Billionaire Paul Allen’s $160 million luxury yacht. Is the price tag worth it? (14 photos)


  • harry

    ummmmm HELL YES!

    • Jak

      Does that include a crew and fuel?!

  • Felix

    i'm not gonna write first..

    • RobBroad4th

      Can I write "douche?"

    • Thomas

      good, cause it wouldn't make any sense to

  • Kcruz09


    • k-bro

      whatever floats your boat.

  • Stafferty

    #1 You couldn't come up with a better name than "Tatoosh"? It should like a foreigner describing the shound a toilet makes.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      he probably wanted "that tush", but the registrer had a hearing impairment…

    • DocIcetea

      Tatoosh? More like "Da Douche".

    • Grammar Ninja

      Or it's named after Tatoosh Island in his home state of Washington. But you may be right. Tough call, really.

    • DWD

      Your post reads like a foreigner writing a joke.

  • nemesis


  • The Dude

    Paying 160 mil is as practical as having a foosball table on a boat


    • @Sanja_Knez

      Hold on, let me watch a movie about aquatic life because the ocean isn't RIGHT OUTSIDE. #10

  • Gern Blanston

    Where are the rod holders?

    • Selby

      He hires girls at every port.

    • TitoRigatoni

      Probably on the custom 40ft fishing boat that's carried onboard.

  • TheAndychrist

    Anyone else think of American Psycho when they saw this guy's name?

    • Josh Gorter

      Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

    • Toadvine

      His body is dissolving in a bathtub, in Hell's Kitchen.

    • PatBateman

      There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's yacht comes with a home theatre… and is obviously more expensive than mine.

  • Dave

    Nice but over priced. I would sum it up as home living on the sea.

  • Anakrusix

    That damn yacht looks twice as better as anything I'll be living in anytime soon.

    • john

      not 160 million times nicer? 😉

    • dce99

      Yeah, but your English is twice as gooder.

    • Tony

      Right there with ya. Slummin it in an $80 million boat myself as well.

  • Josh Peters

    One big wave and everything is everywhere. Seems like a good investment…

    • ROK247

      it would take a helluva big wave.

    • Simon Iono

      a billion big waves never shakes a big ship much, but iceburgs seem to do the trick.

    • Seth

      Since when is buying a lavish luxury an investment? You have something like this because you want it, not because it's a good investment….Real estate bubble mentality still permeates.

    • Jim

      It's 303 feet long. That's a damn big boat. It would take one hell of a wave to even faze this thing. Oh, and I'd say I know a thing or 2 about boats.

  • Josh Gorter

    Let's see him get a reservation at Dorsia now.

    • Dr3xell

      haha nice one!

  • Guest Chiver


  • Adam

    This guy is so fucking rich he owns the Trailblazers and the Seahawks maybe he will buy the Dodgers.

  • Coldzilla

    Wheres the bowling alley? =/

    • TitoRigatoni

      If foosball on a yacht is a bad idea, bowling on a yacht is even worse…

      • Coldzilla

        Sorry perhaps I should have put THIS at the end of my comment


        But I thought it was quite obvious 😉

    • McBeastie

      It's on the poop deck. Actually I don't know…I just wanted to say poop deck.

      poop deck.

      • Coldzilla

        LOL well at least you didnt mention Seamen xD


  • meh

    where is the pussy magnet?

    • TitoRigatoni

      The whole boat is a pussy magnet.

    • ROK247

      the entire vessel is a vaginal attractant

    • Netoward

      C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker pussy vaginal magnet attractant!

  • Mr.McCandless

    Not worth it ,screw the materialistic life.

    • Miles Davis

      Bold statement from the poor man

    • Ryan

      Get back to work Mike!

    • Dr3xell

      It is worth ever single penny! If you got the money! SPEEEEEEND ITTTT!! on bad ass sh$t like this!

  • meh

    Oh yea, and did anyone notice the helicopter? Jesus, I can barely afford my car

  • The Dude

    Just incase any of you are ever on jeopardy

    Paul actually paid 100 mil. (He was smart bought it used)

    And Tatoosh is an Island in Washington (he was born in washington and i am guessing he like the island)


    • TitoRigatoni

      He paid 100mil for it, he is *selling* it for 160mil.
      Megayachts usually go up in value, not down.

      • The Dude

        And that is why i am not on jeopardy

  • shark

    $160 Million? Not a chance… you could spend a whole lot less and get just about the same thing.

    • AK47

      Paul Allen is so rich, $160m to him is no different than one of us going to Taco Bell is buying a grande meal for $10

    • Jim

      Probably not. 303-foot yachts ain't cheap.

  • KeyserSoze

    Worth is relative. For Paul Allen to buy / build this yacht, would be like me going to wal-mart to buy a $99. He wont even notice.

  • eric

    Depends on the staff… are we talking FLBP type staff or a bunch of typical labor pool pick up?
    The boat is nice but this ship is not going to sail itself nor is this d_ck going to suck it self…

  • McBeastie

    That boat is my new zombie apocalypse refuge destination.

  • v4der

    lets see paul allens card..

  • F. Gump

    #5, #6, #9, #12 It is obviously worth it to him and, since it his hard-earned money (???), that is all that really matters.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top