Yes, a moat does surround my future home (10 Photos)

This magnificent property surrounded by a man-made moat is home to famous architect Charles Sieger. Bastard.


  • Picard_

    I hope they have a good sump pump.

  • fedd

    If I had the money, I would also build such a house!

  • Wavien

    Didn't know architects would get that rich 😮

  • TZJ

    I'm on a moat!

  • Gurk

    Can Zombies Swim?

    • Mmm_Ciao

      That was my first thought.

    • Ben

      No but since they do not breath they in theory can just walk across the bottom of the moat

    • tommybhoy

      Just put spikes on the bottom before filling up the moat…then add sharks
      (which would turn into zombie sharks and be awesome)

      • Mmm_Ciao

        I have nightmares about zombies, and now I'm going to be having night mares of zombie sharks. Yay…

  • Johny

    No drawbridge?

    • Underhill

      Or gun towers??

  • Jake Iverson

    I'll take two please!

  • Jeremy Santana

    Sharks to top it off, niiiice.

  • Jeremy Santana

    Or better yet, "sharks with frickin laser beams" #WINNING

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Did you know that, following Sheen's stage show, he is no longer allowed to use 'Winning'?

  • Johnny

    I bet it keeps the black knight at bay

  • Evariste

    Makes me think of the "Chateaux de la Loire" in France.

  • theo

    forever alone

  • metalcool36

    They should replace the water with lava….

    • BigDingo

      Awesome idea. Can sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads be genetically engineered to survive in lava?

      • Mmm_Ciao

        Sharks with laser beams made me think of Austin Powers. JS.

        • JAMESJ

          It's Vector's winter's escape……"curse you tint toilet!"

      • metalcool36

        I like the way you think BigDingo, and fuck yes they can!!

  • Aytchie Jansen

    What a way to start of my Chive-day. Legit.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    hope they have enough chlorine to treat the water

  • jayjay

    The whole thing kinda looks like a va-jay-jay.

    • Kyle Bartley

      I dont think you know what a vagina looks like…

    • LonelyAirman

      Calling it a "Va-jay-jay" will inevitably lead people to the conclusion that you are a fan and follower of Tyra Banks' talk show. Is that the impression you want to leave people with?

    • Lisa

      I've said this before. The term is "pussy". USE IT. The first person I heard use the vjj term was Oprah and even my 10 year old knew it was stupid. Pussy people. Jeeze.

      The house, I want pics of the inside.

  • Geshko

    Nice house, terrible location.
    Seriously, Homestead, FL???,-80.46130

    • F. Gump

      Actually, it is an area just outside of Homestead (a suburb of Miam)i, known as The Redlands, aka "The New Hamptons." Google it. The fine people of Miami/Homestead should expect more of this kind of thing in the future (silly opulence). Poor bastards.

    • kris

      It's better than your house. I promise. Pussy

    • Wing Zero

      Florida has not state income tax. I'd move there in a heartbeat if I could find a job in my line of work.

  • BaJezzus

    Opulence…he haz it.

  • tdr

    Grotesque … the guy's taste is all in his mouth.

  • Ken

    He'd better have a dungeon and a guillotine in there…..and a round table.

  • The El Conquistador

    I hope he never needs a firetruck at the back door!

  • Laurend

    Looks like something out of The Sims

  • Jeff Dearing

    Does anyone else think it looks like a giant sperm in #9?



  • Chip Chipperson

    #9, that is where all of his coke is stored (upped left), a bit messy however….

  • P90

    Metropolitan Oval Aquatic Trench.

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