A few wallpapers to transform your desktop (19 HQ Photos)

  • willimo27

    Great movie

    • Stevo

      Great movie, Shit poster.

      • DrROBOTO

        hot fuzz was shit.Not funny at all

        • Dagoth Wit

          Only because you saw Shaun of the Dead first.

        • Foosbah

          agreed. it was bullshit.

    • Hich

      My favorite movie. The last 15 minutes are some of the most epic scenes you will ever see.

    • Dez

      Lol, not sure if this is the best spam ad to be posting on a wallpaper about the london riots/looters.

    • phlsfan

      so your boss said "how much for this 40 inch LED TV?" and you said "ummmm…how about $657?". Seems legit

      • Ryan

        Don't reply to the spammer just report him.

    • Tony

      What size of monitor does this fit???

  • 2nd

    haha 1st

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      haha, no.

    • Stevo

      Hahaha, your mother never loved you.

      • DaddyD

        And she has sex with goats.

    • Guesty

      ^this guy is my new favorite poster

      • Red

        hell, the stuff he posts is funnier and overall more entertaining than anything the chivers manage to.

  • Adam

    #18 o.O

    • Thor

      if this movie isnt in production, it should be.

      • Grimengine

        That would be awesome…It's from a Boss design contest for the MMORPG Rift

      • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

        "Coming this Summer….MOUNTAIN WARS! The daring tale of brave knights, beautiful women, and monsters made of stone!"

    • 340Swinger

      It kind of reminds of one of the bosses in "Shadow of the Colossus".

    • Dan

      It was an entry in a contest for a new world event boss for the mmorpg, RIFT.

    • eh.

      Starship Troopers?

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #8 Nothin better than a hot nerdy girl in glasses in HQ.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kalib.evink Kalib Evink


    • psadna1

      nyuh-huh…. TWO hot nerdy girls in glasses in HQ!!

      • Spank the Monkey

        or three

    • Polonuts


    • The Matador

      Meet Madden…Yes

  • Sploooge

    #10 Ministry of silly walks. I still love the original Monty Python

    • jakubwrobel

      Can't live without it honestly. One of the best shows of all time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Irishdork Kevin O'Connell

      Netflix has some, but they need more… So good.

    • StaticFX

      BEST EVERY!!! OMG!!!

      • StaticFX

        fail… BEST EVER… lol nice

    • Gern Blanston

      When I was a kid MofSW episode was the first time I saw my mom roll so hard I thought she was going to pass out. Have to go watch it on Youtube right this instant. Attaboy Chive!

  • gentleman07

    #1 Lol..

  • Hellequin_Bull

    #17, I'd drink that Coffey ANY day!

    • ROK247

      you guys should do an entire susan coffey post. she's got a lot out there to work with.

      • Richard

        they did a while back google it

        • ROK247

          yah i know it was a long time ago and theres lots of new stuff and maybe she will want to come in for a photo shoot and i would get to watch her dance around on the webcam and, and…oh god i hate my life.

          • laelow

            That would be really cool, Susan at the Chive Office in Venice, FTW !

  • Cristi_P

    #10 – Ministry of Silly Walks FTW

  • simon

    good !

  • Someone

    You guys need bigger screens at Chiv – these down fit nice on my 23" – but thanks anyway

    • theSnowman

      Yea, because everything on the internet should be made perfectly for you, dick. Either live with it the way it is and quit bitching, or get off "Chiv". Fuckin' Debbie Downer.

      • Guesty

        Easy sucker of Chive dick. He wasn't being as ass, and even thanked the site. Then you hardcore Chive fags look at it as a reason to jump his shit. Your reply was much more negative than his, yet he is "Debbie Downer". Chill the fuck out ya mental patient. And everyone that thumbed up him, the chive owners will not sleep with you, get off their dicks!

        • flippyflop

          dont sweat it man. hes prolly 12.

          • Guesty

            As are most, I'm sure

  • Bill57

    #3 Dark side of the helmet love the parody

  • sexualniner

    #8 i would eat a mile of her shit just to watch it come out.

    • A killer whale

      I think after eating a couple of hundred metres of shit your enthusiasm would waver.

      • Daith_Lee

        You give him too much credit…I'm betting on a teaspoon….but the real question is how desperate are you cause who really WANTS to eat $hit?

        • DWD

          It's just a saying, don't think it was meant to be taken literally. Similar to "I'd suck fart out her ass."

    • Jesse

      If they put one of these in every classroom, kids would break down the door to go to school.

    • holypoohpantsbatman

      on a side note I thought the expression actually went "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to sniff her ass". Meh.

      • DWD

        I thought it was "I'd eat a mile of her shit, just to see where it came from."

  • Dan

    #4 My new wallpaper. Awesome pic!

    • Luke

      clark little, awesome photographer – google him

  • gaz

    #12 after watching flags of our fathers and letters from iwo jima this statue has never had the same meaning

    • Herro!

      particularly since it's not a statue.

  • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

    #8 While hot…would be hotter if had freckles and red hair! :p

    • RobTalk


  • Rabbit

    #8 WOOOOOOO! find her chive…

    • Jorg

      “meet Madden”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37903314 Sam Ulrich

      her name is madden from the site meetmadden.com and she is always chiveworthy

      • TheBoris

        She is a non-nude model, but really hot.

        • FPOBA

          Why haven't you killed yourself yet!!!!!!

          Damn, you can't follow directions for shit.

          • TheBoris

            Be nice, mother fucker.

        • The Matador

          Try turning off safe-search, bro

  • DarkChochiman

    #6 Awesome wallpaper… is awesome

    • hMMMM

      has anyone played the Super Mario for Wii? Pretty sure I'm going out at lunch to buy it, was wondering how it was. Reviews seem good…

    • Guesty

      well yeah, it's in the name. "Awesome" wallpaper…

  • xDV8x

    It'sa me, Mario! #6 Gonna have to get out the ol' SNES

  • confused yet frisky

    #11 i have no idea what 11 was i just picked a random number and now will make a random comment.
    Wow look at that will ya???? that is truly spectacular. Find it and her or both…yeah right on.

    • confused yet frisky

      i failed.

  • Do0zer

    #8 Is amazing! #18 Is MIND BLOWING!

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #17 so nice if I could use that as desktop at work. silly over sensitive, over cautious people that such a thing is forbidden because someone might be offended. Sexual harassment is evil, I understand a "hostile workplace" is a real concern, but why did we have to go to such extremes? The women I know couldn't care less about what I have on my desktop as long as it's not shoved in their faces.

    • Sylvester_Jr

      Dude, you think too much.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        I have an active free associating mind. yeah, I'm a bit weird, but my dog likes me.

    • grrregg

      Yup, you got it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000915574939 Anthony Equila

    #9 Yes, yes I would.

  • Red3Gold

    #18 knight 1 Is about to LEeroy the hell out of that raid 😛

    • http://www.facebook.com/saiyanmarc Marc Trottier

      lol wORD…

  • Brian King

    #8 Beautiful, nuff said

  • EdWood

    Give that puppy the treat.
    Do it now !!!

    • Joe

      I don't think it can see it

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