Some of the most clever bus stop ads on the planet (28 Photos)

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeee


    • Dantheloser

      I find this funny, for some reason.

      • ISaidIt

        Your name says it all

        • Dantheloser

          Haha, it does, doesn't it…

  • hggg


    • timmmmyyy!!!


  • ryu

    #15 is evil

    • A BiPolar Guy

      You've never seen real evil.

    • dustin

      Kurt Cobain says "it's ok to eat fish cuz they don't have any feelings" So what's the problem?

  • confused


  • MonkeyMadness

    #3 Well, that's racist.

    • Frankee

      Who cares?

      • A BiPolar Guy

        No, it's funny. if we cannot laugh at ourselves and each other's differences and foibles, those differences matter too much, and *that* is racism.

        I'm white with two black kids, if that matters.

        • MonkeyMadness

          I agree with you. My original comment was intended with sarcasm. People need to lighten up, like Frankee.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          We'll catch the guy who knocked up your wife, don't worry. Chive got your back.

          • tralfaz


        • The Pict

          Wow, do you label everything or just the people in your life?

          • A BiPolar Guy

            I said that solely to establish my "creds" for having at least a second hand experience through my kids of what it's like to grow up black in america. It's just a simple description of one part of myself and my kids – not a "label" in any pejorative sense. Regardless they are not differences I invented and pretending they don't exist or are meaningless classifications is naive at best. Race matter very much in america and every place I know of. We do not make progress by ignoring reality.

    • TJ Logic

      I think its f***ing awesome!

      A black kid

  • gsfdg


  • didja

    #6 challenge accepted

    • Geaux Tigers

      I once saw an ad similar to this…but it read "if you can get it, you can keep it." testing the strength of the glass. A guy cut the bolts holding the whole assembly together, took it all….and they couldnt touch him.

      • bridgemaster

        no you didn't

        • SpaceCoyote

          These promotions offered a few thousand dollars if you could get it out. Most of the money in that is paper. Also the stipulation said you can't use power tools or other machinery or something along those lines. I believe it was in a Cracked article a while ago.

          • ThatGuy

            "Most of the money in that is paper"

            Is the rest in coins?

            • SenorWilson

              He meant paper filler. And I'm not sure how you don't know this by know, but US money is made out of cotton. I figured most people learned that by 3rd grade.

  • Pokepoke

    #14 is cool , but its not rly a busstop anymore is it

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Having trouble with your bus stop? No, no problem, why?

    • V4Vendetta14

      Why are your kids too good to play in a pile of broken glass?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #25 lets see how many jokes we can make with this one. i'll start:
    those are hard enough to cut glass

    • Doctwar

      The glass is also made of silicon

    • fnarr

      I guess you could say she…. broke the mould.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        New workout video – Boobs of Steel!

      • MonkeyMadness


        • fnarr


    • menashacorp

      Dat glass got BUSTED!

    • P90

      It must be cold there.

    • Groggy

      I'd like to take a crack at her

  • dashete

    #2 Kinda dick

    • Esto

      Only if you're fat

      • A BiPolar Guy

        not really.
        I predict a lot of women will stand who aren't fat.
        I predict it makes people hostile toward the company, rather than get customers.
        I predict I will make other predictions I pull out of my fat …

        • hMMMM

          having fatties stand should help, burn more calories that way.

    • Samantha Cayer

      Glad I only weigh 118 lbs or that would be no fun to sit at lol

      • Nani

        pics or it's a lie! :p

  • Hero_ofthe_Day

    Awesome stuff. I wonder how they did #17 and #20 though

    • Iz I smile

      God I hope your joking.

  • Busy Bee

    #3 Wow, I guess being politically correct isn't an issue were ever this is.

    • fnar fnar

      Methinks it's just a yoke.

      • Busy Bee

        I'm sure it is all in good fun, but it would probably be a politically incorrect ad in America

        • Guesty

          Busy Bee you need to get laid by some big black stud because you seem way to uptight……….

          I don't care if he is from Merica or some other country.

          Before you say it….I don't care if you are a gal or a guy.

          Have fun, quit being such a tight ass…..really, lighten up. Enjoy the hair!!

          • Busy Bee

            My comment was just whimsical, I think it's a clever ad actually

            • Guesty

              don't worry about me, i'm one of those angry fags.

  • teh dude

    lame that the 3 million dollars in the 3m security glass was in fact 500 +fake money…. and the guard next to it made sure you followed the "rules" and only attempted to break it with your feet.

    Shame, would have been lovely to catch some hoodrats going to town on it at 3 am with a security camera.

    • TJ Logic

      LMAO @ "Hoodrats at 3 am"….

    • Ryan

      3M is the company, not the amount of money moron.

  • Katerina Zoi Kepenekou

    #11 does it come with the music???

    • Katerina Zoi Kepenekou

      lol thought it was from psycho

  • Iam_Dave

    Very clever ad people out there. Bravo!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #2 can be a bit harsh no one wants others to know what tthey weigh

    • A BiPolar Guy

      how much do you weigh? what are you wearing? how old are you? where do you live? How much does Paul weigh?

    • Guest

      That's what fat fucks say.

      • Fat Fux

        I am sure you are fit as an ox sitting on the internet all day

  • ISaidIt

    #20 would have filled up in a day, outside my office.

  • gaz

    #4 unfortunately most of the bus stops near me look like this

    • gaz

      i typed #14

  • bus
  • Twattytwatwaffle

    Wonder what this type of marketing costs… Just curious, as transit is paid for by tax $$, I’m just wondering who allows my taxes to build bus shelters for consumerism….

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Shouldn't you be occupying Wall Street or a dumpster?

    • Boobman

      The corporations pay the bus system to do this. So, none of your tax dollars are really going to waist. Kind of the same way they use buses as rolling advertisements.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        To extend his point, these advertisements make it possible for transit to exist with less tax support, thus lowering the taxes you pay in theory. In reality, the tax money is shifted around to something wasteful anyway.

    • omyfuckinggodwhat

      It's called advertising, moron. Which planet are you from?

  • newscot

    Too bad most of these will be destroyed by assholes.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Challenge accepted

  • Shant1k

    #6 The whole street would be looking at you smacking that glass with an axe lol but why not?!

  • Fake

    #6. Nothing a welding torch can’t fix. Bet my life its not real money

  • echogeo

    Is that the late, great Peter Falk being used in an ad for homelessness?

  • Guesty

    #28…….great a bunch of homeless guys will be hogging the hammock. Next thing you know the street protestors will be down there screaming about equal rights and more hammocks for them…..

    • GuestyFucker

      Looks a lot better than that cardboard box youre presently in huh?

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