Abnormally large photos are abnormally enjoyable (20 HQ Photos)

UPDATE: Larger desktop "Wallpapers" are likely to be available soon on theCHIVE.

  • hater

    #2. BFM FTW.

    • That Guy

      i hope he drags his sweaty, dirty, hairy, smelly testicles over your upper lip.

    • Mick

      my new wallpaper

      • Anywho

        mine too!

    • schmiellson

      Wheres him as Hunter Thompson?

  • n1ghtstalker

    #10 Leaked shot of Infamous 3 on the PS3!

    • anon

      actually thats from the next Revenge of the Sith game. Darth Cat

      • Red

        "Darth Cat"? just……stop.

      • Mike

        I had a cat named Darth Mittens once…

        • its_forge

          Fuck, you beat me to it.

      • its_forge

        Here dude, let me show you how to craft a joke:

        "Darth Mittens."

        See how easy that was?

        The art is lost on these padawan…

  • http://twitter.com/fideld0403 @fideld0403


    • DaddyD

      Go back to where you came from. Chivers don't claim first. Or second.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If you failed any harder you'd fall trough the floor.

      – hopefully right into my basement. Nobody ever leaves my basement in one piece…

    • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

      … And I think you just lost a bunch of followers….

  • Land down under

    #8 Thank you Chive!

    • BigHate

      The girl on the left has the rare but awesome EPIC WHITE CHICK BOOTY.

      • steve

        Shes built like an ox. look at the size of those legs. Thurder and lightning

        • zero

          I'd let her crush my head between them anytime!

      • Jak

        I would have to say that neither of those asses are "bad"

      • vhr1904

        That is what you would call a ""WHOOTY". Please recognize!

    • MonkeyMadness

      You're sick. What are they, 15?

      • JROC

        yea prob bro… but im 22 and they look about 20 so ill risk it and tell yea how they were.

        • Niggher Beater

          you're mistaken JROC, those aren't your cousins.

      • R2G Fan

        I can wait.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        If you put them both together they're 30.

      • Land down under

        I don't know where you come from but where we come from girls who are 15 years old don't look like that….just sayin'

    • teopeio

      Why is a pirate in the photo?¿

    • Aenima

      Both women from CrossFit. Well of age. Not sure about the one on the right, but the left one goes by AllisonNYC.

      • Zuke

        This guy knows what he's talking about.

  • MigraineBoy

    #18 Turns out those WERE the droids you were looking for.

  • DweebsterDeluxe

    #8 is the best duo I've seen since #13

  • Rainier

    #8 awesome!!!

  • JGBallard

    #7 no surprise, Batman on top.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ guest


    • Casper

      We're all fucked now

  • http://galletto.tumblr.com/ Galletto3

    #19 Thats the dumbest thing ive ever seen………..hes leaving his queen wide open!

    • BBL

      Don't worry… he's got 1000's of mates protecting his queen… oh wait you mean chess piece.

  • Stevo

    #20 The simple joys of a monkey sword fight.

  • Phil


    how romantic

  • MonkeyMadness

    Since when is bad photoshopping awesome? #4

    • That Guy

      since the chive had nothing else to post in it's place.

    • Derp

      He doesn't need your fantasy women.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ goodtaste

    #8 No gap and round ass ,these are real women ! Only dogs like bones losers.

    • The Chivery

      We're Chivers. Being hypocritical(such as saying we prefer "average" women who look decidedly above average) is what we do. Chive on!

    • zero

      well said goodtaste, that girl on the left especially is TOP SHELF! I don't even want to think what I'd do to hit that…kill Paula?

  • JROC

    "bad ass is right" #8 who likes em thick?

    • Motofoxe

      Most definitely!

    • portzrebie

      I do! MOAR of #8 left!!!!!!

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

        we agree! moar of the leftie!

    • Mick

      Well, thats not thick – thats a round, muschulah ass…incredible. When you say think i think of FAT asses…thats not fat – thats muscle. And its smokin hot.

      • zero

        fuckin A Mick!

      • http://www.flargen.com varlotto

        Yeah a fat ass is bulbousy and looks gross, a big round ass is muscular

      • Tony

        Yeah not so much thick as solid. Thick is a PC way of calling someone fat.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 shaun of the dead is still an awesome movie
    #15 gonna take her to see a sunset on the beach. bitches love sunsets on the beach. SCORES!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      you beat me to the punchline * high five* on 15

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      #11 is my new wallpaper

  • Bill

    #12 is paula trying to get her beauty sleep lol

    • Tittie McGee

      old and lame.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ iwantmore

    Kindly post the Source for these pics or GTFO.

  • Gutterville

    #15 we have a romantic

  • Adrian

    Breaking Bad is coming!!!!

    • zowie

      No, just breathing heavily.

  • WhoreIslandNative

    #12 Its a Trap!

  • http://www.facebook.com/griffinheath Griffin Heath

    #19 How many times is this gonna get posted on here?? lol

    • Spasmatic

      As many times as it takes for you to kill yourself over it.

  • mipakr

    #14 AWESOME! Majora's Mask FTW

  • BMW

    Awesome wallpaper #8

  • Didi

    hahaha #1 so funny!!!

    • equalizermax

      #1 – Hi Chive!

    • Eliana

      Awesome Macchu Pichu…Awesome llama…

      • Eliana

        Or may be an alpaca…

  • Dapper_Dave

    #15 Surprise butt sex on a sunset beach. Now that's putting the sensual back into non-consensual.

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