Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Chivers! Take this moment to down a drink or a shot of something alcoholic. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Sneak it if need be because by God it’s time to let some debaucherous drinking happen.

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  • tweaky

    So many trolls on the track. #21

    • Paula_

      Best scene of Troll Story 3!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • king

        Hey Paula, r u the engineer???

    • Hooooooooo

      This photo should have been first.

    • Big Bad Leroy

      They're Gnomes, not trolls.

    • Jacob

      To Auschwitz they go!

  • pony

    #19 love a little trollscience in the morning

    • Paula_

      Second that!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        you're still far away from that level of trolling. go back to school and troll harder

    • multiplayernotepad

      Old. That's been on bash.org since forever

      • prankster

        yeah so it's a total waste of time to post it here, right?

        who really has time to read so many blogs that you see all of these things before they're posted here?

        • Lev

          Gotta give the audience a little credit though. Can't just take bash.org quotes, pop them into an iPhone text template and call it new.

      • Don_Aguelo

        Who fucking cares?

  • boss

    meh

  • Obecny

    #1
    Good ol' Chicago There's not enough shit in the river they gotta add some more!

    Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    • AZbtchs

      it spreads, you know

      • nnn

        he's talking shit in general bro

  • Dagoth Wit

    #9 I'll bring that bitch a tenor sax. Bitches love tenor saxes.

  • Mike

    #17 Vaya con Dios, Brah. Worst.line.ever.

  • tommybhoy

    #2 Vader walking his dog before heading down the pub for a Guinness

    Happy St Partick's Day Chivers!

  • foshizzle

    #14 this is how i roll

    • IRock

      I gave up trying for a six pack. I have a keg now.

  • Israeli_Rob

    #7 I'd better join the search task!
    #17 one cool cat! awesome, underated movie!

  • BigDingo

    #9 doesn't just blow his horn… he blows minds

    • zdrake13

      ladies

  • BigDingo

    Also what's going on in #1 and how can I get a boat that does that?

    • buzz

      Chicago St. Pat's parade we dye it green every year. kinda cool to see.

    • Tylrd67

      I thought Chive paid to have the river dyed "chive green"…

      • Jakub Wrobel

        It makes sense now. Sneaky Chive you.

    • salverai

      that's not a boat. that's Lyndsay Lohan.

    • Gooner29

      I stare at this river every day from my office and even after the dye goes away….. Yep still green. Happy St Paddy's day Chive!

  • Pufffdragon

    #21 Trolls are gunna troll.
    Oh look…there's Paula!

  • edip

    Angry toilet not amused #4

  • 0Bianka0

    #16 Y U NO SPELL TIME RIGHT?

    • Stevo

      you have failed to grasp the intentional misspelling.
      Please post and use caps lock carefully.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        dude, stop feeding the troll, he'll get confused

      • 0Bianka0

        Oh I'm sorry English is my second language, I don't always get it. And Y U NO… is always in capitals.

        • dub

          It's an alternate way of spelling the word Time to show antiquity. There are some store signs signs that say something along the lines of "Olde Tyme Candy Shop." It's just spelled like that to show and exaggerate an old theme.

          Or it's an unshaven anus, usually belonging to a woman.
          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ty

          • 0Bianka0

            Thank you kind sir.

  • KhmerStory

    Saw the ABhancer on lolsnaps. #14

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #17 "I. Am an Eff. Bee. Eye. Agent."

    • Mr. Falcon

      I know, ain't it cool?

  • zacka

    #8 epic Pedophile Hover Hand

    • Gutterville

      Its good with his track record with women

    • TheDarkKnight

      Epic douchebag is more like it

      • yipper

        Ortaga Tacos " they make my taco pop. That is Shawn, right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Aubin/1211755636 Ryan Aubin

      I wonder of Algore asked the young girl if she knew how to release the Third Chakra?

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        the girl is sean johnson…hot and pedobear approved

        • BobSugar

          I'm glad you put a face to the name, but she still looks like she's 10. Pedobear will be contacting anyone who says "Find Her."

        • Don_Aguelo

          Hold on a sec.
          Is pedobear approved +18 or -18?

    • McBeastie

      I fail to see how not touching a young girl makes him a pedophile.

      • cowboydan

        cuz yer gay

  • truthteller

    #21

    Scariest gif iv seen here.

    • Lauren Gentile

      AGREED. Just scared the hell out of me.

    • Lev

      There's something about black and white childhood toys (which are neon) that is just so unwholesome.

    • Badfish

      Its when they blink that I get really creeped out.

  • bbqboobs

    #8 What you see in this picture is a man who's not trying to go to jail.

    • salverai

      i think the hover hand was invented by politicians.

    • Catence

      Don't you know? If your hand is at the shoulders, you are being good. Anywhere past that is possible jail time.

      • tom a

        shawn johnson is 19 now…. no more jail time.

        i think this still is right before he went for a handfull.

    • iAm1-NAMI

      hardly jail, but with all the ignorant twits out there seeing pedophiles on every street corner, a politician has to play it safe.

    • Quack

      Who the hell is the girl and why is there the assumption she's under 18?

  • bbqboobs

    #13 Sarah Palin: The early years.

    • McRo

      Why? Is that Russia on the other side of the fence?

  • http://www.darkknightandjoekerr.com JAMESJ

    When I read #19 I laughed out loud.
    Thanks

  • Jake

    #18 the real life curious george

    • salverai

      Curious George would totally tap that!

  • BjD21

    #13 "…and they'll never suspect a thing."

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.w.musselman Paul Musselman

    #22 HOLY SHIT! That is my one of my local pubs! I'll have to talk to Padraig to see if he saw this!

    • http://www.facebook.com/paul.w.musselman Paul Musselman

      And get a pint of course!

      • BudHa

        aye it tis! cheers mate!

  • dude

    I see #4 and all I can think is nom…nom..nom.

    • dudette

      Well sir you need help

    • equalizermax

      Duckface

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