• Anonymous

    1st, where are my shirts… You got paid now I want mine!

  • Anonymous

    Epic win

  • Scott

    That was 4 years ago. It won the Pontiac game changing performance of the year. Millsaps and trinity are d 3 schools vfron Mississippi and tx respectively.

    • Lulzypop

      Handegg, or "Gridiron Football" (AKA Rugby for faggots) is a sport activity only played by Americans because of cultural OBLIGATION having invented it, no choice. Since Americunts are fat (need a break every 5 seconds), stupid (need to be told what to do in every play), and unskilled (notoriously bad using their foot hence can only manage the easier task of using hands) Handegg was tailored for them. With its use of tights, body armor, under eye make up, fanny pack and helmet (and the QB Snap routine where he mounts his mans "A" hole) it is the primary recruiting technique for young new homosexuals, as it is a required part of most young men's high school education. To Americunts, the game the rest of the world calls "football" is to them called "soccer". This makes no sense, as football is clearly played with feet, and yet their bastardization of a real man's sport seems to involve no kicking whatsoever. This particular misnomer only serves to further the entirely accurate allegation that the Americunt IQ is even smaller than your micropenis.

      • Dick Naylor

        Weird, another English cunt feels the need to get up on his soap-box and preach to everyone why he is better. Inferiority Complex? Your country is almost as big as Illinois and the people that fill it are smug. Your "Football" is so fucking boring that you all hold up scarves and sing fruity little songs to the pass time. Fuck The Queen.

        • Lulzypop

          I'm American. u mad?

          • Shnapper

            Don't you mean (according to your own post) you are a fat, stupid, unskilled Americunt?

            • Lulzypop

              Yep. What can I say? I know my own kind pretty well.

              • FLUMPYflumperton

                Pretty sure I can run around in a professional soccer game for about ten minutes before it was discovered I wasn't actually a player, as long as I had a uniform on.

                It would take about 1.5 seconds to be discovered in an NFL game. If you think soccer is a man's sport, try watching "rugby for faggots" on the sideline of a professional game. There are 260+ lb giants that can run faster than 95% of your "manly" 170 lb pro soccer players.

      • Soccer(for the poor)

        You're an idiot. From the US, you are welcome for all you have!

      • strychnine

        it's funny cause it's true! B)

        dumbass 'mericans

      • DeBoh

        You mad bro?

      • Harmonica

        i'm german and i play american football myself and you have clearly not played football once in your life

    • Stop being pointless

      Ur a buz kill…. Perfectionist such as you should be forced into traffic.

      Moral of the story… "Relax, nobody gives a fuck"

    • Wes

      I was at the game standing at the end zone when he ran in…..totally tuined homecoming – cheerleaders were crying. They didnt show it in the video & you can't hear it but in the middle of the play, someone from the Millsaps stands (losing team) started shooting off the fireworks & half the team gave up on the play.

  • thebluebull

    Somebody punch that announcer in the face….Jesus Christ it’s only high school football no need to have a seizure dude…

    • Sweet D

      actually it's college buddy…but yea it's no D1

    • Anonymous

      Also, these teams have a bitter rivalry and every time they play it has playoff implications, they usually finish the year 1 and 2 in their conference

    • http://twitter.com/Adakovskis @Adakovskis

      If you are passionate about something, then better do it good!

    • mel

      it's a college. d3

  • Steve

    I can't tell…did the Tigers win?

    • beat rice

      THE TIGERS WIN OH MY FOOTBALL GREATEST PLAY IN TIGERS WON THE MIRACULOUS OH MY TIGERS WIN OH!!!!!

  • bubble_breaker

    Looked like the ball bounced off the turf at :58.

    • steven

      it does bounce of the turf but after the ball passes the line of scrimmage it would be ruled a fumble not a pass, so its still playable

      • MC Hammer

        Line of scrimmage is irrelevant — if it goes backwards anywhere on the field, it's a fumble i.e., live ball. If it had gone forward, it would have been dead because it was a forward pass beyond the line of scrimmage (and for good measure, because it wasn't caught before touching the ground).

      • Marvin

        stick to soccer steven

    • Melanie

      Its not a fwd pass. He could’ve rolled it had he wanted to

    • patrick

      The ball be bounced off the turf, as long as it was tossed 'backwards' from the direction the team is going. cool play!

    • murph

      Bubble breaker brings up a good point that in pro football if the ball touches the turf with no time left the play is dead. I don't think the same rules apply for D3 football though

    • JDub

      it did. cut its a live ball because it was a lateral pass

  • thehawkreturns

    "lateral'? "One of the most miraculous plays in all of college football"? We call it 'passing". And if you like sport with more action than "gridiron" try rugby and soccer.

