…! xD

    • ????

      you would spend all your money on hosue payments and insurance instead of rent?

      • Dude

        ha. win.

  • El BrandO

    Anyone remember the movie Blank Check?

  • SweetAwesomeness

    Macintosh in that movie "Blank Check" did the same thing…pretty kick ass movie when I was a kid

    • Shawn35

      fuck yeah, that movie was a classic, huge boxing gloves, go kart track, kid goes broke, i mean, it should happen to everyone hhahaha

  • davey

    its 3d. not real.

  • cwhoa

    yes because posting 2 pics takes that much time

  • ashleyging

    😮 #2 one day…

    • riverjns1234567

      Ash my fave ginger

      • ashleyging

        😀 xo

  • Zach

    I really love seeing things on Reddit two days ago and then seeing them on the Chive. It must be nice to work at the Chive. Browsing Reddit all day.

    • skylarrr

      you still can't deny the chive's total awesomeness!

    • Herman VonAwesome

      But you’re here looking at it…..find something else to bitch about… get over here and wax my back!

  • Stvn

    funny how there's a link below the pictures that says " 5 ways to spend your morning with Charlie Sheen "

  • moeshere Foxdale

    Thats in case the wife comes home…no honey I was in the tub hehe….

  • hibba world

    this house is down the road from me! its worth 2million, underground and round!

  • Schula8

    how much. i want.

  • Mac

    #2 WANT!!

  • Ken

    Another helpful invention would be something like, "Don't feel like sex in bed?" and then a slide takes you on a delightful trip into a pillow room full of naked women.

  • Charlie

    Chive do you take everything directly for Buzzfeed or do you try to be original?

    • Sandra

      If you hate them, then why even come here????

  • jake


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