Sweaters are making a big comeback, dammit (30 Photos)

  • french fries


    • Randall Gallegos

      To let me suck your dick. Nom Nom Nom.

  • Suntrust

    Fuckin hipsters.

    • Obama 4 lyfe

      They are awful people.

    • Ezhammer

      my exact same thought

    • calling you out

      You were hating hipsters before it was cool.

    • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

      Fuckin over-using words you don't know the meaning of.

      • Steve

        I agree. People just throw out the word hipster whenever someone is wearing something or doing something that seems so bad they must be doing it on purpose. "Hipster" is the new "nerd." Meant to be derogatory, but the people who are called the term don't necessarily consider it condescending or don't care what you have to say.

    • bird

      Banks hate people w/o money

      • Guest

        As well they should.

      • Steve

        That's like saying restaurants hate people who order a free glass of water and take up an entire table for hours and leave without eating anything.

    • Randall Gallegos

      Fuck you we are awesome people.

    • hMMMM

      #17 not hipster, just geek.

  • guy

    I'd totally wear #11

    • mmmhmmm

      me too! it'd look great with my lenseless glasses and my polaroid camera and my unjustified sense of entitlement.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Please do. It makes you easier to pick off….er, out in a crowd.

      • hipstersruinedmybeer

        don't shoot em, it's a waste of a good bullet…just hit them repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper asking what the fuck is the matter with them…

        • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

          I find such a stench of irony from you calling people hipsters when your name complains about how they "ruined your beer."

          You were drinking it before everyone else, right?

          • brad

            maybe he's just from Wisconsin.

          • Evil Dung Beetle

            No, just before the hipsters. Back when bros were drinking it.

  • jrey81

    #30, #11 goddammmm hipsters, the last 3 years "ugly sweater" holiday parties became a big thing… and it's carrying into the rest of the year (facepalm)

    • Steve

      I'm pretty sure "ugly sweater" parties, or as we call them around here: tacky sweater parties, have been pretty popular for more than 3 years. I remember some of my friends going to them probably 10 or more years ago. Unless the midwest was way ahead of the curve in starting ironic holiday theme parties.

      • jrey81

        you're absolutely right, i'd see them sporadically, but the last three for my, fb events, evites, between 4 and 12 the last few winter holiday months… but you're right, def has been around.

    • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

      Basically what I'm reading: "Ugh god, I hate everything, ugh, people throwing parties? Ugh, why can't it be some other shitty themed party that I won't get invited to, ugh!"

      • jrey81

        try taking off the horn-rimed throwback frames, may read differently

  • Antihipstermovement

    All are crap hipster wank.
    Except #22

    • Randall Gallegos

      Thats my secret gay lover. ❤

      • Brian

        Does he know that?

    • MAX_POW

      that is the only one i would wear too, sure….In an emergency

    • ThornyDevil

      What is a hipster wank? Do you wear a colourful glove? You must know if you know what a crap one is.

  • Joe

    how about a NO for all of them?

  • Marco

    Am I 5th to comment? Wardo get back to work!

    • Marco

      nope… i'm 6th. that sucks

  • JHarris

    Still not as gay as Twilight.

  • Cpt. Obvious

    #30 Ugly christmas sweater party. Never heard of that one before.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Really? I hear the hipsters talk about them all the time, that is while I'm hunting them with my truck

      • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

        I hope you die fighting a fire.

        • jordan

          I hope you die because another brother fireman read this.

  • JHarris

    #17 Something tells me that this one is gonna die alone.

    • The_Dood

      Something tells me he is way too high to care.

    • Frank

      He is possibly the only one taking himself seriously in this post. You don't just dick around at the Science Fair.

    • obviousman

      He is your average chiver.

  • chicago

    #27 funny animated video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #2 Man, Vin Diesel has really gone downhill

    • fed

      that's because that's not him… unless it's a pre-stero…ehm, gym pic, but i highly doubt it

    • jul

      if Vin Diesel was gay , parallel universe

    • Ha.Ha.

      HOLY SHIT, SHANNON. This was a good comment…never thought I'd give gramps a thumb up…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Glad you approve mysterious stranger

    • http://twitter.com/jasonyormark @jasonyormark

      I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

    • Guesty

      it is obviosly all the pussy he will ever get

    • dan

      vin diesel meets jeremy piven

  • JHarris

    #15 It's Menorah Angorah!

  • Zedhere

    #4 And my pedophile van is parked right over there!

    • Ezhammer

      I've got candy…and puppies!!

    • Guesty

      made it! fucking finally…you just gotta give 'em the wink sometimes, nahmean?

      • Ha.Ha.

        this can't be Guesty. I imagine him as the angry wigger in the durag hanging out in the upstairs bedroom of mommy's house. Eminem posters, of course.

        • Guesty

          Yeah, and recycling "lives with mommy, gets on mommy computer", etc. jokes

      • Guesty

        stop stealing my name ya fuckin moron

  • Obama

    #29 is that a dude or chick? pretty sweet sweater though.

    • Randall Gallegos

      She is prettier than my gf. I got mine from a dumpster.

  • stolen_art

    Christ, it's like someone ate my childhood and wiped their ass with wool.

  • Lisa

    Chive Bob…why didn't you slip at least one hot girl in here? Sweater pills are much easier to swallow if there's some thing nice filling them out. 😉

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I wouldn't want to be found dead in one of those, also I'm not going comment on this.

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

      The irony is tthat many wouldn't mind "how" you are found dead; so much that your "are" found dead.

      • Their is you're mom

        You just took "you're" to a whole new level.

        • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

          Ya, I really fucked that one up. Apparently my new tradition of breakfast whiskey not only gives me a mean streak, but also issues regarding grammar and/or typing.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

            too f'in funny

    • Guesty

      you just did bitch and as usual you aren't funny

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Aw c'mon, YOU fell for that bait? Too easy.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Stan_Dalone

          The only bait here is you. it's not wonder you're a troll you stink and you're ugly no one wants you except in the morgue

          • FuckoffStan

            "You stink and youre ugly"????

            Wow dude what are you? 12?

            Fucking hypocrite

  • Bryan T

    Chive now that you posted those sweaters, to make it up to us, PLEASE PLEASE post Sweater Puppies (and I dont mean cute adorable 4 legged furry puppies wearing sweaters either 🙂 )

    • chivettes4puppies!

      or actually post cute adorable 4 legged furry puppies in sweaters…

  • Tom

    #2 seem like the only appropriate pose

  • B dub

    no they're not! : )~

  • indifference

    They're all shit. I wouldn't wear any of them.

    • Steve

      Pretty sure you missed the point of the post. They're sweaters that most "normal" people would never wear. Your comment is the equivalent of there being a picture of dog poop and commenting that you wouldn't eat it.

      • indifference

        Pretty sure I was just saying my opinion on the sweaters, not the post. Nub.

  • BulletproofMonk

    "How bout no! you crazy dutch bastard!"

  • lnthai

    #5 please don't come near me with that

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      I would poke them away with a 10 feet pole THEN warn them to not approach me…

    • Guesty

      the guy on the left is really handsome

    • newscot

      The guy on the right is Wil Wheaton.

  • Drew_BfloTrace

    No they are not

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