Friday Dopamine Dump (37 happy photos)

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  • Trav

    #1 Yeah, buddy! Royal crotch grab ftw!

    • figleaf

      Her own hand, though. No?
      The fella in red is wearing white gloves.
      She DOES seem to touch "herself" quite a bit, though, in this pic – top and bottom.

      • MonkeyMadness

        She's gotta touch herself because prince William is a little light in the loafers just like queer.. I mean dear old dad.

      • anon

        looks like pregnancy cuddle

      • northerner

        Yep, you called it correctly. That's her hand. He's wearing gloves. Look again.

    • Mr. H

      "imma finger you a bit, that ok?"

    • Danno

      Soon, you will feel me about here…

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Yeah!! shes hot

    • Bon_nie

      Don't worry, it's an official drill move – we all learn it at basic training!

    • Mikey

      Thats a great photo lol

  • Trav

    And #8 is more awesome than words could ever describe…

    • jonboy

      Really?

      Looks more like when Nerds and Douchebags collide.

      • Trav

        Be careful. Doc Brown will go back in time and Falcon Punch your preggers mama for a comment like that!

    • travis

      This car gets egged a lot

    • Tron

      Nice to see that they put Mr. Fusion on top.

    • Martin_McFly

      It's the only way to travel…

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #1 "NO Captain Crunch!! I'm married!!!"

    • CatfishJohn

      Nice snatch, your Vag-esty.

    • Microafro1979

      After hanging out with Crocodile Dundee, Captain Crunch learned to always check for Crunch Berries…

    • Reginaguy

      captain crunch has a blue suit…. nice try though ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Biggus Diccus

      It's Captain Crotch, and he's hungry.

  • The Truth

    #6 What heaven looks like

    • jonboy

      More like hell. There's not a single good beer in that entire fridge.

      • MattyP

        There's some Guinness in door. Be careful before stereotyping the whole fridge.

        • MikeD

          Forget the Guiness, there is a Beamish right next to it

    • Dancing Can

      Looks like my college apartment fridge back in the day.

    • bobby

      that is a lot…of shitty beer.

      • i8idiots

        i guess you tasted them all?
        you must be another canned-piss drinker ( by piss i mean coors light and such )

    • Frank

      It never fails. You see a picture of beer on here and every hipster comes out of the woodwork talking about how shitty that beer is and that they only prefer "insert foreign beer" from "who gives a shit." Its not red wine. Just drink the piss water and shut up about it.

      • mike

        Hipsters only drink PBR.

        • c-c-c-cool

          hipsters hate PBR. too many hipsters drank PBR, so it was too mainstream

      • mittens

        Sorry, but there is a lot of shitty "beer" in that picture. I won't lie, I drink some of them, but they are still shitty.

      • MAMCUBS

        The best beer is made here right in the states. Foreign beer? There are very few foreign breweries that rival the likes of Founder's, Russian River, Stone, Bell's, Cigar City, Three Floyds, etc…

        Red wine? Research has even shown in blind tastings that so-called "experts" sometimes pick cheap-ass wine as the more "prestigious" choice.

        • glenn

          I feel like just listed the first top breweries on listed on beeradvocate .. which might be a bit biased…

          though i'm pretty sure these are pretty awesome breweries, i'm pretty sure many foreign breweries can compete. The sad thing is that those who now are screaming 'shitty beer' would probably choose a good old budweiser ( ironic) over those breweries you listed.

          • MAMCUBS

            Hell yeah man! Delirium, Mikkeller, Cantillon, etc. make phenomenal fucking beer. When people say 'import' it just makes me think they're speaking of Pale Lagers from other countries.

        • Frank

          I fully agree with you. I was just trying to make a point. Red wine seemed like an easy comparison. For the most part the best everything is made here in the states. Unfortunately, its twice as expensive as all the shit that gets made by 5 year old Chinese kids.

