From all of us here, let me just say that we are thankful to have the best damn fans on the planet. We wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving and hope you have safe travels to wherever your family is forcing you to visit.
TheCHIVE will be shut down for the holiday for the most part (although I hear rumblings that John may roll out a special HQ DAR tomorrow) but will be back stronger than ever this Monday. If you need to get our attention the most likely place to look will be face down in a dark alley somewhere with a death grip on the last scraps of an overcooked turkey. We're competitive like that.