• pete

    I have been ogre-level bitchsmacked by truth

    • bm imp

      *butt manned

    • elliott

      super old

      • dedubs

        well I (and I'm sure others) have never seen it before. So fuck you.

    • rip off

      these are all from….every fucking one of these

  • Erica

    Love it.

  • Shar11

    alll soooo true

    • trollerface.jpg

      suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper old … circa 2005.

      • Shar11

        I actually Checked that website out yesterday….i liked it…one one my new site to waist time with. after the chive……

  • jack

    so true

  • myself

    Really bored one night and I searched Youtube for folding fitted sheets and there are actually a lot more tutorials than I expected. Far too complicated, but damn does it come out looking like a regular sheet that was folded.

    • Katie

      My mom taught we how

      • Chr1s

        She taught me a lot of things on that sheet as well.

        • Katie

          Sucks bro

          • Chr1s

            Oh, I see you were taking notes. She did that very well.

            • Katie

              That made me laugh lol

    • dochandy

      martha stewart taught me how. no joke, that woman is the shit.

    • Dustin

      Put the corners of one side inside the corners of the other side (C in A, D in B)
      Fold the rounded sides in just enough to make the sides straight (about 6")
      Fold like a normal sheet

  • Catatafish

    what happened to food porn?

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I think I'm gonna put a "tap light" in my freezer.

    • TitoRigatoni

      My freezer has a light. Am I the only one?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        probably not…I never had one though, but I buy cheap fridges.

  • just_some_guy

    #2 Point number 1–that's why you set Firefox automatically to clear history and never save cookies.

    • Mike_reddit

      This is an old ass post, who the hell uses Mapquest? Probably didn't have Firefox back then!

    • Final

      Honestly you need something to clean windows indexing services and files, Then block it. That's the only way to really *try* to prevent someone from seeing everything you have ever searched for.
      Also if you have not done this prior to doing anything on a clean system with a fresh hard drive then its still find able by a normal user.

  • Zedhere

    Cell phone cameras help me remember where I parked.

  • Heres_Johnny30

    I hear number 11 knocking at my door. To make matters worse my boss is on vacation

    • dkptig

      i have a standing appointment at 2:00pm everyday but sometimes it will show up very early.

  • Sturve


    I'm half deaf so you have no idea how true this is for me. I really fucking need to learn how to read lips

    • Underbaker

      I'm with you man, it really sucks to ask people to repeat themselves and then they get angry at you for not hearing.

    • Waa Thephuck

      I ear what you're saying!

  • Mad Hittman

    24 – Too many people do unfortunately…

  • Spanish

    Pretty much everything on here is true! my god!

  • Ricky

    Well said!

  • Pete

    Demitri Martin kinda jokes – i like it

  • kodakkid

    far to much truth to be handled in a single dose back to the humps.

  • IShldBWorking


  • Trusz

    I think I just peed my pants and laughed about it!

  • Jared

    if you want to see more awesomeness like this go to by Aaron Karo a very funny guy!

    • Sober

      Yeah, I was going to say that this list was blatantly stolen from You were nicer about it so I'm glad you commented first. 🙂

  • Bon_nie

    'nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong'

    I wouldn't know, it's never happened to me. Oh wait……..shit it does suck!

  • Regina Guy

    i'm really dissapointed in my self for reading that. I should know better. FML

  • Pete_Rock

    <img src="; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • insert name here

      and with the post, The Chive and Reddit officially became one.

  • Jim


  • ChiveApprentice

    Funny thing is, some schools aren't even teaching cursive anymore. Kids are learning how to sign their name and thats pretty much it.

    • Stick

      Fine by me if they use that time for something more productive.
      Cursive looks like shit, even when it's done right, sometimes more so. Even the worst printer, I can make out what they're trying to say.

      • The_Dood

        I've seen some illegible printing (but very rarely). I couldn't imagine how illegible it would be in cursive…

      • Frank

        I always used cursive to take notes in college. I could write so much faster in cursive than print, it was usually 85% readable to my eye a week later, and no one ever bugged me for a copy of my notes because no one else could even begin to read them.

        Moral of the story: Like most things in life, there is a proper time and a place.

        Oh yeah, and my signature has been turned to dog sh*t ever since the invention of the digital sign box at self check outs.

    • Katie

      I had this conversation with a coworker today, he said his son was not taught cursive. I learned it in school but NEVER use it, only to sign my name.

    • Dan

      I applied for a gas drilling job in Britain, and they required a page long cursive writing sample on why I was qualified. I wrote it, but it looked like it was done by a five year old. That was 15 years ago, and the last time I ever wrote cursive, other than my signature.

    • cows250

      I for one like cursive, it is and always has been much better than my printing. The USP guys can even read my name. Anyone with a doctorate, however, should be required to type everything they want to write.

      • Smitty

        Meh. I use it daily at work. have to or I'll get behind. What I want to know what retarded monkey on crack designed the script style for Q and Z?

  • ImpressMe

    I would add that at least once a week you will stop and wonder what the hell you came into this room for…

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