          • Amigo

            I'm from Canada, I was in Texas recently and I must have drank 14 lone star king cans and I couldn't get drunk for the life of me…..

            There is some shitty beer there, but beer is good, and I love that fridge, and will someday have a fridge like that.

            • Logicyup

              Think that says less about the beer and more about you drinking too much. If you actually struggle to get drunk, you might wanna back it on down for awhile.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Well, that covers Saturday.

    • Anomanom

      Hey look its Misato's fridge.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #6
    Is that heaven?

    • jonboy

      Since you posted the same thing as the guy above, I'll make the same comment here too:

      More like hell. There's not a single good beer in that entire fridge.

      • blac

        Nobody likes a beer snob.

    • Underbaker
      • Fun_with_Numbrs

        haha. thx

    • Chuck Norris

      not heaven simply gods refridgerator

  • Underbaker

    #35 Would be much more fun to do it for real.

    • Ian

      I honestly didn't even see the shadow until just now…

      • IndyMN

        And I didn't see it until you said it. Thanks!

      • lookonguysshirt

        That shadow is nasty

      • Mr Indeed

        I saw the shadow the first time this was posted on The Chive.

    • FolleRousse

      I saw the shadow on the shadow on the shirt first. Thought it was a poop joke

    • HoosierTrav

      He's such a pimp. Even his shadow gets pussy!

  • The Truth

    #2 First thing I would do if I win that $540 million Mega Millions

    • The Truth

      #12 Whoops. That would be this picture. Talk about EPIC FAIL!!! LOL

      • Katie

        But your epic fail made me laugh so I'm glad you did it! lol

      • dustin_b3

        I was so confused and tried to figure out what you could mean before I read the replies! hahahaha

    • Brian

      Freudian slip, perhaps?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Hahahahahaha!! That's too frickin funny! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • panama99

      You do or buy Doogie Howsier…..

      Fantastic!!!!!

    • JDB85

      Awesome epic fail is awesome. LOL

    • yeah

      I was thinking "hmmm, ok… to each their own I guess..not that there's anything wrong with that"

  • mojo77

    #11What has ben seen, cannot be un-seen!

    • mojo77

      been*

      • Not mojo77

        What has Ben seen? Cannot be unseen!*

    • bdg

      Titties are tittes!

    • Kevin

      Those eyes will never see the same again

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #15
    Fine as hell.

    • Dylan

      Danica Thrall

    • FLRJ

      Damn right. Find her.

    • Connor Macmanus

      Danica Thrall

      <img src="http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j450/SemiConsious/Models/Danica%20Thrall/Danica-Thrall-2-1.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="danica thrall Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

      • KCCO

        does she do full nude or only topless?

        • Eric Cartman

          only topless… great fake rack tho

          • Plastic

            No such thing… its like bigfoot, urban legend

    • biatch

      I'm pretty sure that is Rachel Stevens from S club 7

    • Ryan

      I really want to play with her

    • VanIsleChiver

      Just for the smile itself!

    • pleasuringbabes

      Hell yeah! She is hot!

  • Underbaker

    #32 Maybe I should start watching Fox Business Report more often?

    • mojo77

      words,numbers,words,numbers,Bewbs,numbers,words,..hey wait!

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Her inflation brings our economy up.

      • EnragedGonad

        Brings my economy up.

    • Anon

      What's the story here? Shopped?

      • The_Dood

        Yeah I was kinda wondering that too. I want to know the context but I'm much too lazy to look it up myself. Anyone?

        • Underbaker

          Tried to do a reverse image look up to get to the source, but this pic is on every funny pic site on the internet, even TinEye came up with 7 pages of stuff, my laziness factor kicked in on about page 2.

      • MadMax

        No story. Fox just knows what the people want: sensationalism and sex appeal in their mass media.

    • Stefinintehero

      See thats how republicans get you.,.. Tits

      • Haywood Jablome

        so Bill Clinton was into Republicans???

