Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Bee

    Sweet

    • That Guy

      simple, to the point and a little retro. well done.

    • PointBlank_

      like #3 thats one prank i hope happens in a few days here! i fucking hate Sno Balls!

  • PWNT

    Blinded by his awesomeness… what a kid.

    • john v.

      yeah, #4 made me lol

      • PointBlank_

        maybe get him some not so gay markers ? that pink, purple and teel blueish? one may be a sign… not that there is anything wrong with that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

    #14 Someone got Sheenfaced

  • Israeli_Rob

    #2 and #18 are awesome!

    • dasuperfan

      i think #2 should be in a "doin it wrong section"

      • CaptainObvious.

        Or at least half of it… If wolverine had those it would just be awesome, but i dont think that cyclops's would be near as effective…. If at all.

        • dasuperfan

          well played sir, well played

      • zach

        they need a high res version so i can make this my wallpaper.

  • tommybhoy

    #19 Epic Toilet

    • theend81

      all that does is make me wish I had an 8 bit schlong that pissed out yellow 8-bit squares…with the necessary 80's VG sound effects

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 my kind of gal!
    #20 wine? wine?!? gimme beer instead!
    cheers, beers

    • BAMFinater

      I would drink her bath water

      • Obviously

        I would drink her bath beer, while she is in it!

    • Quinn039

      "this girl… yeast infection.

      Gross."

    • been

      beer theme. kinda wearing thin already, man. just saying.

      • Mike

        Yeah the cheers, beers catchphrase is getting kind of annoying now

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          really? ive been using it for awhile now, maybe its time to upgrade.

  • Anakrusix

    If I had a car like #21, I'd be doing the same thing.

    • Rob

      While being chased by the cops and screaming "Fuck Yeah!"

      • Anakrusix

        Hahaha- that sounds about right!

    • GK-4

      that is pretty goddamn high…

    • mordifie

      yea till u land and destroy ur car

      • Anakrusix

        Not the point

  • JPC

    #5 – Ummm….that will be….yeasty.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      I'd still drink it.

      • JohnQ

        even if she farted? 😡

        • Tyler

          Especially if she farted.

      • beerdrinker

        Not awesome at all! Remember how girls react to cold water! Then you can imagine the temperature of the beer… Yuks!

        • Connoisseur

          Well, since it is most likely in germany the beer is probably at room temp.

  • DCMOFO

    #6

    ….wait, what?

    • Lauren Gentile

      My thoughts exactly…

    • ROK247

      when your ride breaks down, you can slap it on the grill!

    • CelebSpotter

      Is that Drew Barrymore?

  • Israeli_Rob

    #5 – did a little research!
    it's in the Czech Republic near the Plznya, in the village Khodova Plan. It's a Family brewer named "Chodovar" and you can actually bathe in beer!!
    Google it!
    as for the girl – haven't found her yet!

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      that is awesome! thanks for the info, gotta make my vacations there

    • Gabsy

      Pft, who cares about finding her. Fake nails, she is a plastic, makes you wonder what other parts of her can be bought in a store. She is probably bold underneath that wig. Just give me the beer and gtfo of my beer tub!

      • tomy

        if funny when guys who have never been laid talk trash about a picture of a random hot girl. fake nail? come on man thats just pathetic

        • Gabsy

          I get laid more than Silvio Berlusconi. The difference between you and me is that I like women that aren't likely to lose pieces of themselves evertime you touch them. It's called having standards. Not to mention she is spoiling all the beer with all the glue she needs to hold herself together.

          • dasuperfan

            who the fuck is silvio berlusconi?

            • McBeastie

              You could try google. Or read the newspaper.

              • dasuperfan

                You could try looking up "sarcasm" .

                • That Guy

                  and that comment just got you followed. congrats.

          • DapperDan

            I'm pretty sure that silvio guy is gay. So, you're saying you have gay butt sex more than him? Got it.

            • Gabs

              Right that down in your book undoubtfully filled with all kinds of silly believes. When I need someone to tell me that the queen of britain is really a reptile, I will get back to you.

