Just put the basketball hoop over there (14 HQ photos)

Located in San Francisco's South of Market district, the $3.3 million loft comes complete with a basketball hoop and a 16 x 20 foot retractable center skylight. Martin Building Company is the mastermind behind this space and we hope they will come knocking on our door to trick out theCHIVE offices soon.

  • Just Sayin'


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      • snoobs89

        You dont use Intense debate much do you? you are following paula… hence why it's post's come up in that lovely green colour…

        • snoobs89

          always a pleasure, Wheres my £75? i did outline that in my first reply did i not? £75.00 service fee.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            This comment has not been deleted by the user. Not at all

            – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

          • NebraskaGuy

            Sure thing!
            Can I pay that in Rai Stones? 😉

  • max

    man, that doth look flyeth.

    • mark


    • da2conan


  • Bill57

    looks like the owner was bored

  • Henrik

    #3 That frigde is huge!

    • guest

      So is the fridge.

    • Yessir

      Much beer.

  • Fred

    If Tom Hanks had THAT loft in BIG he'd have knocked up 10 women by the time he went back to being a 10-year old with BIG aspirations.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1528091986 Chris Scharff

    I'm really not too keen on the warehouse look, the basketball net (really?), and the multi-plexed tv. Everything else rocks.

    • Randy Marsh

      Agreed, that tv blows. Give me one straight 80 inch plasma

  • Poppy

    literally have just found my dream house

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I'll take it but that POS excuse for a TV has to go.

    – the one you love to hate

    • NebraskaGuy

      Yeah, why 9 small screens when you can have one VERY LARGE screen?
      This is the second time I'm agreeing with you, Paula … it probably won't happen again, lol 🙂

      • b-ry

        9 screens = 9 stations = 9 different sports games on at one time.

        • dude

          Nah, who watches 9 sports games on 9 little tv screens all at the same time?

          • b-ry

            guys. you know, people that enjoy sports. 2 baseball games, a sports ticker, hockey and football…very easy to fill up 9 screens.

            maybe throw in a porn on 1 screen.

        • jpp407

          9 different porno's

  • BloodScrubber

    The cleaning lady will have to be a friggin acrobat. Let alone raking leaves out of the living room in fall. 😉

    • Monk

      #11 It does need a zip-line.

  • Jose Canseco

    Isn't this the loft from 'So I Married an Axe Murderer" (Mike Myers' girlfriend's house) ?

    • Gern Blanston

      Love me some SIMAAM!

  • stickystrings

    #14 Shit TV

    • injekter

      no kidding….what a crappy tv set up….. " hey im an artist" B.S.

      • NoMoGeronimo

        ..and they're watching Nick Jr? Nice "memory game"….

  • oldurp

    typical merican bad taste and shabby quality

    • Coldzilla

      Yes cause you can tell the "quality" by looking at it…..

      Yeah no agenda here

    • EMB

      typical troll….. fails at what hes suppose to specialize in…..

  • http://www.eroticsa.co.za Erotic SA

    Amazing place! wow

  • absolutcarcrazy

    Haters can hate, but I would throw one helluva party at this place.

  • akaBobo

    I hope Michael Jordan buys that place otherwise all of those speakers and vases will be gone the first time anyone plays some hoop.

  • acoustrix

    #14 Love the retro video wall. I'm sure the tube look is just a facade

  • Carter

    It looks like a house for someone with lots of money but no taste.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #2 When you're done with the tops of my Tesla coils, can I get those back?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    Would probably be willing to owe the mafia a favor if I could get the shower in #9

  • karen

    I hate rich people.

    Unless they're my friend.

  • http://www.facebook.com/drawingbored Patrick Wichert

    "Do you expect me to talk?"
    "Never Mr. Bond. I expect you to DIE."

  • newms34

    I want this place so bad it hurts.

  • yodaddy

    I just wonder if it comes with a parking space!

  • mith

    What is this from 1994….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=30901420 Monique Coquilla

    this is exactly what i wanted! maybe i should really take advantage of my schooling in drafting design…

    • jeffurry

      thats what i went to school for, not im a graphic designer…lol :-p

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