Why you should let me touch your butt: A presentation (9 Photos)

Ladies, an ass massage feels REALLY GOOD btw….may also lead to buttsex

well played sir, well played

haha very nice

Stupidest post I've seen in a while

Can I get this PowerPoint presentation?

- MOAR pleaze?!?

Ummm that's exactly what my husband did…he didn't show me the presentation, but followed the steps.

God those were great cookies!

Hahaha this is awesome.. and yes I'm going to try this

And here we go!!!

John, can you post the actual PowerPoint? The ladies at the office will appreciate this … not.

Lol, best presentation and its facts seem legit.

I want to try this…and to the chivette who owns that awesome tush..Moar and Chive on!

Should find better cookies photos. Rest is excellent))

you guys are fukin nuts, love this shit ….and yes i still want to be you for a day

Haha how can you deny this logic?? You got me at plate of cookies

you know who presents this to a girl? the guy who will STILL be in the friendzone after she sees it.

If I got this, I'm pretty sure I would let them touch butt. It's got some solid arguments!

never happen, It's better to as forgiveness than it is to ask permission

ahahhahaahha. omg thats so funny, gotta give em credit for creativity.

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