Two Chivers Chive it up across 11 countries (41 HQ Photos)

Two of our Chivers, Werner and Andrew, were recently asked to fetch a newly purchased aircraft and fly it from the UK to Johannesburg, South Africa. Their trip took them across 11 countries and 10 fuel stops.
The two grabbed two Chive Logo Tees and our shitty iPhone App and took off. After a few detours to grab some pizza in Italy, they arrived in Johannesburg 4 days later.

  • OGMrWhite

    By far one of the coolest Chiver stories, that must have been a blast. Talk about not hating your job

    • Shawn

      Next time take a few Chivers with you, since you got so much space


      • b-ry

        or a few chivettes….to make it less sausagey.

        • Master_Rahl

          b-ry, I commend you for the use/creation of the word – sausagey – still laughing about it. Oh, and I second the Chivette suggestion.

          • b-ry

            thanks. i hope to be one of those lucky chivettes. after i get my surgery…….

            • b-ry

              love name stealing. it's the newest thing

              • b-ry

                everyone knows i'm a proud gay man that loves all penis, including my own

        • Chazz_B

          hahahaha gave me the lolz

      • Jordan

        I think you meant Chivettes…

    • Gutterville

      I wonder how much that cost?

  • MigraineBoy

    #21 Now let's see how this plane works, eh?

    • r@f

      Shirley cant be serious.

      • pawlyna

        Don't call me Shirley

        • SweetAwesomeness

          you ever seen a grown man naked?

          • vhr1904

            Yes I have, #41.

  • Ernie

    Awesome! Why did you have to fly there actually?

    • NebraskaGuy

      I quote: "Two of our Chivers, Werner and Andrew, were recently asked to fetch a newly purchased aircraft and fly it from the UK to Johannesburg, South Africa."


      • b-ry

        yea but that doesn't explain WHY they had been given this mission.
        could be a plane full of cocaine for all they / we know.

        still lots of questions not answered here….

        • NebraskaGuy

          I once bought a car through GE Capitol when I lived out in California. The car I purchased was actually in Tennessee. So the company hired a guy to drive the car from Tennessee out to California to deliver to me, the buyer.
          This appears to be the same type of transaction. The buyer, obviously in Johannesburg, purchased the plane from the UK and these guys were hired to fly the plane and deliver it.

          • b-ry

            cool story bro

          • Obviously.


            • obviously


              • obvious


                • obvious


                  • obv


                    • ROK247

                      one time i bought a car and a guy got paid to drive the best first couple thousand miles off of it for me

          • hMMMM

            so…you got your new car with 3,000+ miles on it? Sounds pretty retarded, bro.

            • NebraskaGuy

              No, I never said it was new. It actually had 65K miles on it, so yeah 3k was added for the drive to CA. I asked them to flatbed it out to me, but I would have had to pay for it. Considering I only paid 8k for a 1 year old car, that's not a bad price for a 1990 Camry back in '91.

              • b-ry

                you shoulda got them to put Chive shirts on….take pictures along the way.

                you could have had your own post called “how i got my car“

                • NebraskaGuy

                  Lol funny! 🙂

        • SweetAwesomeness

          yes and they were taking that cocaine to an african guy named mr. ecko….. and that plane ended up on an island which happened to have polar bears and shit

          • sarcasm

            well why didn't they include THOSE pics?

            • SweetAwesomeness

              the polar bear was shy

              • b-ry

                see they could have at least said that in the story board….

          • Tonight... you.

            BAM BAM BILAM

        • b-ry

          i am a dolt and I've proven it yet again.

          • b-ry

            love name stealing…its the newest thing on the Chive.
            well done

  • thatwasfun

    #21…who needs one of those…


    Why are we looking at pictures of two fat guys, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE WOMEN.

    • yep

      2 fat….gay guys!

    • Matthew

      They might be fat but they are doing something fucking awesome. If I had the possibility of flying myself and a friend across 11 countries I would. I think we can just about do without a women post when something this cool replaces it.

      • Wardog

        Do you know how I know you're gay?

    • Tonight... you.

      Because they are fucking awesome, something of which you are not aware, certainly.

    • Kwilliams5000

      Perhaps you haven't noticed, but theChive isn't a porn site. There are people here who actually enjoy the other random ass posts as well as sexy chivers.

    • ...


  • Charlie Makarov

    cant get any better with bruce willis naked in your backseat

    • hMMMM


    • Sawyer

      don't hate on pulp fiction

  • Picard_


  • tsk

    Fuck I'm jealous

  • Just Sayin'

    Wow, nice job guys – way to represent the Chive, the world over!

  • Ouboet

    Epic win.

  • Blumpkin

    Did you have to watch some shitty Queen Latifah crap for the in flight movie?

  • nemhed

    So we are supposed to care about these pics because these guys have a couple of Chive t-shirts?

    • JerkFace

      No. You are supposed to care because you just submitted a pic to the "I Hate My Job" post earlier and these guys are obviously cooler than you and have a way better job. Suck it!

    • Lame

      I agree with you, just because they bought shirts they got posted. Lame!

      • HAHSO

        and because they went topless.

        • Robert Plant

          no surprise. the chive faggots love to see naked fat-backs.

          • Keith Richards

            I thought it was cool. And on your best day, you're not as cool as me.

            • Robert Plant

              yeah? on my best day i don't look like an un-dead monkey with arthritis either. faggot.

            • Jimmy Page

              the most significant thing you've done in recent years is let Johnny Depp fellate you, and contine to fellate Chuck Berry. cunt.

  • Captnjack

    You guys rock. that must have been a hell of a time!

  • KeyserSoze

    fucking awesome! thanks for sharing your adventure!

  • lemurfart

    makes me want to get a pilots license

    • N/A

      do it

  • Rooster

    sausage party flights, shirtless dudes, bruce willis. i think i am seeing a theme here. and that theme doesn't involve the ladies.

    • Matthew

      you should be right at home there then…

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    you guys are too smart to be chivers….

    • FBG

      hell, a squirrel is……

  • Pokey_McPoke

    So what happens if you have to take a nasty shit? I see no bathrooms in there.

    • WakkaWakka

      There's likely a piss tube and a toilet under one of the rear seats. And by toilet, I mean a tray with kitty litter in it.

      Preferably, you hold it until you need to fuel up again (or you just land and crap at the FBO).

      • Bear Grylls

        … did someone say piss tube?

  • sheoncebelieved

    #39 Alternate Headline: Why I love my job.

    good job Chive, and Chivers. I'm so jealous

  • Malkintosh22

    This really makes me want to get my pilot's permit. Awesome

  • Major Rocker

    "The two grabbed two Chive Logo Tees…" You make that sound so easy. Oh yeah, we just grabbed two quick before we left.

  • DickHammer

    2 guys one cup!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #19 definitely takes some skill to pull off

  • Dave

    Bad ass. My life now feels even more boring.

  • Colored Jealous

    What a freaking job. Color me jealous!

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