    • The Dude

      Soccer? Really? Rugby, sure, that might be more interesting, but to tell the truth i've never watched a full game of it so i won't argue for or against it, but there's no way in hell soccer has more action than football, it's just so slow and tedious in my opinion…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

        game of finesse and skill, foot coordination is difficult. they're are moments of clarity where soccer is action packed. but for the most part, it's a game of chess centered around the middle of the field looking for an opportunity. would never say it has more action than football, but football stops ever 4 seconds, soccer is continuous..of course it's gonna have it's slower moments.

        • The Truf

          Foot Coordination so difficult that my 4 year old can do it. Baseball is a game of coordination and skill. Soccer is cross-country running for fags who like balls.

          • DayMan

            Lawl, poor son…it must be tough growing up in a poor white trash neighborhood for him. Good thing his father spends time on Chive instead of at work.

        • black27696

          It's more a game of figuring out when to pretend you're hurt.

        • SomePeopleAreIdiots

          That's a hell of a lot of justification for watching a bunch of folks jog back and forth for 90 minutes for a scintillating one-nil score. 🙂

      • Luke the Duke

        Yeah, if those guys played rugby they'd be running lines for sloppy ass passes.

    • Dude

      We call it 'lateral' in football and we call you 'pansies'.

      • Simon

        Rugby players don't have to wear all this headgear and protection. Only 'pansies' do.

        • http://twitter.com/IceLegatus @IceLegatus

          And you don't have three hundred pound men trying to crush you. There is a reason football players wear padding. They are a hell of a lot bigger than most rugby players. While rugby is a lot dirtier in terms of some of the stuff people do, the hitting in football is much harder.

          • gwhit

            so so so so so untrue.

            • Dan

              It's very true. Football is a collision sport, while rugby isn't. If rugby players utilized tacking the same way defensive linemen do players wouldn't survive a single season. I mean, football players are still getting constantly injured even with all their pads. What did you think, that playing rugby over football magically gives you stronger bones? Really?

              • TmAC

                That's like the argument that wearing boxing gloves protects against injuries more than bear fists – not only is it untrue, but totally pointless.

    • Dan

      He was just imitating the announcer from the Stanford/Cal play, Jesus.

      • Jesse

        american football is like an massive advertisement with some sport. There is something like 15 mins of actual playtime.

        • Jackson

          Its 4- 15 minute quarters of time.. but ok

          • Jacksonisstupid

            Stop being stupid as you do you realize that all 60 mins of a football is actually full action. Think about, notice how the play clock pretty much always winds down to around 3 seconds during football? That means there is no action during that 30 or so seconds thus meaning there is only 15 minutes of TRUE game time in a game.

            • Fox

              The play clock only runs down that far in the late part of a close games when teams are trying to run out the clock. Besides that there is a much faster tempo. Also you all do realize there are things happening in between plays right? Like setting up formations, audibles, motion. Just because a player is dribbling a soccer ball or stalling with it while the team gets into place doesn't really make it all that more impressive.

    • Ricky Criddler

      ah yes soccer…so much action in that 1-0 flop fest.

  • igontxo

    Chive, you think this is crazy?? Google "rugby", you'll be amazed!

    • bwaggger

      I play/ed both mate. Football in college, started playing rugby in the Air Force, then Hong Kong, now play in NZ. Football takes the cake. Harder hits, bigger, faster, stronger athletes. Rugby players are more endurance based and rugby is a tougher game physically because of it, but its still not as intense as football. Nothing in the world is like walking through the tunnel and storming the field for a football game.

      Respect to both, but nothing beats American football. And European football…lost patience for it when the "dive" became a regular appearance. Soccer fans, esp in UK, are rough SOBs, but the players are still homos for faking injuries. Rugby and football players would be booed off the field if they ever tried that.

    • Rupzzz

      Took the words right out of my mouth mate. The commentator needs to get a grip!!

  • Wes

    Ya I ordered a shirt successfully and I still havnt for it…

  • notthisguyagain

    That’s a team full of tebows…meaning none of them can make a forward pass.

    • The J

      And yet somehow win.

  • RyLo

    And….. Boom went the Laterally passed Dynamite

  • jorge

    Check out Pearland trick play in the 2010 State Championship game .

  • Brad

    I remember seeing that a few years ago, but I think it was from a different angle — like the more sidelined.

  • O'Doyle's cousin

    thehawkreturns is trying to pump up soccer, saying it has more action than football. At least it only took a minute to put at least some points on the board, not 90 minutes. Games that are allowed to end in 0-0 draws don’t count as sports. O’Doyle Rules!!