              • DapperDan

                Will do

          • Isaiaher

            You do realize Berlusconi is notorious for picking up hookers? …So you have to pay for your sex? But you do have those standards….maybe you only buy the ones with 2 or less STD's.

            • Gabs

              We will talk again when you obtain a brain actually capable of drawing conclusions.

              • DapperDan

                dasuperfan, is that you?! Ya silly bastard!

    • Niudgc

      That's how you get a yeast infection.

  • Johan

    #22 Kung Fu Panda is Kung Fu

    • Chelios

      lol pandas r so dumb

  • dizzard

    #9 and #14 should be in HQ

    • Nunya

      by Chive standards, you mean, larger but not big enough for a computer screen?

    • Kyle Retrato

      #9 INCEPTION

  • BigDingo

    #1 Get your hands off them you damned dirty ape!

    Haha, good job orangutan.

    • Zoey

      Always a classic line!
      I saw someone get a balloon-gram delivered by a guy in an ape costume, and he had trouble seeing so he bumped into a guy, and the guy yelled, "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!".
      Then I heard the woman next to me whisper to her friend, "That wasn't very nice to say."

      • BigDingo

        Bahahaha that is an amazing story!

    • Tom

      Definitely shopped. Orangutans are too dense to swim. This orangutan would sink. Sorry to be a buzzkill.

  • MigraineBoy

    I think the girl in #10 is hot. Meeeow!

    • john v.

      definitely some nice legs.

    • Jak

      It looks like Hayden Pan…panet…panetterrrreiaaerrr or whatever

    • Nomyia

      Why do you think was palying for her? Even he knows she hot.

    • MigraineBoy

      She must be found.

  • gps

    This is petty of me… but it's nice not to have anyone in the comments blurting out "first!" for a change. Thanks, Chivers! Great collection this morning, Chive!

    • JFrost

      First!

  • girth

    #5…I thought my beer tasted fishy…

    • Sizzle

      Swing and a miss.

    • Jak

      I take it they recommend that brew with the tuna.

    • been

      yeah, I kinda felt it was a little skanked – I mean skunked – as well.

  • BeccaB86

    I didn't expect to see my Daily Morning Awesomeness at 5 am – what a nice surprise!

    • Patric

      Exactly my thought when I got up this morning to take my shift as a Air Traffic Controller! Thanks for the great wake up Chive!

      Chive On!

      • http://www.facebook.com/p8ntballer8491 Alex Sinyak

        Just make sure you pay attention to the planes.

  • ilovelemonsquares

    #21 where we're going, we don't need roads.

    • Randy Marsh

      perfect

    • snowgod76

      Win!

  • JohnQ

    #15 Bitches will be bitches.. :@

    • FinkelsteinShitKid

      Thats probably a dudes car

      • turdfergusson

        Obviously.

  • Dante

    #15 at least he kept the car….=/

    • Sick

      "dont care" = win

  • Punisher 6

    #13 is actually "Care-Were." It's a shirt on threadless.

    • ashley_e_love

      #13 actually care wolf. it's a picture… right there
      >

      • D.C

        I hope he's on our side or were screwed

      • Twoody85

        Touché

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Holly-Sands/1666982036 Holly Sands

    #10 yes because the mistreatment of animals really is THAT funny… Silly bint.
    But on a lighter note #14 just a bit awesome.

    • JAFitC

      Hmm. About that animal in #10. . .
      Looks well-fed? CHECK
      Fur looks clean and full? CHECK
      Kept safe from predators? CHECK
      In short, you have no basis to assert it is being mistreated based on no more than the evidence in the photo. Absent the care this animal appears to have been given, its life in the wild would likely be "poor, nasty, brutish and short," to quote Thomas Hobbes on the condition of man apart from society. In making your assertion of "mistreatment" in a situation such as this you blunt the impact of the charge when it is true. You will find more compassion for your position when you do not open it to ridicule.

    • Jak

      That monkey probably has it better than you, you douche

  • AtomManhattan

    #5 seems pretty fucking wasteful to me.

    • Stafferty

      I still woudln't mind trying a pint or two.

  • yuri

    #2 now we're fucked

  • mrjimmyos

    #11 – Awesome street is AWESOME!
    #14 – Kickass, I love sunrays

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