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  • BabyFart Magizax

    Holy macarol!!! KCCO!!

    • Jimmy

      Nineteen people died that day.

  • Panigale

    INCREDIBLE!!! ….*Insert sarcasm

    • tyler

      AMAZING!!! …. *insert originality, comedy, wit, anything worthwhile

      • CaptainInsano

        Everybody relax…

  • tinyonwirk

    Wow… This is not chive worthy, soccer is GAY!

    • login

      Kind of odd that when you think of soccer you think of homosexuality, perhaps some repressed feelings?

      • tinyonwirk

        Yes – you caught me. Regardless, the sport sucks donkey testicles. Dont tell me, you're spanish? Lol

        • Riley Freeman

          Who cares where he's from. Your douchiness speaks loudly in every language.

        • Matt

          Your racism has no place here. You had similar comments on the post with black women a few weeks ago. Its time to go brush your teeth and get to bed so your parents can use the computer.

          • tinyonwirk

            Racism? Just my opinion bub… Its 2012, deal with it. 😉

          • Ryan

            How is that racist? Is it racist for someone to ask me if I'm an Aussie because i defend Aussie Rules Football?

            You are an dead set fuckwit. I hate dickheads like you always bringing race into things.

    • Coob19

      Seeing as they get women that blow away American girls, I'd say they keep it quite straight

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        That's because sycophantic myrmidons are willing to shell out their entire paycheck to watch them throw tantrums like 3 year olds, causing overly inflated salaries. Otherwise, those chickens would roost elsewhere.

    • Phil

      what's wrong with being gay?

      • Jase

        I'll start by saying one thing. You won't be let into heaven when you die. So enjoy that.

        • Guest

          There is no heaven 😉 so that wouldn't matter to me, am not gay though am just saying

    • RandomTask09

      If you are an American, do you realize that almost everyone in the US plays/played soccer at one point. Kids play soccer than any other sport. Plus, the term 'soccer-mom' should be a good indication.

      • http://twitter.com/Zordabo @Zordabo

        actually the most played sport in the US thanks to the ladies (ever since USA 94)

    • MasterBlaster

      What position did you play?

    • http://twitter.com/Zordabo @Zordabo

      you're not worthy of oxygen but you don't see me complaining, shit cunt

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Soccer….yeah, our girls really love that game.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You said it right; girls, not women.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "I want to marry you Paula guy or gal not matter don't give much of a fuck! Hugs, Your no. 1 Fan That Bitch who knows a good thing when she sees it. xxxxx – koochie koo"

      • koochie koo

        OMFG!!! STOP THE FUCKIN LIGHTS

        That's me on Fan Testimonial!!!!^^^^^^^MEEEEEEEEEEEEE^^^^^^^

        You fuckin SEXY MF Paula! 😉

        "faints"

    • EnduringReason

      Well since your "men" need to strap on armour to play a shit rip-off of rugby then I say more power to the girls.

  • anony

    you shittin me? anyone could do that

    • Dave

      Which is why you're posting on the internet instead of earning 10's of thousands a week for playing the game 😉

      • anony

        I meant that one play you idiot, and I'm right so buzz off buddy

        • DaddyD

          Which means you've never played the game and so have no understanding of it.

          You should ask your mother to explain it. She showed great knowledge of sucking when we were screwing last night.

  • bbbbruner

    Yawn….

  • Geral silver fox

    I'm thinking the goalie should be getting some recognition too.

    • Riley Freeman

      All I wanted was to check the comments to see what game this was. No answer to that, but I did find a fuck ton of intolerance for a game people play. You don't like the game, don't watch it. It's not gonna hurt you by existing.

      • David

        that reply was fucking irrelevant. He isnt saying anything bad about the game other then that goal was only scored because of a smart goalie. and that goalie needs some goddam recognition

    • sam

      exactly what i was thinking. i kept hoping the camera would pan to the goalie who made the pass connect.

  • RY!

    who the fuck cares this is a football country! not FUTBOL!

    • ale

      the internet thing is a country?

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Yeah man… and only Americans have access to the internet…… I mean, come on, you think other people even have computers or something? Pshh….

        • LucretiusCarus

          I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

          • Special

            Hahahaha, Well done sir.

          • john long

            Moore's law summed up right there

    • Visitohr
    • JackDanielNo7

      Yeah America is the only country that has internet yet it hasnt gotten the memo that soccer is the most widely played sport in the world. I dont see any World wide tournaments for football. Plus the fans are the best as long as they dont get too hammered and start riots

    • EnduringReason

      With the way the demographics are going your country won't be a football country for very long… Viva FUTBOL!

  • Turbodude

    I once saw a caddie who was offensive…

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    I see the FUTBOLians are neg-modding like crazy.

    Here's a thought, why don't you brush your leg against an opponent then throw yourself on the ground like your femur is sticking out? then maybe you'll get the attention you want.

    • Blownapart

      Yeah, my thoughts exactly! If they wanted to play a REAL MAN's sport they'd play rugby! Amiright?

    • Malikibob

      Yes, because all footballers are the same [/sarcasm]

      Youtube "Roy Keane" and prepare to shut the fuck up.

    • P90

      I tell you what, when you invent a sport that becomes popular the world over then maybe people will give a fuck about your opinion on the subject. Considering the only sport invented in America is basketball and that was by a Canadian I really don't think we need to hear your petty pointless views.