        • DeepestBlue

          He was if they had tits.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Dems are more interested in Talented Orators

    • Ian

      No wonder all those sexually repressed Republicans watch Fox News all the time…

  • Trainer

    #11 the guys face is funny. But what I really want to know is who is holding her up like that. Got to have some strength.

  • Lexie

    24- Bill Cosby for president

  • Yesh she is

    I bet she's wetter than an otter's pocket

    • Yesh she is

      #1

  • Zedhere

    #34 This is banana, your show was cool, but your stand-up sucks.

    • Stopmuffin

      I want your muffins.

    • guest

      I feel the exact opposite.

      • Arnold

        This is the Chive …nobody cares about your feelings.

  • Swerve

    #19 Those eyes are incredible! Beautiful girl.

    • http://www.facebook.com/dan.lovelace Dan Lovelace

      woo jersey!

    • bonerville

      ummmmm….no

    • Gallus

      Here's proof that Chivettes don't have to undress to be alluring.

    • wistfulD

      I'd chew on that fruit.

    • steveo

      Oh WOW- I just now noticed here eyes, thanks for the heads up, almost missed them

  • Connor Macmanus

    #15 Oh DANICA you so giggly.

    • Maynard B.

      She looks like soooo much fun

  • ACNchiver

    #26 – MOAR!!! Mirror Mirror on the wall, show me moar

    • GrayDog

      no name land found her on January 2, 2012. Go to: twitter.com/ParisRoxanne.

    • DeDav

      Also on facebook, by the same name as her twitter, but you'll have to ask her nicely for her to be willing to send them herself.

    • mickey

      isnt that angie varona?

      • Idius

        They look very similar, but I believe that it is not. The face is a wee bit off.

    • dasdasdsa
    • HouseStark

      Her twitter account is no longer active? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ missed all the pix!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #36 WANT!

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Jessica Pare

    • Kmac

      Zsu Bisou Bisou!!!!!

    • Sluttypanda

      Look up the movie "Lost and Delirious". You won't be disappointed.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572571966 Craig Millington

        Also, a quick google image search will turn up bewbs ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Slauterhause

      I have always loved this chick. She is unbelievable.

    • Nickincollege

      She's in hot tub time machine.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        "You gotta watch and not touch old man"

        I love Mad Men

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #34
    Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring….BANANA PHONE

  • Rockomon

    #3 ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha – that's fucking epic!

    • BType13X2

      If I was stupidly rich I would offer to match what Bill Gates has to pay for Bieber's copyright and give it to his favorite charity to 100% insure this happened. Or you know do it myself.

  • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

    #26 more please!

    • captmo9

      Paris Roxanne

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

  • nader

    #17 beast hahaha… cant wait to try them ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Katie

      If someone sends in a video doing all of these things they should win a trip to the chive offices.

    • Brian

      I will have to add "Great Scott" when I try the what year is it gag.

    • Patrick

      I'm a teacher, totally doing the Test one.

      • My name a Borat

        Ive done the "eye of the tiger" to joggers , fun until they whip their phone out to call the cops. Buzzkills

        • Angela

          I remember when first tried this list, IN THE FUCKING NINETIES.

      • The_Dood

        And you'll let us know how it goes, right?

      • Jeff

        I've been wanting to do this for a very long time, hopefully i'll get to create a test once i get into grad school…

  • darsh

    #31 She needs to stop offering that Troll 3.50

    • frankus

      and then i realized that girl scout was 4 stories tall

      • Chef's Dad

        and a crustacean, from the pelio-mesic era.

  • DTcrew4

    #26 MORE!!

    • Cmmon

      MOAR*

      • Angela

        MOAR because you'll never get a woman in real life!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572571966 Craig Millington

          MOAR because she's hot.

          • random

            Paris Roxanne…you're welcome

  • Findangle

    #18 Where can I get my Cee Lo and Simon Cowell dolls ??

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