Happy Thanksgiving!!! (20 Photos)

From all of us here, let me just say that we are thankful to have the best damn fans on the planet. We wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving and hope you have safe travels to wherever your family is forcing you to visit.

TheCHIVE will be shut down for the holiday for the most part (although I hear rumblings that John may roll out a special HQ DAR tomorrow) but will be back stronger than ever this Monday. If you need to get our attention the most likely place to look will be face down in a dark alley somewhere with a death grip on the last scraps of an overcooked turkey. We're competitive like that.

Chive On!

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  • Ian

    Fuck turkey

    • Chuck

      Fuck YOU, Turkey is delicious

  • Dan E

    Go Lions!

    • Wilkes

      Nope.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

        Like John Goodman on Thanksgiving, Packers are running the Table.

    • 4QCONDITIONING

      Go Pack!

      • Crazy

        Fuck the ass Packers! Lions are sending them home cryin'!

    • 100CupsOfCoffee

      Hell yeah!

    • MylesofStyles

      Go Bloomfield Cricket & Athletic Club!

    • Jordan

      Fuck the BC Lions, Winnipeg Blue Bombers FTW!

  • James

    #19 these actually make me feel bad!

    • RUN!!!

      #5 the next balloon in the parade was a huge Jerry Sandusky

  • PdxChiver

    Great now I'm fucking hungry at 2 a.m.

  • VanIsleChiver

    Happy thanksgiving to our American friends

    • etcrr

      thank you, appreciate that gesture, have a great day

    • fed

      i concur! have some turkey for us that can't have some 🙂

      • BloodScrubber

        Thanksgiving wishes to you and yours from an Ohio chiver as well. 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

      Thanks! Back atcha!

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Chicago says HAPPY THANKSGIVING! It truly is the best of holidays.

      • An Average Chiver

        eat my cock

        • Monk

          Turkey not Rooster on Thanksgiving Day.

          • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

            Apparently we have to explain it to them now.

            • fed

              no, but thanks! funny one… 🙂

    • Alex

      Happy Thanksgiving from Japan. The shopping season starts in 4…3…2…

  • Mashed potato

    I fucking love mashed potato, I want to buried in a coffin filled with mashed potato

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=628686581 Kristi Farley-Cota

      and gravy mmm

    • 'Merican

      Only if it was made from Sweet Potatoes

    • lonin

      You keep the mashed potato, I'll take the stuffing. I think I could make a meal out of just stuffing…if there was ever enough left over to call a meal.

      • Cletus

        cant we all agree?- mash potato, gravy and stuff are the best parts of thanksgiving dinner.

  • yours

    First

  • yours

    Frist

  • yours

    Frost

  • yours

    Fast

  • yours

    penis

  • ssj drittz

    Bro its 530 est fuck posting thanksgiving pics get some rest so you can properly nom later

  • The Bandit

    #16 ….they look very yummy…but I'm afraid the stuffing might be a bit chewy…with all that silicone inside…

    • Chuck

      Wow so funny… *crickets*

      • VanIsleChiver

        ….banjos too

        • +_-=-

          ….everything but an actual laugh.

          • learn a lesson

            and if course all the replyers are trolls. go figure

    • IBgenius

      I'd like to stuff her turkeys and then cover her with my gravy

  • Tint

    #11 Love it

  • Chuck

    Turkey and football, Thanksgiving is awesome!

    • ROK247

      eat too much, get drunk and watch the packers roll yet another victim – how much better can a day get?

    • SOD

      YOU MEAN SOCCER BRO

    • Banksy

      stuffing your fat asses and watching a bunch of fat men in spandex tackle and pile up on each other. typical american faggot.

      • bob lee Swagger

        Typical English bitch remark. I understand you're still mad that we kicked your asses in the war and made you stay on that cold, shitty island called England with all of your bucktoothed women, with only a soccer ball to kick around. Hell, I'd be mad to if I was a shitty Englishman.

        • Banksy

          not english you dumb fuck.

  • Scumbag77

    #18 …. soon

  • etcrr

    #6 looks awesome I can hardly wait for dinner. Happy ThanksGiving to All

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      I concur!

  • etcrr

    I am especially thankful to the men and women in the US armed forces and Coast Guard for their service Have a great day

    • +_-=-

      No you're not. You just wanted the thumbs up for your rating, Stan.

      • Sleep Salone

        Fuck off, Stan.

    • ZachBob

      The Coast Guard is technically a part of the US Armed Forces.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #18
    Soon you will be mine!

    Happy thanksgiving all!

  • Fuck The Man!

    I get to sleep all day. I have to be at work at midnight because of Black Friday. THANKS RETAIL!!! Happy Turkey Day Chivers. Trying to keep calm.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      We SHALL carry on!

    • An Average Chiver

      suck my dick. that should keep everyone calm.

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Get a better job, box-boy. Unil then shut up and make sure the LCDs are stocked up so you can enjoy your $6.50/hour

      • Screwhead317

        Like you know this persons story? By the way people that use the word swagger are fags. Just saying!

      • Greater than 6.50

        $7.25 is the US minimum wage

  • 2cool4u

    If we are “the best damn fans on the planet”, why don’t print up some more shirts so they don’t sell out in five seconds?

  • ChaseTheWalker

    #8 Why post a picture so fricken small with writing that can't even be read with the Hubble??

    • passwordistaco

      blind motherfucker (Get More Wallets Chive!)

      • ChaseTheWalker

        I can read most of it there ya genius. I'm referring to the writing in the upper right corner motherfucker!

        • Dr. Al Koholic

          try the magnifying glass, it might help

    • passwordistaco

      "Your table decorations are an invitation to pleasant eating. Our table is all set for Thanksgiving." so much for the Hubble.

    • Orcslayer

      just hit ctrl and + a few times….

  • Mikeg01sf

    Lets go niners

  • Cruzer117

    #7 funny but true! No turkey bones for dogs !!!

    • Dog Owner

      cute and well done, but dog's are carnivores not vegans or vegetarians

      • Jimmy C

        Come on Cesar, it's a joke.

      • Cat Owner

        What Jimmy said, and also dogs are not carnivores they are omnivores.

    • newscot

      No turkey bones for Grandma either.

  • Dunderfart

    Meh, I don't get Thanksgiving. Then again, not American.

    • etcrr

      let me put it in a wat you might understand, We celebrate a day of thanks, for the original reason of a good fortune of the years harvest. Now we celebrate it for the good fortune to have a job for some it is their health and happiness, others because they survived a tragedy, others for a new-born child and everyone is healthy. for some Freedom of speech Freedom of oppression
      I am sure you have things to be thankful for as well, a job the food on the table, the internet? Family and Friends? Your health and happiness? So on this day be thankful for whatever you have that you should be thankful for

      • Leonel_LyL

        I doubt you Yanks are ever thankful for anything, you think you deserve everything.

        • +_-=-

          *insert hostile retort proving your point*

        • Will

          I'm thankful I'm not a Frog

        • ImpressMe

          Happy Thanksgiving, Leonel….. you don't know all of us….or what we think…..alot of us are really nice people….and we are thankful for the place we live…our families…our friends…and our freedoms. Chive on…

          • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

            Way too many ….

        • Frenchy

          Go fuck yourself, Pierre, and BE thankful you're finally getting some action!

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