      • Catatafish

        we invented baseball, nascar, and lacrosse as well. I dont really care about nascar and baseball is ok but lacrosse is probably one of the most entertaining sports to watch and the players are amazing athletes

        • TheOccultist

          Nascar isn't a sport at all. Baseball isn't really a sport either. (hey, if you can be out of shape and be good at it, then it ain't a sport; let's stop embarrassing ourselves by pretending these are sports!). And lacrosse? A sport created by Native Americans. So, what, we stole their land and now we're gonna steal their goddamned sports too? Oh, I get it, THAT's the real sport for Americans, ain't it?

        • P90

          Baseball originated in Britain.

    • http://twitter.com/Zordabo @Zordabo

      not all players do this you shit cunt

  • DERRRRP

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

  • Dick
  • TFred

    why would you EVER leave the net open… more like stupid F****** coach pulls keeper and gets butt raped

    • TFred

      missed the goalie playing at midfield… dumbass goalie then

  • Hunter X

    Apparently, if you look like Beckham, Ronaldo, Fabregas, etc… you get all the nookie you want- regardless of what sport you play.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Pretty sure Victoria would have given David a pass if he had been a star Lawn Bowler.

      • Troy Burger

        Hell, for 1/2 his fortune- I'D do Beckham.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1315688786 KC Reichelt

    I think its pretty badass! But, hey, what do I know. I sit on the couch and don't play much professional sports like the hardcore elite ath-a-letes hatin on this :o)

  • Sean

    Thanks for wasting a min if my day on a video that is completely worthless. Get your shit together Bob and remove "awesome" from the tags list……..Donkey.

    • Nicnac

      oh look, someone clicked on, and watched a video they have no interest in… and then slammed the uploader.

      • Sean

        No I was interested to see something spectacular, not a goalie grab the ball and make a break out pass. There was nothing awesome about what happened in the video is the point. I can run around the 18 yard box carrying the ball while no one is allowed to make a play against me and then kick the ball down the field.

        • Big C

          "Wasting a minute"…yea, I'm sure this video took up your precious time. And to think, you could have played an extra minute of WOW before mommy put you to bed.

        • johnny d

          It was spectacular, you don't see goalkeepers around the world doing that

  • Spork

    Forza Hellas! Forza Verona!

    • hunter

      been to that stadium for a chievo game…awesome place!!

      • ToTheMoon!

        Verona is one of the coolest places I've ever been to. Love that city.

    • il_Pasto

      Yeah!!!! Vedere l'Hellas su TheChive…. non ha prezzo!!!!

      In English: See Hellas Verona on TheChive…. priceless!!!!

  • Underbaker

    I'd fire both Goalies for leaving their nets open.

  • Yo Yo Ma

    That was almost as exciting as the intentional walk in last night's Mets game!

  • Ryan

    To quote Daniel Tosh, "If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 – 0 is not enjoyable — unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies."

    • Nicnac

      4 hours with no score. You're talking about baseball right?

      • Ryan

        I don't like baseball either.

        • CaptainInsano

          I kinda like soccer and baseball for their low scores. It makes them that much more thrilling. I anticipate every pitch as the buildup to a potential run.

    • sebastian

      you mean the US not america. Football (the one you actually use your foot) dates back to ancient greeks and chinese. "american" football is only a diversification of rugby where in 4 hours the balls is only in play for 23 minutes. Basketball is a canadian sport, hockey is scandinavian, Baseball is english, and this country was founded by europeans. Hamburgers are german and french fries are belgian. So why not stop hating on other sports and just enjoy the play.

      • Rick_

        Thank you

      • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

        If your going to bitch and moan at least get the times right, AMERICAN Football (that's right bitch, AMERICAN belongs in all caps) lasts 3 hours and the ball is in play for an hour. Each quarter is 15 minutes. Occasionally overtime happens, which extends the greatness that is AMERICAN Football.:D

        • P90

          1) 'American football' like baseball and most other worldwide played sports was created in Britain.
          2) An American sports newscaster worked out that there was only an average of fifteen minutes of actual movement in the entire game.

          • justabill

            Rugby was created in Britain. The forward pass and other such rules that set American football apart from rugby were, of course, introduced in America.

            • Guest

              The 2 1/2 hours of viagra commercial during an NFL game was definitly invented by Americans

          • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

            1) Wrong
            2) Bullshit, you've obviously never played the game if you believe that.

      • angelo

        its obvious this dumb ass hasn't been outside the US and nor does he have a clue what goes on in the world. Read a text book sometimes cracker and learn a thing or two before you say stupid comments. But i can see how you can hate soccer especially when there is baseball… that awesome American past time of players scratching their balls and then throwing ball to a fat bastard while other idiots are waiting with baskets in their wrists to catch the ball… and dont forget the games are so bad ass that they play 160 times plus… wowwwwwwww what a sport

      • Yabo

        Actually it's only 11 minutes…
        http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704

    • Otter

      Just make each goal worth six points… like Football.

  • Matt

    Offsides?

    • Dude from SLC

      No way! The pass was coming well before he went offsides…

    • Firsttimeseriously

      It looked offsides to me too. Other than the other goalie, the only other defender was like 30 yards behind him. The only thing I can think of, is maybe it isn't offsides if its on a kick back from the defender (tough to tell if the goalie was passing it, or if the defender kicked the ball away from the goalie).

      • hunter

        if the attacking player is behind the mid-line when the ball is played, he does not need any opposing defenders back to keep him onside.

  • Guse

    Within the rules, but cheesy.

  • jadedhero1331

    That's what happens when you have your whole team in the other team's penalty box…if you're going to do that you better be ready to hustle your ass back down the field.

  • Jules

    that goalie is a badass and anyone who says different is a dumb bitch

    • mbomb

      I feel differently than you.

      • That guy

        ^dumb bitch

  • Timmer

    I really don't like soccer, but that goalie is good at what he does

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Fence sitter.

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