    • FanofAllSports

      I'm sorry. You had 8 commercial breaks in between your sentences, just like football bewteen plays.

    • ThatGuyInMexico

      You spend more time standing around waiting than actually playing the game. "Football" is not a sport. Try busting your ass non-stop for 90 minutes. That's a sport.

      • tweioucan

        Soccer is a marathon where football is 90 small car wrecks, to each their own

  • Boom

    And boom goes the dynamite…

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    why do they call it an xbox 360? because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jerry.irvine Jerry Irvine

      You do realize doing a 360 means turning around in a circle, right? People constantly screw that up. Now, if it was an Xbox 180, you'd have something.

      • RollyPalma

        Damn, you beat me to it.

        • The_Dood

          Too bad, you were almost the first person to get trolled by this comment!

      • Nick

        Yes, and Keith Ledger was the worst Batman.

    • Bob

      Go stuff a bird in another bird and quit bugging us.

    • Fox

      Fail!

    • Rafael

      u american, right?

      bwuauahauhaa

  • tizsm

    that was crazy. think there were a couple of forward passes in there though. and surprising that there is not a single flag, even for holding.

  • Knock-on

    thank you, i was just about to say…

    • float

      I googled "rugby" and all it showed was a bunch of naked dudes sucking cock and pounding eachothers ass?

      • strychnine

        Handegg, or "Gridiron Football" (AKA Rugby for faggots) is a sport activity only played by Americans because of cultural OBLIGATION having invented it, no choice. Since Americunts are fat (need a break every 5 seconds), stupid (need to be told what to do in every play), and unskilled (notoriously bad using their foot hence can only manage the easier task of using hands) Handegg was tailored for them. With its use of tights, body armor, under eye make up, fanny pack and helmet (and the QB Snap routine where he mounts his mans "A" hole) it is the primary recruiting technique for young new homosexuals, as it is a required part of most young men's high school education. To Americunts, the game the rest of the world calls "football" is to them called "soccer". This makes no sense, as football is clearly played with feet, and yet their bastardization of a real man's sport seems to involve no kicking whatsoever. This particular misnomer only serves to further the entirely accurate allegation that the Americunt IQ is even smaller than your micropenis.

        • DeBoh

          Must be mad bro you posted this twice….

          • Lulzypop

            Not me. Must've copied and pasted it from me. I approve.

        • Scotty

          Any girl I know is gonna tell you that hand skill is a lot more important than foot skill.

          • elvis

            winner

        • bwaggger

          You must be a pom. Haters gonna hate.

  • Rufio07

    As a rugby player. this is funny as hell to watch. hospital passes…. EVERYWHERE!

    • StopIt

      Love all these Rugby bro's comin out of the woodwork…….Rugby is a pretty decent sport…..but the dudes that play it could never cut it at a sport that requires actual SKILL like football. Get off your high horses you freakin losers and stop HATIN.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jon.russell.186 Jon Russell

        Brilliant, actual skill like football. Love it, because football is a game of skill because you need to know how to run and catch a ball and for one person – throw a ball (not sure if that was sarcastic enough).

  • ice man

    football sucks. no argument could ever convince me otherwise.

    • guestyguest

      what about the argument that you're queer?

      • DeBoh

        that is a good argument

      • bananah

        what about the argument that you're a douchebag?

    • WOW

      YOU SUCK! no argument could ever convince me otherwise.

      There fixed it for you.

  • Active_hunter

    The biggest game of Hot Potato ever. Rugby rules…..

  • Slick_Nick

    We can be sure of one thing!!!! It was definitely a lateral

  • razor

    The Annexation of Puerto Rico

  • CoRo

    amazing how football players freak out for a few laterals. Rugby players would call it normal except for all the extra pads and blocking.

    • FLUMPYflumperton

      Maybe because it's a different sport. A lateral is a live ball, therefore higher chance of turnover to the defense. Over 80% of the time the team that gets the most turnovers wins the football game.

      Also anyone that says rugby is more intense than football has obviously never played football. Having pads on may have the illusion of safety, but in reality it just allows for much more vicious hits. They say one game as an NFL runningback takes an equivalent tole on your body as running into a barn door full speed 300 times.

  • aaaa

    this is shopped.

    i've seen a few shop's in my day

    • Haters..

      Yeah, i don't believe espn would put shops on their broadcast.. Oh or a "shop" would get Pontiac's Game Changing Performance..

      • aaaa

        you're an idiot…

        • Dolphhonkey

          I got it and it was hilarious. A +1 and a well-played to you sir.

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